Post Your Hip-Hop Lyrics

[ilovebender.com 133]

I spit sh*t I writ it from the heart

Life is pissed I'm f*cking superstitious

Looking for black cats and Witches

On my path Warlocks get out my way

I blame you for my crappy day

What ever gets you through the night

Far from my energy that's my qi 氣

Is this crazy irrational f*ck Head called me

Edited January 8, 2015 by ilovebender.com

[GrindingOnDatNRG 183]

Here's a sick beat to spit to.

 

 

A yo the sh*t you spit is weak man it's sweeter than cola

When I rhyme it's like you just been bowled over by a boulder

Never over, while you updating your status I'm doing magic tricks

Performed with an apparatus pullin rabbits outta hats n sh*t

In another class the fastest battle axe will smash your back

You're under attack, slipping through the cracks I'm rocking a ski mask

Got the gas mask strapped got my hat and my hoodie up I don't give a f*ck

I'll just bust nuts all over the cuts

You can not handle this better call the damn ambulance

Coz I man handle these animals in the battle

This is f*ckin hectic you don't wanna step kid

My flow is electric your flow stinks like a septic

 

-

 

By the way this isn't directed at anyone it's just my rap.

Edited January 3, 2015 by GrindingOnDatNRG

[ilovebender.com 133]

Kirsty,

I think about you

In the morning

I think about you

In the evening

I even think about you

When I'm sleeping

I think about you

When I'm dreaming

[ilovebender.com 133]

Gonna shot that sh*t

Don't swap that sh*t

Got a lot so go

Top that sh*t

Edited January 9, 2015 by ilovebender.com

[ilovebender.com 133]

Pigs can fly I see 'em in the sky

Wit' their search light riot breaks out

Four or five choppers twenty four seven

Three days in a row two thousand and eleven

But that was years ago and now I go to Heaven

That club in Soho I'm always a lesbo

Coming straight from the ghetto

I'd get her wet though

Be cumming on her tits, in her mouth

Creampie anal and doggy style

If I had a Viagra I'd shag her good

It's hard to say the hard didn't stay

But I ate that pussy and tried for a day

Will she come back?

She said so anyway

Edited January 9, 2015 by ilovebender.com

[Jerking For Soup 3,947]

Money money money money money

hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes

club club club club club club club club

we are virgins virgins virgins virgins

we make terrible music music

 

There you have a generic rap song

[ilovebender.com 133]

HAIKU ABOUT CROYDON

"Where I'm from."

 

 

 

 

Croydon's a model

Town now got a facelift in

Silicon Valley

 

[

 

My music shop got

Torn apart and now they're back

With a crocked heart

Edited January 24, 2015 by ilovebender.com

[Homemade Dynamite 4,065]

Money money money money money

hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes

club club club club club club club club

we are virgins virgins virgins virgins

we make terrible music music

 

There you have a generic rap song

Wow, your knowledge of hip-hop is limited

You quote the derivatives, the untalented

Listen to real hip-hop and it won't be so restricted

And you won't make generalizations about the most popular music in the entire nation

It's R.A.P. - Rhythm and Poetry, you don't know what you're talking about you see?

Your idea of hip-hop comes from Flo Rida and 2 Chainz, not the classics like Run-D.M.C.

With rhymes and a beat, it has everyone on the edge of their seat, just like real poetry

So next time, don't stereotype another genre, or I'll be right back on ya

Edited January 22, 2015 by NightSpectre

[oldskoolhead 7]

Yeah hoe i got a

million ways to go but ill make sho yo ass aint one of 'em tho

[oldskoolhead 7]

New school DRUGS MONEY ALCHOL

OLD SCHOOL protect my family

Help my friends the strugle...

[ilovebender.com 133]

I was raised in the city.

Thought it

all around! I come home to the city.

I'm a city child!

Capital city.

South side of town!

[Homemade Dynamite 4,065]

I drop rap bombs with the power of an atomic

I have got the speed and flow to get then out quick

When you see them coming, you better cover you ass

Put on the gas mask and pass them out fast

See just which one of you can outlast

And which one will become the outcast

You're already scared, twitching out like a f*ckin' spaz

Do you want humiliation? You can haz

I'll always take gold, you'll have to settle for bronze

Your career is over, time to go sweep the floors at Papa John's

Edited January 25, 2015 by NightSpectre

[ilovebender.com 133]

I drop nukes like a deuce

dirty bomb no excuse

sh*t on your grave

not radiant I'd radiate you

defecate too

now what you gonna do?

[Homemade Dynamite 4,065]

If you want a throwdown, I'll be there ASAP

You'll get your ass kicked, and thrown out, stat

You don't have skill, you wish you could touch that

Now I'm just saying that, don't have a heart attack

I just say that work, and boom! Splat! You're hit harder than a baseball bat

With my lyrical attack, you'll be back at the shack trying to find your cracks

You got wrecked, check yourself before you wreck yourself again

It's over, your done, ancient history. The end

[Jerking For Soup 3,947]

Alas my point. Nearly everybody who has written hip hop lyrics on here has been rapping about violence.

[ilovebender.com 133]

Alas my point. Nearly everybody who has written hip hop lyrics on here has been rapping about violence.

Everyday stays the same

Drugs flirt sex can get mundane

This is my life and I am so tame

If my wallet was fatter I ain't complain

Some people don't call Skunk a drug

They mix up their chemicals and shot the buzz

Pupils on a dilate I ain't so fuzzed

Everyday feel like Tarzan that is my rush

Edited January 31, 2015 by ilovebender.com

[GTA_REEFER 1,308]

Are there any battle rap threads?

[RDT33 1,476]

I don't know if it's acceptable to post videos or whatnot, but even if this isn't the best medium I feel I need to get my stuff out somehow...

 

 

[guhghparappa 7]

Yeah audio! f*ck it lets do it! (No hate to the typers, down with that sh*t too).

 

 

[waxman. 2,232]

Nice sh*t. I'll try and get some audio up soon.

[Homemade Dynamite 4,065]

The bros around the world have already been here

Northwest, man I was born here

'94 pal that's my born year

Stacks of cash dude that is so near

Diamonds authentic the cut is so clear

And naw, I'm not just braggin for the sake braggin

So don't just start hatin for the sake of hatin

Been from the bottom to the top and that's such a difference

Used to be a clerk now I'm running the business

Money don't make me happy, oh no

It's being out there earning it, bro

People are so rich, yet so miserable

Often delving into something so criminal

Makes one grow a little cynical

So when that happens, you gotta think critical

Value is what's inside, not just the physical

Now I know I was braggin about cash earlier, but listen

If you got so much money, you got to feel driven

Money itself ain't bad, but you gotta manage it right

Fake friends and less-than-desirables everywhere, go broke?

You just might

[RDT33 1,476]

I like this thread. I did a song to Jay-Z's 'PSA'

 

 

[guhghparappa 7]

MORE OF THAT SWEET SWEET DUMB sh*t

 

 

[guhghparappa 7]

A coworker challenged me to write a rap about vegetables. HAD TO ROAST HER ASS NATURALLY.

 

 

[guhghparappa 7]

Spittin some hotness over a Jazz Spastiks instrumental

 

 

[Homemade Dynamite 4,065]

On a hot white bike shining like a pegasus

These fools don't want me as their arch nemesis

As fear dates back to my own genesis

What is this? This is NightSpectre bitch

Taking names before I was filthy rich

sh*t, you can see me rolling down the sunset strip

But don't bug me when I'm writing lyrics, dick

The lights shining around me

Looking for the next hot thing, you found me

You see, folks kiss my ass, and the ladies are down on me

I'm running V.I.P., taking more names since 2Pac and B.I.G.

Not a joke, I ain't Biz Markie

I'm slaying names from Seattle to NYC

Edited August 18, 2015 by NightSpectre

[guhghparappa 7]

Random song to an old eyedea and abilities beat

 

 

[Suco_Vidya 23]

Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/653195
Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652702

SLICK C*NT

You looking to score some
on the dark side, sun
come with me, huh
I'll take you for a ride c*nt

 

brighten night of the mind
of a blind son
lightened inside lungs
attire matchin' the type sung

 

shoes and socks on the hoopty
bounce as we movin' smoothly
sounds that pound through the
pages of scripture on the loose leaf

 

bass kickin like bruce lee
snare egos and bruise the
mic LIVE-r than 2 D's
in pursuit of produced thieves

 

no vinyl engraved wax
no cartridge of 8 tracks
no cassette for play backs
no CD's to stay scratched

 

just relax
hook up dc to iv and relapse
professional grade athletes running circles
Prolapse

 

exposed appendage used for writing dope
utilised on the side of a steep Tibetan slope
dug feet into chilling permafrost clearing nose
visualise the tall tale of this villains hope

 

under surveillance , prevailing with a rhythms note
riddled in a Language Other Than English as cryptic LOTE
premeditated, medicated, elated oaf
handed the sentence for murder over the crime of stealing a loaf

 

we going to make it, not going for broke
aim at the brain, dont aim at the throat

 

yo

 

architect of a novel, not the engineer of a choke
dont tell what you hear, instead interpret what was wrote

inhale the essence of aggression and take yourself a toke
release your inner schemin' and let your inner demons float

 

the sh*t ship shifted its sails so start boarding the broken boats
leave at lay lifes lies, long face, dont make me mope

 

here for the journey not here for the tourney
these flames only extinguish once someone can burn me

=====================================================

Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652561
Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652387

ARE YOU STUPID?

yo producer are you stupid
when you made the first 4 bars
in this beat and looped it
were you even lucid

did you think that you could just
give away a 5star beat to bust
on newgrounds cuz'
and expect it would pass under the radar in front of all of us

is your brain f*cked
can you quack like a duck

i went into shock
when i heard this beat rock
went from holding a flaccid
to toting a rock solid cock

like medusa been sucking it
a bee stung the buzz on it
a caterpillar rubbin' the
motherf*cking fuzz on it

thought to myself this must be a trap though
are you on some goldy-locks fairytale sh*t, yo
like you went out for the day and left the porridge at home
to let somebody break into your lab and drop in a poem

I walked straight past the sound mixing desk
and went into booth and said
1 - 2 - 1 - 2 /
mic check

the three big bears rocked up home
and gestured all of their teeth to the top of my dome
f*ck it click the record button on the tape deck
melted the Microphone like twisted metal found in train wreck

Chess moved it like
mate, check
looked at the bears and said
which one of you big brown c*nts gets it next

no one wanted to battle
no one wanted to get checked
They lit up the tape
and passed it to the nigga on the left

I kept them mesmerized for a moment
stunned like a mullet
they never toked on venom this potent

telling the me 'bout the sounds
that they could hear,
not to mention claiming they could see
into another dimension

the harmony of hate and love
multiple choice answer
the push and the shove
and all of the above

like life to a phantom
organised to the random
the bickering to the banter
the antidote to the cancer

~c*nt

===================================

Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652699
Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/651993

(FREESTYLE)

Why you wanna make me jump up into the game
And rearrange the whole frame
while you be trying to make a name for yourself

With this number 1 tutorial for iTunes
I think that you been sittin
Producin' in the wrong room

You need someone like me on a track to make it phat
If you ain't got that
Then stop runnin' your mouth, cat

Pussy ass felion, think you lyin'
When you claimin'
That you got the lines that it take sto be up on top

Cream of the crop
Call me pole position I am number 1
Messin' with the wrong c*nt, Mc Suco sun

Suco De Laranja I will come through in the Tundra
Icy-cold then I bring the heat
Like I'm controlling the Summer,

And the Winter writin' till the Autumn
I Spring onto the scene
Then I give the lessons that I taught 'em

Show you that I'm flauntin'
But I ain' even flossin'
I'm just glossin and I'm gleaming
And you know its me I mean it's

The dopest MC that ever never heard
World renowned for being uknown
You f*ckin herb

Get smoked

Get planted
Understand the word I meant

Respect I demanded
I came through and I went

~Woooh

Edited November 9, 2015 by Suco_Vidya

[slimeball supreme 9,286]

INTRO:

uh huh

I'm feelin it

Oh yeah

who'd a thought a white boy would save hip hop

Yo I do it fo the real hip hop nah mean

f*ck drake, real hip hop

 

SONG:

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual

Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest

I'm the realest of the realest

I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it

f*ck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt

f*ck the government cause I don't give a f*ck

I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground

f*ck that mainstream sh*t cause I don't give a f*ck

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

 

CHORUS:

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it

It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it

It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it

repeat x3

 

END

 

 

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So what do you think? I think I did real good.

Edited November 9, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit

[Zapp 1,654]

INTRO:

uh huh

I'm feelin it

Oh yeah

who'd a thought a white boy would save hip hop

Yo I do it fo the real hip hop nah mean

f*ck drake, real hip hop

 

SONG:

I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual

Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest

I'm the realest of the realest

I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it

f*ck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt

f*ck the government cause I don't give a f*ck

I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground

f*ck that mainstream sh*t cause I don't give a f*ck

I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'

 

CHORUS:

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it

It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it

Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it

It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it

repeat x3

 

END

 

 

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So what do you think? I think I did real good.