Durden Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I assume most of you know how genies tend to operate: they grant you any wish you desire, but there's always a sneaky drawback to that wish that negatively affects that wish. If you've watched Fairly Odd Parents before, you're already familiar with this concept from the genie named Norm. For example, If I wish for an omelette, a potential drawback could be that it falls onto my hands, steaming hot, giving me burns. Or if I wish for a million dollars, it could be as a result of my father robbing a bank and now the police are chasing him down. You get the idea. I will make a wish, and then the next poster must create some sort of drawback to that wish. Then, they post their own wish for the next poster to taint. Think of it as the superpower topic, only on a much greater scale with much more freedom. Structure your posts like this: Drawback: Wish: Ready? Let's begin. Be creative! Wish: I wish I received an early copy of GTAV tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback: It is unfinished, buggy, and impossible to run on your console. Wish: I wish that this heat wave was gone, I'm steaming right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback: It is gone, and replaced with the most brutal hurricane of the century. Wish: I wish I had a medium sized cookie-dough blizzard from Dairy Queen right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mista J Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback:You can't taste it. Wish: I wish I had a PS4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback - No games are out for it yet Wish - I wish everybody here loved "New Kids" as much as I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback - You get arrested for making sexual advances towards kids online. Wish: - Caribbean cruise with orbitalraindrops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Drawback - You share a room with his mom. Wish - Steam will install y games faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: The games install 1 second faster than normal. Wish: I wish I had infinite wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: Every wish you make causes you to age 7 years. Wish: I wish for my own fountain of youth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerceptortheShootist Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: You remain a little kid. Wish: I wish I had a house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA-King Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: It's a box. Wish: I wish that my cock would smile back at me for a change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: It's a box. Wish: I wish that my cock would smile back at me for a change. Drawback: Your penis is now alive; besides smiling at you, it also judges you for the type of porn that you watch. Wish: I wish I had a brand new MacBook Pro computer in perfect condition that works great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf of Badenoch Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Wish: I wish I had a brand new MacBook Pro computer in perfect condition that works great. Drawback: It's in your most hated color. Wish: I wish I could fly on Concorde just once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuha Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: It crashed Wish: I wish I could go to Japan one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: Once you get there, everybody hates you and you have to come back to the US Wish: Anything I wanted in Walmart or any store I happened to be in is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homemade Dynamite Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: All of those free items are broken beyond repair. Wish: I could live in the Highschool of the Dead world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: Everyone at the school is alive. Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo. Drawback: The parachute would malfunction whenever you flew solo. Wish: I wish I lived in a mansion with 20 horny women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Mordecai Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Wish: I wish I had my skydive licence so I could jump solo. Drawback: The parachute would malfunction whenever you flew solo. Wish: I wish I lived in a mansion with 20 horny women. Drawback: All of them has STD's. Wish: I wish I had the best girl (for me) and we never broke up(and she didn't cheat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: She has dick. Wish: I wish I could travel in time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlainGold Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) Drawback: Once you enter the future or past, you will stay there forever. Wish: I wish I was a muscular person. Edited July 20, 2013 by Hameer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Drawback: Once you enter the future or past, you will stay there forever. Wish: I wish I was a muscular person. Drawback: Have to purchase an entire new wardrobe to fit your new physique. Wish: I wish for having tattoo sessions with the worlds best tattoo artists, completely free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Fromage Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Wish: I wish for having tattoo sessions with the worlds best tattoo artists, completely free. Drawback : You will get an unicorn tattoo... Wish : I wish I had the fastest internet connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuha Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: Your ISP is about to close permanently Wish: I wish my annoying classmates would shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: They shut up, but they wind up beating the absolute f*ck out of you. Wish: I wish that nobody could put a drawback on any of my future wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback - Too late. Wish - I wish that I get a job in the railroad industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: A train runs you over and you lose your legs Wish: I wish the world was full of peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackass2009 Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: A train runs you over and you lose your legs Wish: I wish the world was full of peace. Drawback: Everyone, very slowly, starts to die off. Wish: I wish I could bring back dead people in normal form (not zombies). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuha Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: They are hostile to you. Wish: I wish I had 6 boxes of pizza right now. And 10 bottles of 2L of Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted July 21, 2013 Share Posted July 21, 2013 Drawback: They are hostile to you.Wish: I wish I had 6 boxes of pizza right now. And 10 bottles of 2L of Pepsi. Drawback: It is all rotten and out of date, thus rendering it worthless. Wish: I wish that I could become famous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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