Tyg0903 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Who do you guys think would win in a fight between All three protags and Chuck Norris. Be serious and give me facts to back your point of view on this. I have been drinking and felt the forum needed to lighten up so give me your take before this is locked. Edited July 20, 2013 by Tyg0903 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2spooky4u Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Who do you guys think would win in a fight between All three protags and Chuck Norris. Be serious and give me facts to back your point of view on this. I have been drinking and felt the forum needed to lighten up so give me your take before this is locked. This is why you don't drink and post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 A moderator. He'd come and close the topic, ending with the fight asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbiscuit93 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris would win because he'd just turn off the console. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattInman Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Wouldn't happen. Want to know the facts as to why? Because 3 out of the 4 don't exist. I'll let you figure the rest of it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyg0903 Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Come on man, This is or was a huge deal here in America. There is nothing of value left to talk about. I was hoping people would start responding with their best chuck norris jokes. sORRY IF THE cHUCK NORRIS THING WASNT BIG IN YOUR COUNTRY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris. /thread Edit: Chuck Norris can round-house kick another person into a pocket dimension, filled with an infinite number of smaller (but no less lethal) Chuck Norris's, all of whom are waiting to round-house kick you into yet another dimension, of which there is no comprehension. That's why Chuck Norris wins, every time. Edited July 20, 2013 by Jedi Master Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterO Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Epic chuck norris jokes so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris is an actor and body builder. You're comparing him to three videogame criminals that have the power to take down waves of enemies only using a pistol. Even worse, they have special abilities this time around. Chuck Norris would defeat them in a fist fight, probably, but any of the 3 would kill him in a shootout. Also, I live in a America and Chuck Norris isn't a big deal. I don't know where you livin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... So do I. You ain't even know it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... So do I. You ain't even know it... do not* And no thank you. On Topic: under Chuck Norris's beard is another beard, and under that beard is a fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Last one: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... So do I. You ain't even know it... -SNIP- do not* And no thank you. On Topic: under Chuck Norris's beard is another beard, and under that beard is a fist. Actually, do not isn't the right correction to my sentence... And 'no thank you' for what? What did I offer to you? Also, it is humanely impossible to have a fist under your beard. I don't know if you knew that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... So do I. You ain't even know it... -SNIP- do not* And no thank you. On Topic: under Chuck Norris's beard is another beard, and under that beard is a fist. Actually, do not isn't the right correction to my sentence... And 'no thank you' for what? What did I offer to you? Also, it is humanely impossible to have a fist under your beard. I don't know if you knew that... You ain't even know it vs You do not even know it. Hmm.. Which one sounds correct to you? Also, that was a no thank you to whatever video you posted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the Earth down... So do I. You ain't even know it... -SNIP- do not* And no thank you. On Topic: under Chuck Norris's beard is another beard, and under that beard is a fist. Actually, do not isn't the right correction to my sentence... And 'no thank you' for what? What did I offer to you? Also, it is humanely impossible to have a fist under your beard. I don't know if you knew that... You ain't even know it vs You do not even know it. Hmm.. Which one sounds correct to you? Also, that was a no thank you to whatever video you posted. It's actually "you did* not even know it" because "ain't" is a word of past tense. But saying it that way would be incorrect as well, so it becomes "you didn't even know it." And I didn't ask you to watch it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Ain't is a cotroversal word in the English language. According to Webster, it is considered by most people to be "slang", if you will, often used by the poorly educated. I happen to subscribe to the majority's opinion, and believe "ain't" is not a word. Thus, your argument is invalid. Just my opinion, of course. Good day, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Ain't is a cotroversal word in the English language. I happen to subscribe to the majority's opinion, and believe "ain't" is not a word. Thus, your argument is invalid. Just my opinion, of course. Good day, sir. Two conflicting statements here. You said that it is a word. And then said it isn't. Also, when discussing the English language, there are no opinions. There are only facts. Either you understand something or you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike88 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Ain't is a cotroversal word in the English language. I happen to subscribe to the majority's opinion, and believe "ain't" is not a word. Thus, your argument is invalid. Just my opinion, of course. Good day, sir. Two conflicting statements here. You said that it is a word. And then said it isn't. Also, when discussing the English language, there are no opinions. There are only facts. Either you understand something or you don't. It's not a conflicting statement. He is stating that its existence is controversial and then stating that he is one of the people who does not think its a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Master Tom Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) I said "Good day"! Edit: thank you spike88 for understanding what I had clearly laid out in plain, simple words. I am tired of arguing with him, and deemed the topic not worth further explanation than what has already been provided. Edited July 20, 2013 by Jedi Master Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Ain't is a cotroversal word in the English language. I happen to subscribe to the majority's opinion, and believe "ain't" is not a word. Thus, your argument is invalid. Just my opinion, of course. Good day, sir. Two conflicting statements here. You said that it is a word. And then said it isn't. Also, when discussing the English language, there are no opinions. There are only facts. Either you understand something or you don't. It's not a conflicting statement. He is stating that its existence is controversial and then stating that he is one of the people who does not think its a word. You're right. I misunderstood for a second there. My main point was that though controversial, it is widely used and has been semi-accepted. Ain't is a contraction for "am not", "is not", "are not", "has not", and "have not" in the common English language vernacular. In some dialects ain't is also used as a contraction of "do not", "does not", and "did not". The usage of ain't is a perennial subject of controversy in English. Widely used by many people, and found in most dictionaries, its use is often considered by prescriptionists to be informal, nonstandard, or improper. Ain't has several antecedents in English, corresponding to the various forms of to be not and to have not that ain't contracts. It is a slight adaptation of 'is not', 'am not', 'are not' and 'have not'. The development of ain't for to be not and to have not is a diachronic coincidence;[2] in other words, they were independent developments at different times. I use this word all of the time in speech, but not in writing (not normally). I am one of those that use "ain't" as a shortening for "am not" "is not" and "have not". @Jedi Master Tom: This is an argument...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris doesn't even need to be in the same vicinity. If he lifts his leg for a round house kick it alters the Earth's axis by 30 degrees. No one messes with Chuck Norris well because no one f*cks with Chuck. Michael, Trevor and Franklin don't stand a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeloton Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris is an actor and body builder. You're comparing him to three videogame criminals that have the power to take down waves of enemies only using a pistol. Even worse, they have special abilities this time around. Chuck Norris would defeat them in a fist fight, probably, but any of the 3 would kill him in a shootout. Also, I live in a America and Chuck Norris isn't a big deal. I don't know where you livin' You haven't seen The Expendables 2 then, Chuck takes out a few dozen men and a MBT alone. Then he uses one of the many jokes about him lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Chuck Norris is an actor and body builder. You're comparing him to three videogame criminals that have the power to take down waves of enemies only using a pistol. Even worse, they have special abilities this time around. Chuck Norris would defeat them in a fist fight, probably, but any of the 3 would kill him in a shootout. Also, I live in a America and Chuck Norris isn't a big deal. I don't know where you livin' You haven't seen The Expendables 2 then, Chuck takes out a few dozen men and a MBT alone. Then he uses one of the many jokes about him lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Chuck Norris causes a tsunami everytime he swims at the beach Everytime Chuck Norris goes shopping he kills 54 shop lifters and when he leaves the store a banner appears saying 'MISSION COMPLETE' Chuck Norris doesn't see words and numbers like normal people. Instead, he sees green computerized script which scrolls down in front of his eyes. Edited July 20, 2013 by Miamivicecity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rjeev142 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I'm 12 years old and Chuck Norris jokes are the most hillarious jokes evar!!!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Backfire6 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Who do you guys think would win in a fight between All three protags and Chuck Norris. Be serious and give me facts to back your point of view on this. I have been drinking and felt the forum needed to lighten up so give me your take before this is locked. This is why you don't drink and post. ^ This But seriously. Micheal would win only because he has experience. Experience is better in every way and will win every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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