ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) I spit sh*t I writ it from the heart Life is pissed I'm f*cking superstitious Looking for black cats and Witches On my path Warlocks get out my way I blame you for my crappy day What ever gets you through the night Far from my energy that's my qi 氣 Is this crazy irrational f*ck Head called me Edited January 8, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
GrindingOnDatNRG 183 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 (edited) Here's a sick beat to spit to. A yo the sh*t you spit is weak man it's sweeter than cola When I rhyme it's like you just been bowled over by a boulder Never over, while you updating your status I'm doing magic tricks Performed with an apparatus pullin rabbits outta hats n sh*t In another class the fastest battle axe will smash your back You're under attack, slipping through the cracks I'm rocking a ski mask Got the gas mask strapped got my hat and my hoodie up I don't give a f*ck I'll just bust nuts all over the cuts You can not handle this better call the damn ambulance Coz I man handle these animals in the battle This is f*ckin hectic you don't wanna step kid My flow is electric your flow stinks like a septic - By the way this isn't directed at anyone it's just my rap. Edited January 3, 2015 by GrindingOnDatNRG Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Kirsty, I think about you In the morning I think about you In the evening I even think about you When I'm sleeping I think about you When I'm dreaming 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Gonna shot that sh*t Don't swap that sh*t Got a lot so go Top that sh*t Edited January 9, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 (edited) Pigs can fly I see 'em in the sky Wit' their search light riot breaks out Four or five choppers twenty four seven Three days in a row two thousand and eleven But that was years ago and now I go to Heaven That club in Soho I'm always a lesbo Coming straight from the ghetto I'd get her wet though Be cumming on her tits, in her mouth Creampie anal and doggy style If I had a Viagra I'd shag her good It's hard to say the hard didn't stay But I ate that pussy and tried for a day Will she come back? She said so anyway Edited January 9, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Jerking For Soup 3,928 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Money money money money money hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes club club club club club club club club we are virgins virgins virgins virgins we make terrible music music There you have a generic rap song Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 (edited) HAIKU ABOUT CROYDON "Where I'm from." Croydon's a model Town now got a facelift in Silicon Valley [ My music shop got Torn apart and now they're back With a crocked heart Edited January 24, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) Money money money money money hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes hoes club club club club club club club club we are virgins virgins virgins virgins we make terrible music music There you have a generic rap song Wow, your knowledge of hip-hop is limited You quote the derivatives, the untalented Listen to real hip-hop and it won't be so restricted And you won't make generalizations about the most popular music in the entire nation It's R.A.P. - Rhythm and Poetry, you don't know what you're talking about you see? Your idea of hip-hop comes from Flo Rida and 2 Chainz, not the classics like Run-D.M.C. With rhymes and a beat, it has everyone on the edge of their seat, just like real poetry So next time, don't stereotype another genre, or I'll be right back on ya Edited January 22, 2015 by NightSpectre 4 Link to post Share on other sites
oldskoolhead 7 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Yeah hoe i got a million ways to go but ill make sho yo ass aint one of 'em tho Link to post Share on other sites
oldskoolhead 7 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 New school DRUGS MONEY ALCHOL OLD SCHOOL protect my family Help my friends the strugle... Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 I was raised in the city. Thought it all around! I come home to the city. I'm a city child! Capital city. South side of town! Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) I drop rap bombs with the power of an atomic I have got the speed and flow to get then out quick When you see them coming, you better cover you ass Put on the gas mask and pass them out fast See just which one of you can outlast And which one will become the outcast You're already scared, twitching out like a f*ckin' spaz Do you want humiliation? You can haz I'll always take gold, you'll have to settle for bronze Your career is over, time to go sweep the floors at Papa John's Edited January 25, 2015 by NightSpectre 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I drop nukes like a deuce dirty bomb no excuse sh*t on your grave not radiant I'd radiate you defecate too now what you gonna do? Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 If you want a throwdown, I'll be there ASAP You'll get your ass kicked, and thrown out, stat You don't have skill, you wish you could touch that Now I'm just saying that, don't have a heart attack I just say that work, and boom! Splat! You're hit harder than a baseball bat With my lyrical attack, you'll be back at the shack trying to find your cracks You got wrecked, check yourself before you wreck yourself again It's over, your done, ancient history. The end 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Jerking For Soup 3,928 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Alas my point. Nearly everybody who has written hip hop lyrics on here has been rapping about violence. Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 (edited) Alas my point. Nearly everybody who has written hip hop lyrics on here has been rapping about violence. Everyday stays the same Drugs flirt sex can get mundane This is my life and I am so tame If my wallet was fatter I ain't complain Some people don't call Skunk a drug They mix up their chemicals and shot the buzz Pupils on a dilate I ain't so fuzzed Everyday feel like Tarzan that is my rush Edited January 31, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
GTA_REEFER 1,308 Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 Are there any battle rap threads? Link to post Share on other sites
RDT33 1,471 Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I don't know if it's acceptable to post videos or whatnot, but even if this isn't the best medium I feel I need to get my stuff out somehow... Link to post Share on other sites
guhghparappa 7 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 Yeah audio! f*ck it lets do it! (No hate to the typers, down with that sh*t too). 4 Link to post Share on other sites
waxman. 2,235 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Nice sh*t. I'll try and get some audio up soon. Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The bros around the world have already been here Northwest, man I was born here '94 pal that's my born year Stacks of cash dude that is so near Diamonds authentic the cut is so clear And naw, I'm not just braggin for the sake braggin So don't just start hatin for the sake of hatin Been from the bottom to the top and that's such a difference Used to be a clerk now I'm running the business Money don't make me happy, oh no It's being out there earning it, bro People are so rich, yet so miserable Often delving into something so criminal Makes one grow a little cynical So when that happens, you gotta think critical Value is what's inside, not just the physical Now I know I was braggin about cash earlier, but listen If you got so much money, you got to feel driven Money itself ain't bad, but you gotta manage it right Fake friends and less-than-desirables everywhere, go broke? You just might Link to post Share on other sites
RDT33 1,471 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I like this thread. I did a song to Jay-Z's 'PSA' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
guhghparappa 7 Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 MORE OF THAT SWEET SWEET DUMB sh*t 1 Link to post Share on other sites
guhghparappa 7 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 A coworker challenged me to write a rap about vegetables. HAD TO ROAST HER ASS NATURALLY. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
guhghparappa 7 Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Spittin some hotness over a Jazz Spastiks instrumental 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted August 18, 2015 Share Posted August 18, 2015 (edited) On a hot white bike shining like a pegasus These fools don't want me as their arch nemesis As fear dates back to my own genesis What is this? This is NightSpectre bitch Taking names before I was filthy rich sh*t, you can see me rolling down the sunset strip But don't bug me when I'm writing lyrics, dick The lights shining around me Looking for the next hot thing, you found me You see, folks kiss my ass, and the ladies are down on me I'm running V.I.P., taking more names since 2Pac and B.I.G. Not a joke, I ain't Biz Markie I'm slaying names from Seattle to NYC Edited August 18, 2015 by NightSpectre Link to post Share on other sites
guhghparappa 7 Posted November 5, 2015 Share Posted November 5, 2015 Random song to an old eyedea and abilities beat Link to post Share on other sites
Suco_Vidya 23 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/653195Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652702SLICK C*NT You looking to score someon the dark side, suncome with me, huhI'll take you for a ride c*nt brighten night of the mindof a blind sonlightened inside lungsattire matchin' the type sung shoes and socks on the hooptybounce as we movin' smoothlysounds that pound through thepages of scripture on the loose leaf bass kickin like bruce leesnare egos and bruise themic LIVE-r than 2 D'sin pursuit of produced thieves no vinyl engraved waxno cartridge of 8 tracksno cassette for play backsno CD's to stay scratched just relaxhook up dc to iv and relapseprofessional grade athletes running circlesProlapse exposed appendage used for writing dopeutilised on the side of a steep Tibetan slopedug feet into chilling permafrost clearing nosevisualise the tall tale of this villains hope under surveillance , prevailing with a rhythms noteriddled in a Language Other Than English as cryptic LOTEpremeditated, medicated, elated oafhanded the sentence for murder over the crime of stealing a loaf we going to make it, not going for brokeaim at the brain, dont aim at the throat yo architect of a novel, not the engineer of a chokedont tell what you hear, instead interpret what was wrote inhale the essence of aggression and take yourself a tokerelease your inner schemin' and let your inner demons float the sh*t ship shifted its sails so start boarding the broken boatsleave at lay lifes lies, long face, dont make me mope here for the journey not here for the tourneythese flames only extinguish once someone can burn me===================================================== Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652561Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652387ARE YOU STUPID?yo producer are you stupidwhen you made the first 4 bars in this beat and looped itwere you even luciddid you think that you could justgive away a 5star beat to buston newgrounds cuz'and expect it would pass under the radar in front of all of usis your brain f*ckedcan you quack like a ducki went into shockwhen i heard this beat rockwent from holding a flaccidto toting a rock solid cocklike medusa been sucking it a bee stung the buzz on ita caterpillar rubbin' themotherf*cking fuzz on itthought to myself this must be a trap thoughare you on some goldy-locks fairytale sh*t, yolike you went out for the day and left the porridge at hometo let somebody break into your lab and drop in a poemI walked straight past the sound mixing deskand went into booth and said1 - 2 - 1 - 2 /mic checkthe three big bears rocked up homeand gestured all of their teeth to the top of my domef*ck it click the record button on the tape deckmelted the Microphone like twisted metal found in train wreckChess moved it likemate, checklooked at the bears and saidwhich one of you big brown c*nts gets it nextno one wanted to battleno one wanted to get checkedThey lit up the tapeand passed it to the nigga on the leftI kept them mesmerized for a momentstunned like a mulletthey never toked on venom this potenttelling the me 'bout the soundsthat they could hear,not to mention claiming they could seeinto another dimensionthe harmony of hate and lovemultiple choice answerthe push and the shoveand all of the abovelike life to a phantomorganised to the randomthe bickering to the banterthe antidote to the cancer~c*nt===================================Track - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/652699Instrumental - http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/651993(FREESTYLE)Why you wanna make me jump up into the gameAnd rearrange the whole framewhile you be trying to make a name for yourselfWith this number 1 tutorial for iTunesI think that you been sittinProducin' in the wrong roomYou need someone like me on a track to make it phatIf you ain't got thatThen stop runnin' your mouth, catPussy ass felion, think you lyin'When you claimin'That you got the lines that it take sto be up on topCream of the cropCall me pole position I am number 1Messin' with the wrong c*nt, Mc Suco sunSuco De Laranja I will come through in the TundraIcy-cold then I bring the heatLike I'm controlling the Summer,And the Winter writin' till the AutumnI Spring onto the sceneThen I give the lessons that I taught 'emShow you that I'm flauntin'But I ain' even flossin'I'm just glossin and I'm gleamingAnd you know its me I mean it'sThe dopest MC that ever never heardWorld renowned for being uknownYou f*ckin herbGet smokedGet planted Understand the word I meantRespect I demandedI came through and I went~Woooh Edited November 9, 2015 by Suco_Vidya Link to post Share on other sites
slimeball supreme 9,403 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) INTRO: uh huh I'm feelin it Oh yeah who'd a thought a white boy would save hip hop Yo I do it fo the real hip hop nah mean f*ck drake, real hip hop SONG: I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest I'm the realest of the realest I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it f*ck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt f*ck the government cause I don't give a f*ck I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground f*ck that mainstream sh*t cause I don't give a f*ck I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin' CHORUS: Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it repeat x3 END So what do you think? I think I did real good. Edited November 9, 2015 by Mr. Fahrenheit Link to post Share on other sites
Zapp 1,655 Posted November 9, 2015 Share Posted November 9, 2015 INTRO: uh huh I'm feelin it Oh yeah who'd a thought a white boy would save hip hop Yo I do it fo the real hip hop nah mean f*ck drake, real hip hop SONG: I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest I'm the realest of the realest I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it f*ck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt f*ck the government cause I don't give a f*ck I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground f*ck that mainstream sh*t cause I don't give a f*ck I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin' CHORUS: Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it It's that underground sh*t, it's the white boy that said it repeat x3 END So what do you think? I think I did real good. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
