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universetwisters

Where does Johnny Shower?

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universetwisters

You know how Johnny lived in the Lost Clubhouse? Kinda funny how he didn't have access to showers, assuming the clubhouse doesn't have showers. Then, Brian's house doesn't even have a decent looking shower, if my memory serves. Does Johnny wallow about in his own filth, or does he manage to find a way to get clean in between knocking heads?

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RoadRunner71

He licks himslef, as he was a cat.

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Tycek

Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs. There are closed doors in the safehouses, so we may assume that usually such a room is behind them. Isn't that bother you that protagonist doesn't brush his teeth, pee or sh*t? Maybe they do in the local bush, between the missions. Stubbs said that Johnny commited crime against hygiene, so he was rather rare visitor in the bathroom.

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universetwisters
Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs. There are closed doors in the safehouses, so we may assume that usually such a room is behind them. Isn't that bother you that protagonist doesn't brush his teeth, pee or sh*t? Maybe they do in the local bush, between the missions. Stubbs said that Johnny commited crime against hygiene, so he was rather rare visitor in the bathroom.

I always assumed that sometime in between the 6-hour period that passes after the game saves, the protagonist goes to the bathroom, brushes his teeth, and showers. Seeing as the Lost clubhouse doesn't have any showers (that we know of), how Johnny showers is a mystery

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Apex Predator

I doubt Johnny ever showers.

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voyager

 

Jesus, your topic gets worse every day. Are shower or Republican Space Rangers topics that wake you up at night? If you look closely there wasn't any form of toilet in any of the GTAs.

there are toilets in IV. public ones in middle park for example, you do a mission to meet someone there.

 

Johnny obviously showers by self-inflicted swirlys in the public loo.

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Vagos MC

The way I saw it was... whenever Johnny went to sleep, he would wake up in the middle of the night, jump in the shower, brush his teeth then go back to sleep. Seeing as The Lost clubhouse is quite loud with the music and the shouting upstairs, it would wake him up.

 

Logically, he is a filthy bastard.

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SuperDuperGta

Shower in a can = deodorant

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Mokrie Dela

He stands naked in the rain, howling like a dog.

 

It's a pointless question, but one i've wondered with films - you rarely see Jack Bauer taking a dump, for example. Are we to believe he's gone all day without taking a piss?

 

Hell, read my two stories (in my sig), I don't think I addressed this in them either. Its just not something a writer wants to write about, a reader read about or a gamer to "do".

 

It's Grand Theft Auto, not Grand Hygiene Auto IV. suicidal.gif

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Sakurai Aoi

he is a biker so that he doesnt shower

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cidamelo

I didn't know bikers need showers!"

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Dr. Robotnik

Stupid as this question may sound, the game seems to imply that Johnny indeed doesn't shower, at least not too often. One of his idle animations is sniffing under both armpits and apparently reacting with disgust, and Stubbs ribs him more than once regarding his lack of hygiene.

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Uptown Rider

I didn't know bikers showered mercie_blink.gif

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cholesterol

Hell, I only shower once or twice a week. This past Friday night was the first time I showered in a couple of weeks. Gotta love that rotten garbage, kind of a sickly sweet smell under your pits after a while. Johnny is probably like me in that way.

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Riding shotgun

Johnny only gets clean if its raining. HE dun goofd.

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Magic_Al

It's been said you can take a shower in GTAV. Rockstar has addressed this urgent need.

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Vice Beach

When does Johnny blow his nose? Why doesn't Johnny call his grandmother on holidays? Why doesn't Johnny ever reply to text messages?

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Niobium

does luis lopez have a bathroom in his apartment?

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universetwisters

does luis lopez have a bathroom in his apartment?

I think so. It's supposed to be behind that closed door next to his bedroom.

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B Dawg

Probably outside, singing Only Happy When It Rains by Garbage.

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LancerG2

When does Johnny go to see his neighbors wife's cousin in laws dogs previous owner?

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ThroatSlasher2

Johnny only takes a shower when the sticky brown goo on his balls has started to clauster and form a crust.

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93Sean93

In GTA V Michael's restroom doesn't have a bathtub. i guess he doesn't shower either.

Edited by 93Sean93

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Payne Killer

Nice bump bro

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Thelema93

Cool bump bro. My guess is he dosen't shower. He a stank ass motherf*cker. Just watch his repulsed reaction when he sniffs himself.

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Predator

f*cku

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lol232

He washes himself in the Humboldt river every now and then.

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AuSsIeThUnDeR36

He stands in the rain then when he dries off he smells like leathery bacon. Realistic bacon that is.

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PhillBellic

He stands in the rain then when he dries off he smells like leathery bacon. Realistic bacon that is.

"Canadian Bacon. As*holes!" :lol:

 

Super Troopers For The Win!

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