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The Pizza Delivery Guy

I Have a Confession to Make

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I don't understand why some people hate on those that have mental disabilities such as autism, down-syndrome, etc, instead we should be trying to help them.

You have a point. I have an autistic brother myself, who is with 28 years clearly older than me, and a couple of my so-called friends from a few years ago made fun of him. That's just extremely disrespectful and ignorant, nothing else. You should attempt to help people with mental disabilities, and not try to make fun of them.

Did you keep them as friends? I probably would have punched them out.

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Shoumaker

 

Did you keep them as friends? I probably would have punched them out.

He said so-called friends in his post so I don't think he's friends with them anymore. Making fun of someone because they have a mental disability is just sad. There's no use of punching these people even, the fact that they don't know that's wrong tells us a lot about them. I wouldn't bother laying hands on them myself, I would rather educate them.

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DEALUX

 

What do you mean by she? I'm not a lesbian  whatsthat.gif

 

Shouldn't had made a mistake by telling that I was a female.

You're not very tolerant either from the looks of things. I said "he\she" in case you were a lesbian. You also did not answer my questions, which is fine, but people can get curious sometimes.

 

This is hardly a reason to regret it. I doubt anyone here has given you a hard time for being a female.

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PlainGold

 

What do you mean by she? I'm not a lesbian  whatsthat.gif

 

Shouldn't had made a mistake by telling that I was a female.

You're not very tolerant either from the looks of things. I said "he\she" in case you were a lesbian. You also did not answer my questions, which is fine, but people can get curious sometimes.

 

This is hardly a reason to regret it. I doubt anyone here has given you a hard time for being a female.

Umm.. ok, I apologize for not being polite.

 

I can't tell you about this. Won't be too long until this "mystery" is revealed.

 

Wasn't in a good mood back then which made me reply to you harshly.

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GTA_stu

Ok it's time for an actual confession, although in reality it's like I did anything bad. Well I did, but it wasn't intended, it was a total accident. Basically I happened to expose myself to the cleaner. I know I chat a lot of bollocks on here, but this one actually did happen.

 

Ok, so I went on holiday about a month ago with some friends. We were staying at this nice hotel, well it wasn't anything special, but compared to the majority of the others on the island it was like the friggin' Ritz. I was in my hotel room, and I'd been sweating like a beaver even though it was only about noon, so I decided to get in the shower. The bathroom door was shut and I was going about my business, scrubbing myself and contemplating life and what not. Then the cleaner came in. She was in the bedroom, not the bathroom, and she knew I was in the bathroom. No danger there. I was kind of worried because I'd left some money on the table, and I didn't want her fingering the 12 Euros and making off with it. But it'd be awkward if I came out the shower and took the money with her looking on, then slinked back into the bathroom. So I left her to it and just hoped that she didn't notice it, or less likely, that she noticed it but decided not to steal it. The economy in Greece had bottomed out long ago and it was basically like visiting a third world country. She was no doubt already prostituting herself out just to scrape enough together to buy a moldy crust of a bread loaf.

 

Eventually she finished and exited the room, so I could finally emerge out the bathroom. The money was still there, her poor diet no doubt leading to gradual blindness. She hadn't noticed it. Phew. The bad eyesight theory was also backed up by the fact she did a shoddy job of cleaning.

 

I decided that in order to dry myself I'd go sit outside on the balcony for about 5 minutes. I could also perv on the girls near the pool from my elevated position. There was a nice breeze blowing up my towel and it felt nice, it felt good. It sort of gently dried and tickled my scrotum. After about 5 minutes of lounging on the balcony I was dry. Then I made a truly awful error. As I walked back through the balcony doors I dropped my towel, and I didn't see her, but I damn well heard her. It was the cleaning lady, she was back and she just got a full view of Stu. Dried balls and everything.

 

After the initial scream, she didn't really say anything else. She just stared, eyes gazing at me. Not in an admiring way, but in a "Is he going to do a Strauss-Kahn and sexually assault me" kind of way. At this point I just kept apologising and saying sorry, whilst also nervously laughing. I'm sure the constant saying sorry would of helped, but my nervous laughter put doubt in her mind and she still definitely thought I might try and molest her.

 

It took me a while but I pulled myself together, both figuratively and literally. And when she saw that I was now hiding my unmentionables and also still apologising, she worked out that I was just an idiot, and not a sexual deviant. She then grabbed her lemon cleaning product, and promptly left. But she was nothing if not determined, and she said "I come back 2 minutes, I come back 2 minutes." Then when I'd put some clothes on, she came back and finished the cleaning. Still did a pretty shoddy job, but I'll give her marks for effort, and she was also still a bit traumatised. So I'll let her off.

 

 

 

 

 

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Shah Sam
This isn't really a confession about me personally, but it kinda is at the same time.

 

I have two brothers, both younger than me, and both autistic. I don't mind expressing it on the internet, but I try to hide it from my friends in real life. I have no idea why, it's just some weird thing that goes on in my brain telling me they might make fun of them for being autistic, which a few of my former 'friends' have done.

 

I don't understand why some people hate on those that have mental disabilities such as autism, down-syndrome, etc, instead we should be trying to help them.

Why keep them as friends if they're assholes.

 

My friends doesn't make fun of my brother having down syndrom, but as always, there are some assholes who does.

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Doug The Panda

Another confession is that deep down Im sad and lonely. No propers friends and a very small family.

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King Andreas

Do member log entries constitute as "confessions"? If so, I have 3 thus far. Observe:

 

 

Verbal Commendation

Your continued help in the Cheats and Tricks forum by converting codes so console players can use them has not gone unnoticed. We appreciate your efforts. Keep up the good work!

 

 

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You sent a report for each of 21 topics just because you want them closed? We don't have time for this.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

My favorite day of 7th grade was when my history teacher spoke of my obviously unknowing use of a logical fallacy, it was not a disturbingly ignorant, presumptuous and arrogant reference to something lewd and disgusting that I initially thought it was.

 

I was a small adolescent yet vengeful and angry about most things in general for no real reason at all, other than my general dislike of anyone saying anything to me that could be contrived as offensive. It wouldn't have been good for me at all to go to juvenile hall after beating him with that pipe wrench. ph34r.gif

 

Hurting people is not a pleasant thing...but it HAS to be done sometimes.

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Sneakerhead.

>I use to be addicted to Soda, I stopped, because I was told that I could damage my kidneys.

>I am addicted to GMod

>I like to troll people on BF3

>I like to make new sigs.

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018361

Idk if this is really a confession, but it is something I feel terrible about when I reflect upon myself and the stupid things that I have done in life. When I was in younger and in high school I would often walk to the lunch area with my friend Ryan and his friend who's name I can't remember atm. Well, I was and often still are an ignorant idiot and when walking I was making fun of this mentally challenged kid there. Well, long story short I offended Ryan's friend and afterwards I started to really feel terrible about what I had said. I still haven't had the opportunity to apologize.

Also, I have said this a few times but I kinda want to say it in a thread where it will be on record. Since I was young I have had a crush on my friend Ryan's cousin Emily. She wasn't like all the other girls there. She was cute, had beautiful eyes, didn't wear a ton of makeup, was seemingly shy, and she would always get good grades. The other girls looked good too, but in the i'd f*ck them if I could kind of way, but she was different. Sadly before I had grown the balls to tell her how I felt about her she went to either somewhere in Georgia, USA or to the Philippines. I remember asking Ryan one day what happened to her and he responded sarcastically " why do you have a crush on her or something? " to which I replied in embarrassment with a sarcastic " yes " although I wasn't being sarcastic, I really did like her. I still wonder what has ever happened to her. Maybe one day at the right time the world would do me a solid and reunite us so that I can tell her how I feel, but that's just wishful thinking. I also rode the same bus as her and each morning she would say " hi ( insert my name here) " and she would then promptly sit down. One day she sat next to me and for some odd reason that 40 something minutes of riding on the bus had become the happiest moment in my life. I did friend her on Facebook, but she hasn't gone online in a few years anyway.

Also, whenever I see this topic I suddenly remember the weird Al confession songs. icon14.gif

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Pyrrhic
I'm straight for Hameer.

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Dale Nixon

Is Hameer even hot or are you horndogs just slobbering all over her because it's a broad?

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Will all of you and Hameer kindly get a room?

 

I confess to often farting and blaming it on the nearest fatass. cool.gif

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Shah Sam
Is Hameer even hot or are you horndogs just slobbering all over her because it's a broad?

I am not looking for someone "hot". I'm looking for someone I can trust, someone who will listen to all my problems, someone who will take care of our future children, somone who makes great forumgames, someone... Like Hameer. inlove.gif

 

@lzw3 HAHAHAHA THAT MADE MY DAY (OR NIGHT) biggrin.gif

 

Another confession: I hate when almost no one is awake at the night (like now), because the forum becomes so slow and inactive.

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Wolf of Badenoch
Another confession: I hate when almost no one is awake at the night (like now), because the forum becomes so slow and inactive.

Same. It feels like you're the only one that's posting at times.

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Piggsy pls

When I was in the 6th grade, a bi kid in my class kept pressuring me to let him suck my dick. Eventually I did, it was in his apartmemt hall, however I made him stop almost as soon as it started, because I didn't like it, and ran out.

 

 

And I still have that guy as a friend on Facebook. ph34r.gif

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When I was in the 6th grade, a bi kid in my class kept pressuring me to let him suck my dick. Eventually I did, it was in his apartmemt hall, however I made him stop almost as soon as it started, because I didn't like it, and ran out.

 

 

And I still have that guy as a friend on Facebook. ph34r.gif

That happened to us all, but only some of us are mature enough to admit it.

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018361

I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier, but lately as in the last few years I have been seeing or thinking I have been seeing things that make me think that I may indeed be going crazy. I for the last few years have been seeing weird stuff. Such as shadow figures and such. One time I was staying up late at night watching Television and I saw a figure walk by the TV with the shadow in the perfect shape of a human slowly crossing the screen from left to right. I had to pinch myself and do other various test to make sure I wasn't asleep. I think my mind likes to play pranks...I don't.

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TheFoxRiverFugitive

-I'm bisexual

-I would like to know what it feels like to kill someone, only if they deserve it and if I know I could get away with it.

-I daydream about absolutely ludicrous things like being a super saiyan

-I'm a very boring person, so when out in the real world I adopt the mannerisms and personality traits of fictional characters I like

 

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Wolf of Badenoch

I'm bisexual.

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Here: I'll post everything I did in the first confessions topic now so I don't spam too much:

 

I want a gun for self defense. The town I live in is gradually being oilized. The black gold boom has hit the area terribly, spiking population and crime, and I feel unsafe.

 

I hate people who play their iPod through the speaker. I don't want to listen to your sh*tty music. They somehow manage to play it louder than my own earphones.

 

I punched a person who said Rob Halford was a cocksucker. I have punched a person who laughed at the news of Robin Gibb's death. I have also knocked out this freak who spoke bad of Phil Collins. NO ONE disses Phil Collins.

 

Confession #8866854: I have stolen papers and stuff from people who jam their lockers from locking. It's hilarious to watch them frantically search for Mrs. Sunshine's assignment that was due a week ago to begin with.

 

Whenever I have a firm belief in something, I don't give a sh*t about what anyone else says. My opinion is right and they're stupid, even if what they are supporting is something I used to support.

 

I also would like to confess that I don't think Nickelback is a bad band. I think they are average, better than bieber but not better than Slash.

 

These are f*cked up. I've censored them:

 

I want to f*ck Tails the Fox.

 

I want to f*ck this one guy from school. I also want to f*ck a lot of the girls, but who doesn't.

 

And I am also failing Algebra this year.

 

I now have an A- in Algebra. I confess that studying really does pay off. Either that or my teacher really pities me

 

I admit to having over 500 Hot Wheels cars, and whenever my mother tells me to get rid of them, I get all defensive like: "You don't know what these mean to me!"

 

I also wake up often sitting in front of my computer on random porn websites. The scary part is that I plainly remember going to bed those same nights.

 

I confess to viewing every Mexican I see as a dangerous human being. If I'm ever next to a Mexican I freak out on the inside. Whenever I serve one at the grocery store I freak out. And whenever one engages in verbal contact with me I have no idea what to do. Once there were two Mexicans in an argument. One called out to me, explained the argument, and asked me which one was right. They both looked like murderers, and taking one's side surprisingly didn't end badly for me.

 

The same goes to police officers, but for completely different reasons.

 

I'm the fattest man in my Gym class. I have been losing weight but still manage to be fat.

 

Whenever I listen to songs with awesome guitar solos, like Free Bird and Comfortably Numb, I'll throat-sing the notes of the solo.

 

I really hate kids. Whenever I'm at work and hear a screaming kid I have to fight the urge to scream right back at it. God damn, don't give me the excuse that it's a kid and it naturally screams, NO! My mother had TWO kids after I was born and no matter the issue she could calm it down in 20 seconds. These f*cks think they can get away with it but no. Also, I hate how they STARE.

 

You know... they just stare. I work at a grocery store now. There are hundreds of things it can stare at, but it chooses me. With those big ass eyes, I just want to punch it. I know I'm incredibly sexy but don't stare.

 

I confess to injuring myself to get out of dating someone.

 

I confess that Aadrian is the mod that I take least seriously on GTAF. In the GTA V section he's good, but everywhere else he's kind of a clown.

 

user posted image

 

If the clown dressed and acted in this way.

 

I also confess to have stolen things over a hundred times this year so far. I've only been incarcerated once: when I was caught taking over 60 doughnuts for a party. I had to pay a $100 fine (the total price for the doughnuts plus some more)

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Here: I'll post everything I did in the first confessions topic now so I don't spam too much:

 

I want a gun for self defense. The town I live in is gradually being oilized. The black gold boom has hit the area terribly, spiking population and crime, and I feel unsafe.

 

I hate people who play their iPod through the speaker. I don't want to listen to your sh*tty music. They somehow manage to play it louder than my own earphones.

 

I punched a person who said Rob Halford was a cocksucker. I have punched a person who laughed at the news of Robin Gibb's death. I have also knocked out this freak who spoke bad of Phil Collins. NO ONE disses Phil Collins.

 

Confession #8866854: I have stolen papers and stuff from people who jam their lockers from locking. It's hilarious to watch them frantically search for Mrs. Sunshine's assignment that was due a week ago to begin with.

 

Whenever I have a firm belief in something, I don't give a sh*t about what anyone else says. My opinion is right and they're stupid, even if what they are supporting is something I used to support.

 

I also would like to confess that I don't think Nickelback is a bad band. I think they are average, better than bieber but not better than Slash.

 

These are f*cked up. I've censored them:

 

I want to f*ck Tails the Fox.

 

I want to f*ck this one guy from school. I also want to f*ck a lot of the girls, but who doesn't.

 

And I am also failing Algebra this year.

 

I now have an A- in Algebra. I confess that studying really does pay off. Either that or my teacher really pities me

 

I admit to having over 500 Hot Wheels cars, and whenever my mother tells me to get rid of them, I get all defensive like: "You don't know what these mean to me!"

 

I also wake up often sitting in front of my computer on random porn websites. The scary part is that I plainly remember going to bed those same nights.

 

I confess to viewing every Mexican I see as a dangerous human being. If I'm ever next to a Mexican I freak out on the inside. Whenever I serve one at the grocery store I freak out. And whenever one engages in verbal contact with me I have no idea what to do. Once there were two Mexicans in an argument. One called out to me, explained the argument, and asked me which one was right. They both looked like murderers, and taking one's side surprisingly didn't end badly for me.

 

The same goes to police officers, but for completely different reasons.

 

I'm the fattest man in my Gym class. I have been losing weight but still manage to be fat.

 

Whenever I listen to songs with awesome guitar solos, like Free Bird and Comfortably Numb, I'll throat-sing the notes of the solo.

 

I really hate kids. Whenever I'm at work and hear a screaming kid I have to fight the urge to scream right back at it. God damn, don't give me the excuse that it's a kid and it naturally screams, NO! My mother had TWO kids after I was born and no matter the issue she could calm it down in 20 seconds. These f*cks think they can get away with it but no. Also, I hate how they STARE.

 

You know... they just stare. I work at a grocery store now. There are hundreds of things it can stare at, but it chooses me. With those big ass eyes, I just want to punch it. I know I'm incredibly sexy but don't stare.

 

I confess to injuring myself to get out of dating someone.

 

I confess that Aadrian is the mod that I take least seriously on GTAF. In the GTA V section he's good, but everywhere else he's kind of a clown.

 

user posted image

 

If the clown dressed and acted in this way.

 

I also confess to have stolen things over a hundred times this year so far. I've only been incarcerated once: when I was caught taking over 60 doughnuts for a party. I had to pay a $100 fine (the total price for the doughnuts plus some more)

Just f*ck you for posting that picture of Pennywise. I hope your asshole gets sewn shut with fishing wire. Nothing gave me the creeps more than IT. Watched it when I was 10 years old.

 

You could've posted a picture of Ronald McDonald.

 

I confess to being terrified of that clown.

 

Sorry for swearing at you.

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Alan Eastwood
My god that clown image... you f*ck my day.

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Pyrrhic

Wow I'm genuinely surprised at the amount of people who have come out as LGBT on this forum in the last few months.

 

Mr. Reaper

myself

Petrey

NateShaw92

whatsstrength

Valenta

 

and someone else.

 

Anyway confession time: When I was like 9 years old I used to go on Habbo Hotel and pretend to be like 18 and would talk to girls and think I was pretty cool.

And when I joined a clan on there I quietly ranked myself up without the leader's permission every now and then, and nobody ever noticed.

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Flachbau
When I was like 5 or 6 I had a crush on this girl from an episode of a TV show.

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TheFoxRiverFugitive
Wow I'm genuinely surprised at the amount of people who have come out as LGBT on this forum in the last few months.

 

Mr. Reaper

myself

Petrey

NateShaw92

whatsstrength

Valenta

 

and someone else.

 

Anyway confession time: When I was like 9 years old I used to go on Habbo Hotel and pretend to be like 18 and would talk to girls and think I was pretty cool.

And when I joined a clan on there I quietly ranked myself up without the leader's permission every now and then, and nobody ever noticed.

It wasn't my intention to "come out" or anything like that. It's really not that big of a deal to me. I wouldn't mind if people in the real world found out.

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jackass2009

When I was 12, I sold my soul to the devil for some pocket lint and a collectible pez dispenser that hasn't opened since 1993

 

Seriously, though, I've got some actual confessions.

 

Whenever I'm using a ouija board with someone and it's boring, I move it and pretend that it's real.

 

I once savagely beat someone's ass for saying that The Doors suck. Nobody f*cks with them.

 

I hate owls with a passion. They're stupid animals.

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Shoumaker

 

Reminder

Negative comments about GTA IV result in a ban stick *wink, wink*.

Haha, good old MVC. Which post was it that got you reminded? You must have said something real bad; you know how much he loves the game.

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Verbal Commendation

Your continued help in the Cheats and Tricks forum by converting codes so console players can use them has not gone unnoticed. We appreciate your efforts. Keep up the good work!

About time, you really deserve it, such shame most people don't notice you since you mostly post only in SA section. Congrats.

 

As for my confessions:

• If it wasn't for GTA, I wouldn't probably be much of gamer

• When I was 13 years old I was frequently using my mother's credit card without her permission, though I always gave money back.

• I love cartoons such as Spongebob, I find them rather funny

And so many other things. sigh.gif

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