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The Pizza Delivery Guy

I Have a Confession to Make

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Okay, I've got a real huge secret. I've finally got a chance to get it down all at once. And i know for a fact that not very many people are going to believe this.

 

When I was really young, like before I even got into school, there was a girl that I hung out with. I don't really count it as my first kiss since I was young and it was against my will... but it happened.

 

We stayed together all throughout grade school, playing like any other kid would. Even when i moved out of town, and came back a year and a half later, we were still tight. In fact, when we moved back, she and I became neighbors.

 

So for about 2 years all we did was play together, from the moment I woke up in the morning all they way until curfew, and I must say... it was a lot of fun.

 

About the time we were 11, her family had their 5th child, and their home wasn't going to fit them all, so they were going to need to take the girl out of her room and move her to the basement. Problem was that there wasn't a room down there either. So they began renovation of a new bedroom down there.

 

About halfway through the construction, we were allowed to play in there away from all the other children in that house. We'd play dolls, house... were we the only 11 year olds that still played house? Well what we did one day I'm sure a lot of other 11 year olds didn't do.

 

I really don't know the early details, but somehow I was able to get her to willingly take her clothes off. I'm not kidding, everything. We started slowly, one of us hid behind a dresser, and the other would tell them which piece to take off, and then hold it above the dresser to prove we did it. I guess I was able to convince her it was a game. Eventually one of us was able to get the other fully unclothed, and soon the two of us were together unclothed. Naked. Fully.

 

We stayed like that together, playing like we always did, just without any clothes on. It went on for around 20 minutes until something happened, details missing (I was too focused in on the good parts of the event), and I went home, and that was that.

 

she came over the next day and asked me "Remember yesterday, we were naked?" And I was like... "yeah."

 

I didn't know about sexual intercourse back then, and if it happened again today you're goddamn right I'd have done it, but I didn't, and the experience itself has impacted me in so many ways. a couple of years after it happened, I thought of the day as a huge mistake. Now, I look at it as huge missed opportunity.

 

And that's the story of how I almost lost my virginity at age 11.

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Zugzwang

I only wrote my father one letter the entire four months he was in jail. Biggest regret of my life.

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Trinette

I look forward to greenrock topics.

 

Is there something wrong with me? ph34r.gifph34r.gif

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PlainGold
I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

Oh really??? You cheating on me

It may be you. It may be someone else ph34r.gif

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Deffpony
I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

Oh really??? You cheating on me

It may be you. It may be someone else ph34r.gif

Better not be Adriaan... I hear he's taken

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Shoumaker
Better not be Adriaan... I hear he's taken

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Rougarou
I look forward to greenrock topics.

 

Is there something wrong with me? ph34r.gifph34r.gif

yes there is something seriously wrong with you and you need professional help immediately! tounge.gif

 

 

 

on topic: I once broke my friend's house window when I was 8 and blamed it on some other kid in the neighborhood bored.gif

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Pyrrhic

When I am on the burger grilles at McDonald's after I steam clean the grille and it is really clean I secretly pretend to christen the new platens.

 

It's sad, really.

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Adriaan
Better not be Adriaan... I hear he's taken

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Quackerz Gamerz

This isn't really a confession about me personally, but it kinda is at the same time.

 

I have two brothers, both younger than me, and both autistic. I don't mind expressing it on the internet, but I try to hide it from my friends in real life. I have no idea why, it's just some weird thing that goes on in my brain telling me they might make fun of them for being autistic, which a few of my former 'friends' have done.

 

I don't understand why some people hate on those that have mental disabilities such as autism, down-syndrome, etc, instead we should be trying to help them.

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Dealux
I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

Oh really??? You cheating on me

It may be you. It may be someone else ph34r.gif

Does he\she know? Do you know that person well? Come on, you're not getting away with this so easy.

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DJ Arrt
This may appall, disgust, horrify, or maybe even offend you...

 

but I confess that i enjoyed and continue to enjoy Saints Row 2 over GTA IV.

Huh, I thought gameplay wise, the game was more fun. But the wwstories were equally. enjoyable.

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Zotak

When I was a teen I had this female cousin, well, she was hot and, actually nothing ever happend, but I might have had bad thoughts two or three times, specially at night. whatsthat.gif

 

Forgive Me Padre for I Have Sinned.

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I<3GTAV

I have another confession, when I was younger (4-8), I had a crush on my second cousin. I didn't know I was related to her though, and when I found out I felt disappointed.

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Shoumaker

 

I have another confession, when I was younger (4-8), I had a crush on my second cousin. I didn't know I was related to her though, and when I found out I felt disappointed.

I don't think you really have anything to be ashamed of as you didn't know she was related to you. You felt upset because she was linked too closely to you and you saw that even at that age which is surprising.

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NYC PATROL

Stole a roadmap from a gas station when I was 5 or 6. Slap the cuffs on me sad.gif

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Kalvin

 

I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

user posted image

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I cucked Alex Jones

 

 

Always searching for paradise

I'll admit that I'm good as blind darling

I confess, yes I've ruined three lives

Did not care 'til I found out one them was mine

Edited by Nipperkins

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EvilFuture
I didn't know about sexual intercourse back then, and if it happened again today you're goddamn right I'd have done it, but I didn't, and the experience itself has impacted me in so many ways. a couple of years after it happened, I thought of the day as a huge mistake. Now, I look at it as huge missed opportunity.

 

And that's the story of how I almost lost my virginity at age 11.

A missed opportunity? Dude, you were 11 years old, it's not like you would have felt anything even if you did do it. lol

 

Anyway, one time I went to go to the bathroom at school, and some guy had left his agenda in there. I opened it to see who's it was, and it was some douchebag piece of sh*t's, so I kind of... what's the word... came in it and closed it and left. lol.gif

 

 

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Shoumaker
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You're Afro American? So those pictures in the member photos topic were fake.. Easily the biggest confession today. mercie_blink.gif

 

I shoplifted once, a pack of cards when I was 7. My dad used to tell me how playing cards were bad. I guess he didn't want me to get into gambling or something, not sure why else he wouldn't want me to play cards.

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GTA_stu
I shoplifted once, a pack of cards when I was 7. My dad used to tell me how playing cards were bad. I guess he didn't want me to get into gambling or something, not sure why else he wouldn't want me to play cards.

Cards are like a gateway to self harm and prostitution. Just like how cannabis is a gateway drug to harder drugs. Basically, if you keep playing cards, it won't be long before you're cutting yourself with a pair of scissors and mutilating your body, whilst a big fat guy pounds you from behind.

 

Stay away from cards. They're bad news.

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Mr. Scratch

What Stu said.

user posted image

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PlainGold

 

I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

Oh really??? You cheating on me

It may be you. It may be someone else ph34r.gif

Does he\she know? Do you know that person well? Come on, you're not getting away with this so easy.

What do you mean by she? I'm not a lesbian whatsthat.gif

 

You'll find out soon..... ph34r.gif

Edited by Hameer

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Shoumaker

 

Stay away from cards. They're bad news.

It seems you've had quite the experience when it comes to this. I believe it's time for another one of your crazy stories. Go on tell us, this is the confessions thread.

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universetwisters

I remember when I was 11 or 12, I used to be really big into Thomas the Tank engine. That's all I would talk about in school and everybody thought I was a mouth breathing retard. Then, I realized that only kids like that show, so I burned all my Thomas VHS tapes in the backyard and started taking up pornography as a hobby.

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Ferocious Banger
I love someone here on this forum.  blush.gif

 

................and I'm not a dude.

Oh really??? You cheating on me

It may be you. It may be someone else ph34r.gif

Does he\she know? Do you know that person well? Come on, you're not getting away with this so easy.

What do you mean by she? I'm not a lesbian whatsthat.gif

 

Shouldn't had made a mistake by telling that I was a female.

Not really. Who's your lover? We'll fix the marriage..

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Mr. Scratch

 

Shouldn't had made a mistake by telling that I was a female.

Just make sure GTA-King doesn't find out...

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Shah Sam

My confession is... I think I love Hameer.

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GTA_stu
Not really. Who's your lover? We'll fix the marriage..

It's gotta be either Deffpony or trip, they're the 2 biggest hunks on the forum.

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Andreas

 

I don't understand why some people hate on those that have mental disabilities such as autism, down-syndrome, etc, instead we should be trying to help them.

You have a point. I have an autistic brother myself, who is with 28 years clearly older than me, and a couple of my so-called friends from a few years ago made fun of him. That's just extremely disrespectful and ignorant, nothing else. You should attempt to help people with mental disabilities, and not try to make fun of them.

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