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TheGTARanger

Dumb Lyrics You've Heard

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TheGTARanger

Writing song lyrics isn't the easiest thing to do. It takes time, thought, creativity, and motivation. However, in this music industry, there are lazy songwriters who just put a bunch of mumbo-jumbo together and they're done. Because of that, there's a bunch of songs out there with stupid, nonsensical lines. What are some of the dumbest song lyrics you've ever heard?

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Grand Theft Savage

 

 

Enough said

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Kwabs

Almost everything lil wayne and 2 Chainz ever produced. And then, you have this...

 

 

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KFranchise

Weezy F baby and the F is for PHENOMENAL!

Find the letter F in PHENOMENAL and I will give you my GTAF account right now

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JOSEPH X

Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go

Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning

Very very frightening

Me

 

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

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Pyrrhic
Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go

Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning

Very very frightening

Me

 

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

I actually love the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, even more so than ballad.

Although they sound a bit silly at first they make perfect sense when analysed in depth.

Bismillah is an Arab word for God

Scaramouche was a type of character in ancient plays

And the Fandango is a dance.

Love that part of the song. icon14.gif

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kudoboi

 

 

 

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JOSEPH X

 

Bismillah! Noooooo we will not let him go

Scaramouch Scaramouch can you do the fandango?

Thunderbolt and lightning

Very very frightening

Me

 

I think rather than dumb, the topic title should have been "WTF lyrics".

I actually love the opera section of Bohemian Rhapsody, even more so than ballad.

Although they sound a bit silly at first they make perfect sense when analysed in depth.

Bismillah is an Arab word for God

Scaramouche was a type of character in ancient plays

And the Fandango is a dance.

Love that part of the song. icon14.gif

...put them all together and you've got a load of bullsh*t lol.gif

 

You got sirens for a welcome

There's bloodstain for your pain

And your telephone been ringing while

You're dancing in the rain

 

Duran Duran - Wild Boys

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E•MO•TION

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe

You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe

You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe

(Stupid, stupid)

 

Oh Nicki suicidal.gif

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Tacymist

 

 

Mickey Mouse cheese hip hop Walt Disney

Shesh gosh Oshkosh b'gosh

 

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Steven Ride

 

Mickey Mouse cheese hip hop Walt Disney

Shesh gosh Oshkosh b'gosh

 

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but that's a hilarious line

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Gtaghost22

Anything by Kreayshawn.

 

Bismillah is an Arab word for God

* 'By/In God's name'

 

Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

Those 2 are not even half as bad Kreayshawn, Niki Minaj and 2 Chainz.

 

I will never understand why people lump average singers like Taylor Swift/Katy Perry with absolute trash like Niki Minaj.

 

Or maybe its just me and they're as bad? I don't know. Its just that my reaction for any song by those two is pretty much always ''meh'' while Niki/Kreayshawn's songs make me puke.

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I<3GTAV

 

Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

 

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

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arch stanton

oh eh ah oh ah ah,

tin tang,

wala wala bing bang

oh eh ah oh ah,

ting tang

wala wala bing bang

 

 

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Steven Ride
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

 

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

Suuure buddy.

 

"Okay back when I was sleeping in my mama’s crib

Even back then when I was up there in Mohammed crib

Paying seventeen-hundred for the rent, money well spent

No heater, but a nigga made heat, may I vent

Had a thing for you, even wrote the song "Dreams" for you

Cause I had dreams for you, thoughts of a ring for you

Childish sh*t, you know child and sh*t

Anonymous flowers sent, you know coward sh*t

Now a nigga signed to Hov, took a power trip

Back home I'm grown now and this city's my throne now

The same clubs that I used to get tossed out

Life got crisscrossed, totally crossed out

Cause now I'm in this bitch and I'm totally bossed out

Old chicks crying cause they know that they lost out

But I'm still on you, I'm still on you

My drink spill on me, while I feel on you

I'm saying..."

 

- J Cole on Power Trip, 2013

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Big Remi

WARNING: NSFW

 

 

 

 

 

I would've posted "Crack", but Grand Theft Savage already posted that. "Rappers" like this should not be allowed to open their mouths. suicidal.gif

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Steven Ride
WARNING: NSFW

 

 

 

 

 

I would've posted "Crack", but Grand Theft Savage already posted that. "Rappers" like this should not be allowed to open their mouths. suicidal.gif

Leave 2chainz alone, he just wants to have some fun.

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Ex Hellraiser

 

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Kwandilibro

Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

 

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.

 

 

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Steven Ride
Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

 

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.

eh, Ghostface Killah does that too. Waka can do what he wants as long as he continues making top tier trap.

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Kwandilibro

 

Lmao 2 Chainz is awful but he's catchy. Only reason I can stand him. I used to love Lil Wayne though. The worst artist I've ever heard is probably Lil B. Dude put out a song talking about having swag like Justin Bieber. I think it was a joke but it made me wanna cry.

 

Waka has some pretty gruesome lyrics, although I can't explain my liking of him. Always have. I've heard him make up words on a number of occasions. As in, rhyme made up words with other made up words. Not slang, made up f*ckin words.

eh, Ghostface Killah does that too. Waka can do what he wants as long as he continues making top tier trap.

Me personally, I don't consider good rap to be necessarily based around lyrics. I separate rap into different categories. I wouldn't ever compare Waka Flocka to a guy like Kendrick, because it's a stupid comparison. Waka is a trap artist, and he's good at it. I can appreciate a rapper for being good at their kind of music. I'm not gonna bother to compare Wiz or Juicy J, obviously not lyrical rappers, to Big Krit or someone. It really annoys me when people do that.

 

A guy who's pretty good lyrical and a trap artist, look up Starlito. He just dropped a new album like last week I think.

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I<3GTAV
Everything Katy Perry and Taylor Swift has ever put out.

I don't really think they're that bad, at least they sing about things other than sex, drugs, and money.

 

Just look up a modern rap song, there's your bad lyrics right there.

Suuure buddy.

 

"Okay back when I was sleeping in my mama’s crib

Even back then when I was up there in Mohammed crib

Paying seventeen-hundred for the rent, money well spent

No heater, but a nigga made heat, may I vent

Had a thing for you, even wrote the song "Dreams" for you

Cause I had dreams for you, thoughts of a ring for you

Childish sh*t, you know child and sh*t

Anonymous flowers sent, you know coward sh*t

Now a nigga signed to Hov, took a power trip

Back home I'm grown now and this city's my throne now

The same clubs that I used to get tossed out

Life got crisscrossed, totally crossed out

Cause now I'm in this bitch and I'm totally bossed out

Old chicks crying cause they know that they lost out

But I'm still on you, I'm still on you

My drink spill on me, while I feel on you

I'm saying..."

 

- J Cole on Power Trip, 2013

I probably shouldn't have generalized, there are definitely still meaningful rap songs still being made. Sorry for the confusion blush.gif

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PerceptortheShootist

Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

 

 

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Steven Ride
Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

 

"I, knock on the door, hope isn't home

Fate's not around the lucks all gone

Don't ask me what's wrong ask me what's right

And I'mma tell you what's life, and did you know

I lost everything, but I ain't the only the one

First came the hurricane, then the morning sun

Excuse me if I'm on one

And don't trip if I light one, I walk a tight one

They try tell me keep my eyes open

My whole city underwater, some people still floatin'

And they wonder why black people still voting

Cause your president still choking

Take away the football team, the basketball team

And all we got is me to represent New Orleans, sh*t

No governor, no help from the mayor

Just a steady beating heart and a wish and a prayer"

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Ben73

Marky got with Sharon

And Sharon got Sharice

She was sharing Sharon's outlook

On the topic of disease

Mikey had a facial scar

And Bobby was a racist

They were all in love with dyin'

They were doing it in Texas

Tommy played piano

Like a kid out in the rain

Then he lost his leg in Dallas

He was dancing with a train

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes

The images it shows

I can taste you on my lips

And smell you in my clothes

Cinnamon and sugary

And softly spoken lies

You never know just how you look

Through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit

In fiery auto crashes

Some will die in hot pursuit

While sifting through my ashes

Some will fall in love with life

And drink it from a fountain

That is pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

 

 

Another Mikey took a knife

While arguing in traffic

Flipper died a natural death

He caught a nasty virus

Then there was the ever-present

Football player rapist

They were all in love with dyin'

They were doing it in Texas

Polly caught a bullet

But it only hit his leg

Well it should have been a better shot

And got him in the head

They were all in love with dyin'

They were drinking from a fountain

That was pouring like an avalanche

Coming down the mountain

 

 

just WTF

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

˄ It's supposed to be strange man. It's psychedelic.

 

user posted image

 

site wouldn't let me copy the lyrics, bastards.

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Kwandilibro

 

Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

 

Right around when he started coming up with his own lyrics. Although he is a creative guy considering his lyrics, poor as they are, are all freestyles

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Steven Ride
Any song by Lil' Wayne has nonsensical lyrics.

Not really. Most of his stuff is all centered around punchlines. He was one of the best around before like 2009.

 

Right around when he started coming up with his own lyrics. Although he is a creative guy considering his lyrics, poor as they are, are all freestyles

Mmm. A lot of his mixtape tracks are basically freestyles but he "wrote" lyrics pretty much in a head for a while too.

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Grand Theft Savage

One of the worst songs I've ever heard

 

 

It says Lil B but I'm not even sure if that's really him to be honest... Doesn't sound much like him to me.

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