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Drawback: It's a Nokia.

 

Wish: I wish I could build an entire house in less than a minute.

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universetwisters

Drawback - It's a house that you put on a model railroad

 

Wish - I wish I had $9,000 worth of model trains

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Drawback: The ingredients are 3 months old.

 

Wish: I could shape shift into anything I want and then shape shift back to myself.

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Drawback - People can see through your disguise

 

Wish - I had an unlimited supply of Checkers hamburgers that were fresh and free and nobody else was after them

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Drawback: The burgers had semen on them, fresh semen, but semen all the same.

 

Wish: Justin Bieber would stop making music.

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Drawback: Congratulations! Your wish has been granted. He left the music industry for good. Now, he's a really douchy main character in all of your favourite TV shows.

 

Wish: I wish tomorrow was a clear, sunny day in all of Ontario.

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DRAWBACK - Nobody cares because it's Ontario

 

WISH - There are no bedtimes and ice cream is for breakfast

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Drawback: you keep falling asleep.

Wish: go waist deep in Natalie Portman

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Drawback: She hasn't trimmed for a couple of months.

 

Wish: I wish I had a trillion dollars.

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Drawback: The value of the dollar is decreased to 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of what it was before you got a trillion dollars

 

Wish: I wish I could dance like Michael Jackson.

This should be a fun one.

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Drawback: you fall in love with him.

Wish: Go to space.

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Drawback: you fall in love with him.

Wish: Go to space.

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Drawback: You're all alone without proper safety gear. Your death is immediate.

 

Wish: I wish there was a great, hilarious movie made about

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Wish: I wish there was a great, hilarious movie made about

Drawback: After production finishes, the entire cast and crew vanish without a trace.

 

Wish: Able to shoot fire from the tips of my fingers.

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Drawback: You burn the sh*t out of your finger tips

Wish: I wish everyone who exists or ever will exist will have infinite happiness

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LibertyKing

Drawback: Dead people come back to life as miserable people.

Wish: To have all the powers and be able to control them.

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Drawback: "with great power comes great responsibility"

wish: to get all of my work done on time

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Drawback: "with great power comes great responsibility"

wish: to get all of my work done on time

Drawback - You run out of time.

Wish - To get out of London!

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DRAWBACK - A giant dome covers London and electrocutes anybody who touches it on either side.

 

WISH - I wish my mom would stop drinking

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Drawback - She gets hooked on meth

 

Wish - Have an unlimited amount of money, no drawback can affect you at all

 

Bonus - Ability to fart without [accidentally] sh*tting

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DRAWBACK - Someone steals the money

 

WISH - The wicker chair I'm sitting in turns into a comfy leather one with footrests.

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Drawback - It looks like its made of leather, really it's made out of cow sh*t.

Wish - To have a good first car.

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DRAWBACK - It's good by shoddy eastern european standards

 

WISH - I wish there was world peace

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WISH - I wish there was world peace.

Drawback: Makes us easier to defeat in a alien invasion.

 

Wish: Invincibility.

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Drawback: You're been tortured all day, but you can't die.

Wish: Be the most intelligent person on Earth.

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DRAWBACK - You loose control of your body and have to live in a wheelchair like stephen hawking

 

WISH - 9/11 never happened

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LibertyKing

I guess you've had the idea from my signature

 

Drawback: There was a nuclear bomb instead.

Wish: Be able to read in people's mind.

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TheIllaDopest

Drawback: You hear everyones mind at the same time causin a massive migraine

wish: I wish I was CEO of the world

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Drawback: Sure, but you can't control sh*t.

 

Wish: I wish this wish gets drawbacked.

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