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Durden

Make a wish, if you dare...

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Wish: I wish that I could become famous

Drawback: You are constantly followed and stalked by paparazzi and obsessed fans.

 

Wish: I wish I could become rich legally.

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universetwisters

Drawback - You end up fleeing to Denmark because a Mexican Cartel has threatened to rob you and kill you for your money.

 

Wish - Happy Hardcore was back in style.

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HUGOHL

Drawback: Everyone you have ever hated starts to like it and shove on your face how they supposeldy give a lot of sh*t, while they do it out of a crappy fashion.

 

Wish: I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger in his 20's.

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EvilFuture
Drawback: Everyone you have ever hated starts to like it and shove on your face how they supposeldy give a lot of sh*t, while they do it out of a crappy fashion.

 

Wish: I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger in his 20's.

Drawback: You're not muscular and you have extremely weak bones.

 

Wish: I wish I could get any girl I wanted to be attracted to me.

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HUGOHL

Drawback: You're gay, and like it down your butthole.

 

Wish: I'm strong both physically and mentally.

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bluetops
Drawback: You're gay, and like it down your butthole.

 

Wish: I'm strong both physically and mentally.

Drawback: You now look like a muscular nerd that no one will ever like to look at.

 

Wish: I wish that I'm a popular celebrity.

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universetwisters

Drawback - Your only claim to fame is a sex tape with two transgender men who end up choking on their own semen while high on painkillers.

 

Wish - The entire state of Delaware disappears.

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Drawback - Your only claim to fame is a sex tape with two transgender men who end up choking on their own semen while high on painkillers.

 

Wish - The entire state of Delaware disappears.

Drawback: There's hurricanes and other types of sh*t around where Delaware once was.

 

Wish: I wish that there was a revolution in the US.

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Drawback - The revolution was started by neo-confederates. The United States are renamed "Confederate States" and slavery is thrown back into effect.

 

Wish - There were more raves in Florida.

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skittlez86

 

Drawback - The revolution was started by neo-confederates. The United States are renamed "Confederate States" and slavery is thrown back into effect.

 

Wish - There were more raves in Florida.

drawback a Laser hits you in your eyes any time you go to a rave

 

wish I could live forever and keep my youth

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Shenmue18

Drawback: You would see everyone you love die

 

Wish: I had a bigger dick then everyone here.

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NYC PATROL

Drawback: It's too big to put to use tounge.gif

 

Wish: I could go back in time and change some choices I made.

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Drawback: You end up making worse choices.

 

Wish: I was a ninja. ph34r.gif

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Ex Hellraiser

Drawback: You are forever alone, as no one notices you.

 

Wish: I wish I had a new car.

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Drawback: Despite being new, the parts it was put together with were cheap and unreliable and your car breaks down in a week.

 

Wish: I had a cookie.

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EvilFuture

Drawback: The cookie flavor is chocolate shart.

 

Wish: I wish I had every guitar in the world.

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DrDucky

Drawback: you have no strings

Wish: i never had to trim my pubes again

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Shenmue18

Drawback: The girl you're really into doesn't like guys without pubes.

 

Wish: I could instantly make myself fall asleep.

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Ex Hellraiser

Drawback: You never wake back up.

 

Wish: I didn't have to go back to school

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I<3GTAV

Edit: Drawback: You lose all of your friends

 

Wish: I never have to work a day in my life.

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Zugzwang

Drawback: Your closest female relative has to work as a prostitute to support you financially.

 

Wish: I wish I had infinite happiness

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Shenmue18

Drawback: Everyone else, including family and friends, are miserable.

 

Wish: Current music would start being good again.

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EvilFuture

Drawback: All the good artists start dying off in a very short amount of time, resulting in bad artists again.

 

Wish: I wish I could run around naked, but appear as though I have clothes on to everybody else. lol.gif

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Shenmue18

Drawback: You always seem to be wearing clothes to everyone, even during sex.

 

Wish: I had a great singing voice.

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vertical limit

Your face looks like a truck ran over you and then reversed.

 

 

I wish for eternal happiness.

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Shenmue18

Drawback: Everyone else wants to kill themselves.

 

Wish: I could fly.

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EvilFuture

Condition: Your mouth is always open while flying, for all the bird sh*t and whatever else to go into.

 

Wish: Never get hot again, I'm always at the perfect temperature.

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Durden
Condition: Your mouth is always open while flying, for all the bird sh*t and whatever else to go into.

 

Wish: Never get hot again, I'm always at the perfect temperature.

Drawback: Congratulations! You are now at the perfect temperature to freeze water - 0 degrees celsius! You will never get hot again. You'll probably die within seconds after this wish, though.

 

Wish: I wish I had the heat-vision superpower, I could control it perfectly, and it didn't cause any repercussions towards my well-being.

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Wish: I wish I had the heat-vision superpower, I could control it perfectly, and it didn't cause any repercussions towards my well-being.

Drawback: Congratulations. You are now as useful as a heat-seeking rocket, without the rocket. Meaning, you're useless!

 

Wish: I wish marijuana was legalized worldwide.

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Ex Hellraiser

Drawback: Mass breakdown of commercial businesses. Industrial accidents, and traffic accidents run rampant.

 

Wish: I had a new phone.

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