018361 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Wish: I wish that I could become famous Drawback: You are constantly followed and stalked by paparazzi and obsessed fans. Wish: I wish I could become rich legally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback - You end up fleeing to Denmark because a Mexican Cartel has threatened to rob you and kill you for your money. Wish - Happy Hardcore was back in style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: Everyone you have ever hated starts to like it and shove on your face how they supposeldy give a lot of sh*t, while they do it out of a crappy fashion. Wish: I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger in his 20's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: Everyone you have ever hated starts to like it and shove on your face how they supposeldy give a lot of sh*t, while they do it out of a crappy fashion. Wish: I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger in his 20's. Drawback: You're not muscular and you have extremely weak bones. Wish: I wish I could get any girl I wanted to be attracted to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: You're gay, and like it down your butthole. Wish: I'm strong both physically and mentally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluetops Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: You're gay, and like it down your butthole. Wish: I'm strong both physically and mentally. Drawback: You now look like a muscular nerd that no one will ever like to look at. Wish: I wish that I'm a popular celebrity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback - Your only claim to fame is a sex tape with two transgender men who end up choking on their own semen while high on painkillers. Wish - The entire state of Delaware disappears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackass2009 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback - Your only claim to fame is a sex tape with two transgender men who end up choking on their own semen while high on painkillers. Wish - The entire state of Delaware disappears. Drawback: There's hurricanes and other types of sh*t around where Delaware once was. Wish: I wish that there was a revolution in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback - The revolution was started by neo-confederates. The United States are renamed "Confederate States" and slavery is thrown back into effect. Wish - There were more raves in Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxX19Dude95XxX Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback - The revolution was started by neo-confederates. The United States are renamed "Confederate States" and slavery is thrown back into effect. Wish - There were more raves in Florida. drawback a Laser hits you in your eyes any time you go to a rave wish I could live forever and keep my youth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: You would see everyone you love die Wish: I had a bigger dick then everyone here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYC PATROL Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: It's too big to put to use Wish: I could go back in time and change some choices I made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: You end up making worse choices. Wish: I was a ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: You are forever alone, as no one notices you. Wish: I wish I had a new car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: Despite being new, the parts it was put together with were cheap and unreliable and your car breaks down in a week. Wish: I had a cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: The cookie flavor is chocolate shart. Wish: I wish I had every guitar in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDucky Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: you have no strings Wish: i never had to trim my pubes again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: The girl you're really into doesn't like guys without pubes. Wish: I could instantly make myself fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: You never wake back up. Wish: I didn't have to go back to school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Edit: Drawback: You lose all of your friends Wish: I never have to work a day in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zugzwang Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: Your closest female relative has to work as a prostitute to support you financially. Wish: I wish I had infinite happiness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: Everyone else, including family and friends, are miserable. Wish: Current music would start being good again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: All the good artists start dying off in a very short amount of time, resulting in bad artists again. Wish: I wish I could run around naked, but appear as though I have clothes on to everybody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: You always seem to be wearing clothes to everyone, even during sex. Wish: I had a great singing voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertical limit Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Your face looks like a truck ran over you and then reversed. I wish for eternal happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: Everyone else wants to kill themselves. Wish: I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Condition: Your mouth is always open while flying, for all the bird sh*t and whatever else to go into. Wish: Never get hot again, I'm always at the perfect temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted August 1, 2013 Author Share Posted August 1, 2013 Condition: Your mouth is always open while flying, for all the bird sh*t and whatever else to go into. Wish: Never get hot again, I'm always at the perfect temperature. Drawback: Congratulations! You are now at the perfect temperature to freeze water - 0 degrees celsius! You will never get hot again. You'll probably die within seconds after this wish, though. Wish: I wish I had the heat-vision superpower, I could control it perfectly, and it didn't cause any repercussions towards my well-being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braindawg Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Wish: I wish I had the heat-vision superpower, I could control it perfectly, and it didn't cause any repercussions towards my well-being. Drawback: Congratulations. You are now as useful as a heat-seeking rocket, without the rocket. Meaning, you're useless! Wish: I wish marijuana was legalized worldwide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted August 1, 2013 Share Posted August 1, 2013 Drawback: Mass breakdown of commercial businesses. Industrial accidents, and traffic accidents run rampant. Wish: I had a new phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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