El Dildo Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 oh this is too easy. if I could freeze time I would just go around stealing whatever I want. after I made myself rich I'd try and use the power for good. prevent some murders or something. or just spy on naked chicks in the shower, I dunno... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Hellraiser Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 (edited) Fuck My Hot Neighbor™ I love how I made this whole topic awkward.. Edited July 18, 2013 by fatal1ty619 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewstinian Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Only the most inappropriate things. Everything else I can get done without such an ability anyhow. Haha same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlainGold Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 Can you age when time is stopped? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Valor Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oc student Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Can you age when time is stopped? Yes. That's why I would immediately destroy whatever is giving me that ability to freeze time. I'd know I'd just "shorten" my lifespan and see less of humanity's progress into the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 or just spy on naked chicks in the shower, I dunno... Go all Peter Parker on these bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrin Brandytook Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I'd probably freeze time and erase the universetwisters account from GTAF. best post ever lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Can you age when time is stopped? You would physically and mentally age technically your age (surviving one revolution of the sun per year) would not raise, kind of like being born on the 29th of February on a leap year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I would finish all my work and will probably do something to assimilate knowledge. I would punch you as much as I could before tattooing "DRAKE" on your forehead, and then I'd drag you all the way to a crowded street. I'd then pull your pants down and run away as far as I could. Finally I'd resume the time and watch you from a distance, okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killerdude Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I'd probably just sleep.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlainGold Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 I would finish all my work and will probably do something to assimilate knowledge. I would punch you as much as I could before tattooing "DRAKE" on your forehead, and then I'd drag you all the way to a crowded street. I'd then pull your pants down and run away as far as I could. Finally I'd resume the time and watch you from a distance, okay? What have I done to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The ability to freeze time will make my deepest, evilest and most naughiest side appear. I would kick balls and stomp dicks of people I don't like and those who hate me. At a terrace I would smear poop on the faces of the eating people and drop some poop on their plate and poop on their spoon at the mouth. I would make 2 people standing like the ne is holding a giant dildo and the other is running away from that guy, in a busy town. Slap in people's faces and unfreeze the time to see their reaction. Will fart as hard as I can in their faces. F*ck any hot girl at any place, lick their boobs and asses and all. Put some cream on their boobs and lick them all the way out. Steal any expensive device, steal any money and steal all I can. Would throw some people off the bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalvin Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Absolutely.. Nothing. Shine o' Vice | Vice City BETA Edition | Grand Theft Auto 3D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chunk Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The ability to freeze time will make my deepest, evilest and most naughiest side appear.I would kick balls and stomp dicks of people I don't like and those who hate me. At a terrace I would smear poop on the faces of the eating people and drop some poop on their plate and poop on their spoon at the mouth. I would make 2 people standing like the ne is holding a giant dildo and the other is running away from that guy, in a busy town. Slap in people's faces and unfreeze the time to see their reaction. Will fart as hard as I can in their faces. F*ck any hot girl at any place, lick their boobs and asses and all. Put some cream on their boobs and lick them all the way out. Steal any expensive device, steal any money and steal all I can. Would throw some people off the bridge. Get help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverRST Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The ability to freeze time will make my deepest, evilest and most naughiest side appear.I would kick balls and stomp dicks of people I don't like and those who hate me. At a terrace I would smear poop on the faces of the eating people and drop some poop on their plate and poop on their spoon at the mouth. I would make 2 people standing like the ne is holding a giant dildo and the other is running away from that guy, in a busy town. Slap in people's faces and unfreeze the time to see their reaction. Will fart as hard as I can in their faces. F*ck any hot girl at any place, lick their boobs and asses and all. Put some cream on their boobs and lick them all the way out. Steal any expensive device, steal any money and steal all I can. Would throw some people off the bridge. Get help. Why? Yyou would do crazy things when you can freeze time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 The ability to freeze time will make my deepest, evilest and most naughiest side appear.I would kick balls and stomp dicks of people I don't like and those who hate me. At a terrace I would smear poop on the faces of the eating people and drop some poop on their plate and poop on their spoon at the mouth. I would make 2 people standing like the ne is holding a giant dildo and the other is running away from that guy, in a busy town. Slap in people's faces and unfreeze the time to see their reaction. Will fart as hard as I can in their faces. F*ck any hot girl at any place, lick their boobs and asses and all. Put some cream on their boobs and lick them all the way out. Steal any expensive device, steal any money and steal all I can. Would throw some people off the bridge. Get help. Why? Yyou would do crazy things when you can freeze time. That's not crazy, that's just sick. Except the boobs part of course. That's completely normal. As for me.. can I take someone with me? If so, I would just go together with one of my (girl)best friends and spend some time together. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Theft Savage Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 A lot of bad things, my friend. A lot of bad things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Dildo Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Can you age when time is stopped? You would physically and mentally age technically your age (surviving one revolution of the sun per year) would not raise, kind of like being born on the 29th of February on a leap year. according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if time is "stopped" then you wouldn't age. your body would not physically age if you could make time stand still. time is a tangible force - not a concept - that exerts pressure on the natural world. you can learn more about this phenomenon here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_paradox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlainGold Posted July 19, 2013 Author Share Posted July 19, 2013 Can you age when time is stopped? You would physically and mentally age technically your age (surviving one revolution of the sun per year) would not raise, kind of like being born on the 29th of February on a leap year. according to Einstein's theory of relativity, if time is "stopped" then you wouldn't age. your body would not physically age if you could make time stand still. time is a tangible force - not a concept - that exerts pressure on the natural world. you can learn more about this phenomenon here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_paradox Well, that's amazing. What about non-living things, do they still move? like water, T.V, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 none of the time gained would be spent on this f*cking forum I tells ya! I'd hide on a private jet, go somewhere exotic, chill out, see some sights, and come home in time for dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitsuha Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Either one of these: -Silence my annoying classmate, kill her while nobody but me notices it, and unfreeze time. -Find the answers to every test in school, memorize it and cheat. -Steal the best specs. -Steal games. That's all probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIGta Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I would probably take advantage of women and steal money. But I think the funniest thing would be to move people about into really embarassing or confusing positions/situations before unfreezing time. For example, imagine someone is just sitting at their desk typing away one minute, then next thing they know they are laying on top of a car outside naked with their finger stuck up their bum. Imagine the confusion and hilarities! Or take someone that is standing having a chat, place them inside a cupboard and make sure everything in that cupboard is on top of them before starting time again. They would freak the f*ck out. Imagine everyone in your office (or whatever) are just carrying on working as usual, freeze time, strip all their clothes and then re start time. Imagine their faces! I think this is my new favourite superpower if I ever get a wish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinette Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I guess the first thing I'd do is gather up enough money to get me set for life and then learn as much as I possibly could (since I wouldn't die of old age during the freeze) so that I could be one of the most knowledgeable people in the world at a really young age. sometimes. you look very strange. somewhat smiling. a little vain. saying not today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I'd probably freeze time and erase the universetwisters account from GTAF. Don't be a dick dude, what'd I do to you? I figured you and him were having some banter off-forums and y'all would've laughed about that. I lol'd so hard at your response. I'd grope a lotta boobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIGta Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Imagine the trouble you could cause? Go to a motorway and find a car in the fast lane with just one person in it, pause time, move them into the back seat and then start time again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcquiz Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 Steal money and and fondle with body parts that belong to attractive females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I would freeze time 2 minutes before the release of GTA V. And never unfreeze it again, i would live out the rest of my days alone in a silent, time frozen world and none of you will ever experience V. Mwaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacymist Posted July 19, 2013 Share Posted July 19, 2013 I would freeze time 2 minutes before the release of GTA V. And never unfreeze it again, i would live out the rest of my days alone in a silent, time frozen world and none of you will ever experience V. Mwaha But wouldn't we be unaware that time has been frozen? I think the only one that would suffer in the little hell you'd have created would be you in that case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 let just say that when time is resorted after freeze... alot of cars will have their windows busted. ALOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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