Pooyan Cyrus 433 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Killin Dealin Grindin 'n Chillin Twenty Four Seven look at me see what 'real' is Don't get me wrong it's Four Twenty bring that green and ice Fly that sh*t it's time to realize (I should complete this!) 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I got nine figures on my file The other emcees will have to wait a while I got fans lined up for miles and miles And all my haters are in denial As I sell out arenas from Nova Scotia to the Nile I'm the best thing, don't you see? I'm the MJ, the Bee Gees The AC/DC of the emcees The hottest white rapper since Ice Ice Baby Or when Eminem said it wouldn't be the same "Without Me" The biggest thing to come from the Pacific Northwest Bigger than Nirvana? Take a wild guess Though, not to hate on the legends, god bless So yes, I guess, I better get down to serious business with this All the stations who don't play my music? Ignorance is bliss My raps are taking over I got more luck than a seven-leaf clover Moreover, I'm so rich I got nine gold-plated Range Rovers Anyone trying to be bigger than me? Game over 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Step into this Game Recognise My name Don't care For fame Everybody's the - Same People want to blame They moan bitch complain People think I'm strange They go I'm insane Edited December 24, 2014 by ilovebender.com 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 When you hear my name It'll put yours to shame Forfeit the game, your friends carry all the blame Your beats all sound the same, they can't be this lame And I'm a wild animal, I can't be tamed The hottest emcee from Seattle Take me in a battle? Better bring a paddle I'm like a cowboy, takin' name on a saddle My words echo, and make the snakes wanna rattle My legions of followers will fight you as I embattle And my beats make like Kelloggs, they Pop, Snap, and Crackle So better pick up the pace, you can't win this race You may be the King, but I'm always the Ace My words will punch you face, harder than a mace Defeat you embrace, stand in place, you big disgrace You've officially been displaced, and your history erased 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) You ain't gonna rattle Am a cowboy you my cattle South London meet Seattle Bring beef another battle I think you need a paddle Mast has came off your sail Now you need to bail Sink another fail Edited December 25, 2014 by ilovebender.com 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Wait, you think you take me? You think you can handle this OG? More Notorious than Biggie, Fancier than Iggy Cooler than Ice Cubes in some Ice-T I can detect your rhymes better than bloodhound Against me, you're fail bound While I emerge the victor, safe and sound Afterwards, you'll be crying back to London Maybe you'll be done then 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) I gotta admit You spit a Bigger ego Than my dick Jacking it off Like I do To barely legal Ebony teen videos sh*t written like How you like Iggy A' C' D' C' But you can't reach me I'm like I' L' B' Dot com And you know What I'm Talking about Drop off The bomb Before ducking The f*ck out Boom! Edited December 25, 2014 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 If you want to take me on, then just say so You'll fall harder than The Black Eyed Peas after a Super Bowl halftime show My lyrics will make you burn, like a towering inferno Don't need to stop and think, I'm a go-baby-go You're just a sad-face clown, goin' after the crown But you'll fall down, to be lost and never found And your rat spill is nothing to my rap skill I'm up in the air, then I swoop in for the kill I'm so cold, everyone will be chill So chill that they'll be frozen With my lyrical abilities, and rhymes that I've chosen It will hit you, and you'll drop dead from the poison And those who witness will preach your downfall as a slogan 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) Alright then I'll f*ck you up Like 'White Lightening' Frightening Your biting Of lyrical ability By Ms. Dynamite That's right Don't think I don't Know what you type It's hype Just like S' S' D' D' Same sh*t Different day See a million swim Like you even heard Of convicts tryin' to Escape from lock Down to escape the Rap so c'mon Punk I know your arse is free But what chance Are you gonna have If you do the math and Equal yourself to me? Edited December 25, 2014 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 (edited) They say I'm sick they say I'm a f*cking lunatic So how about that tactic or am I just being dramatic? Got my own Rampant Rabbit not Ann Summers and It's looking to blow to cum in the face of a young negro Latino or white Love my Indian pussy too now that sh*t is alright! Edited December 27, 2014 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Not too long ago, I wasn't so hot Just a kid tryin' to roll with the big shots But now I'm flying first class, and everyone's givin' me guest spots I'm blazin' up Seattle, with all the new cars I bought Wait, think you can be bigger than me? Ha, I think not I just keep scoring hit after hit All without even trying, man how do I do it? To all you posers out there, you better just quit Because I am straight up killin' this sh*t I'm in a Bugatti, while you're stuck in the transmit Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) Yo yo yo Just like yo I Like You I Do It's true Gonna Wanna Think About You Am under Your spell Been Giving me Hell But I I like you I do I wanna give you half Because you are my all But your other half He keeps you warm And I I like you.. Every single f*cking day Every single f*cking way I Like You Edited December 27, 2014 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
waxman. 2,235 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Untitled #1 Figure this, figure that - Now loosen your grip on that chrome-plated motherf*ckin' gat I got the pockets that stack fat - high A brother packing heat is a brother that's 'ready to die' My, oh my, you try to act so damn fly You ain't no Curtis Mayfield, just a krab-ass alibi My spits are sly and son.. don't forget it Lucifer and coal burns.. you've already met it Regret it? Too late, times done - embed it I said it, I got away with doing time, a free sentence Prevented my act of sin, but your daughter consented I invented, this cold game of distraction Whilst you've been reading these rhymes.. fool, I've been packin Slugs, talons because this sh*t I be reppin Model 108, AKA, Smith & Wesson - lethal weapon Aids infection, these tunes beat boppin, I inject, and - Erect, for the entire block and set to see Rollin by with no homicide but just my boy Triple P When you pass through our block, there's a fee And the price to pay, well, no-one will save Because it's expensive to bury a fat f*ck in a shallow grave You're just a slave, to the mindless group of sheep You're about as useful as a mechanic six feet deep And it's always the wealthy that seem to f*cking reap As my grit from the chamber ozzes and leaks. Untitled #2 Trip, he may have some fatal half-sound flaws, but they don’t halt him in his greatest downfall/ He's represented by his sins of the past through a peace pipe/ Inhaled deep through toxins that cause mind-bobbling feast spikes/ He’s a beast alike – his shadow that follows/ Laced in desire and envy, of the soul that he borrows/ Never guessing twice because he pulls it up times by triple/ f*ck the duo, it ain’t dynamic, but this trifecta causes ripples/ And if you ever want to tempt this deadly son of a bitch/ Last thing you’ll see is four rounds loaded in the clip/ Because the time between his loaded gun and the time between the impact/ The entropy of time lapse causes suffering like a drug relapse/ Painful to watch as an onlooker through this void/ This hatred and fear disperses within this darkest void/ And through this void of plateaus of technological advances/ He’s humble to spit a line along the line as he freelancers/ He gets glances, from the taverns, laundry mats and the corners/ As the vibe of his soul at night dances with the mourners/ As his shadow he owns himself is that of death/ Dressed in black, he likes white tims, and blends within the rest/ My words of hate that spilled never meant bad/ Nor a warning of a spot plot, this sh*t don’t go that mad/ More so a stimulant to stimulate the mind as a test shot/ In my diss I gave to you, within it, you advanced yourself non-stop/ But I ain’t your teacher, nor do I ever want to be, as I’m a fugitive of the unknown, for all to see/ Perhaps a starlit night will fulfil my legacy/ Until then, I’m Strait B, kickin with Triple P. Untitled #3 See who’s the man that administered the cash flow Now see who’s the man that diminished the cash flow Wrote a brother off for another brother’s astro, experience Motherf*ckers think I’m blind, naïve and ain’t serious Who’s to figures this? A kid with less than a Benjamin Find a better friend, I’m up like David Lettermen I gave you power and you blew it on Silk Road medicine – probably Wouldn’t be surprised with Mal, he’d get up in a robbery Stop a pulse with one cap and dump em’ in a quiet lobby Proceed to snuff the cash for sniff and snort a way to the dull I had the money, capabilities and total control You had nothing less than an account – I had the fat stack rolls You used our private supplies for your own private demands With a private man that I’d never succumb to shake hands Knowingly blowing another mans hard earned paper You have the balls to say I lack skills, f*cker, smoke some capper Oh, wait, that’s right, you already did Got the cash, made some deals then you finally counterbid Did it seem small in quantity? I think there was a reason Ripped off, underweighted, yeah, this may be treason But you can’t do sh*t to this motherf*cking statement Coz you got high with a fork off a spliff in a basement Face it, you’re a motherf*cking degenerate with ambitions like skyscrapers Unachievable but you try and fail, this ain’t a tiebreaker Try n’ make-a, rhyme that you can actually spit Coz you have zero flow, the waters stagnant, you might aswell quit, Throw in the towel, grab the nine and consider suicide If you were a dog in your family, they’re first thought would be euthanize Because your death as a human would be too cruel to brutalize. Untitled #4 Nice try P, but blindness can't cure ignorance I go full out like an unarmed hindrance And you're naive to the game of our life that it feeds Fed by the fiends and the foes, money trees, and clothes - got this card but nobody knows Coz somebodies nose is cold shut, close Too much powder, packages and bread vieana To much power, envy and greed like Tony Montana. Untitled #5 They got my casket closed, My eyelids froze shut, Speaking to the preachers, And then the foes show up, But naah, don’t trip, Those fools are cool, Use to roll with em back in the days of Highschool, halls, corridors and chambers, Men, money and players, You know that society has two favours, They favour the labours, Coz the World Trade wasn’t built by thugs and players, It was built by shady men paying thugs and players, Laying slugs, selling drugs and bumping Roy Ayers, Gold bars, large yards, their money stacked on layers, But even if I had to go tell you the truth, Their acts of evil upon this world are too ruth to truce, But yeeeah, better trip, Those fools are corrupt, Coz they paid to built the World Trade, Then they went and blew it up. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 (edited) What's that on your face? You look so teary I see you weeping, after this you'll fear me How can you explain this huh? Where's your theory? My skill leaves lesser emcees weary As I tour the globe, takin' names from Sydney to Lake Erie I go up on stage, and make it While you desperately try to fake it I'm the best in the game, an animal you can't contain So don't try to complain, you'll always be the same I'll always be the bane of your existence You fall on your knees as I make my entrance Fools try to bring me down, but fail 'cuz of my persistence Even if I fall, I'll come back with a vengeance Buildin' up the tension with a mere mention Wanna get schooled? Class is in session Edited December 28, 2014 by NightSpectre Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 For this one I tried something different from the usual topic of boasting about my abilities and instead went for the conscious topic of high school drama, specifically from the perspective of a man who abandons his integrity to be with the rich, popular queen bee and then realizes the error of his ways. Here we go: Yo, one time I was a loner on the outs Just one of the "losers" without a doubt But then I met you, everything changed So I exchanged my integrity, to be with you the local celebrity The perfect example for everybody Rich, beautiful, could do no wrong But now I am here, stuck singing this song I had the nerve to ask you on a date And you said yes, great You were the queen bee that everyone could see I was your knight in shining armor, the one they wished they could be I was blinded by your gaze, you were a real charmer But that armor cracked when you harmed her You pushed her, tortured her, and made her life hell And you just smiled, proud of filling your hollow shell But now I realize that I'm better off without you That you were a bitch, and everyone else is too You proudly stand high wearing that crown But you've lost that right, time to put it down What you did was f*cked up And everyone can see what's really up Once we're out of school, everyone will forget who you are Remembered only as a spoiled bitch who drove a sports car And those people you tortured? A new life they will have found While you're miserable, no longer with anyone around You'll be cut off from your parents, how's that sound? You will no longer be the queen bee that you were crowned 1 Link to post Share on other sites
GrindingOnDatNRG 183 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWDBTrlAjWQ To this beat. When I'm rapping I sincerely hope that you're listening My rhymes are colder than using air conditioning in winter man I'll leave you wishing you where as sick as me wicked wizardry In my infancy I learned of the mystery of history Because my actions leave you in a parallax like dropping acid When I'm smashing mics I'm killing beats like an assassin Doing damage on tracks like graffiti writers painting panels I'm a radical animal I'm a gun and the beat is my ammo You couldn't fathom, your Adam's apple compressed to an atom You'll be shattered pitter pattering back my raps diagonal You don't wanna step kid unless you got a death wish I'm a rap maniac I eat beats for breakfast Edited December 28, 2014 by GrindingOnDatNRG 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I got the girls all over me like ecstasy All the players and high rollers next to me I'm so poisonous, I'm toxic Call me caustic, burnin' money like it's nothing I was drinkin' earlier, now I'm nauseous $5000 champagne out of a gold glass? Watch this I may not be cautious, but I can go to a world that is cosmic To alien worlds, either frozen or somewhere tropic Come with me, you'll enjoy this I promise Just take some time, soon it won't be so obnoxious While on your journey through the cosmos Try to use the utmost care not to break the spell then you'll be there pronto Top dollar alcohol and drugs? Now that's a combo Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 (edited) She be ringing me When she wants her weed Guess I like her weave Well c'mon now What the f*ck Does that say About me True say 'Am not Always On the pay Guess I Found a girl Who really likes Ta' blaze Think I'm crazy for you girl But you got yourself a man And I really can't be fussed So I think I'm gonna stray Yeah there's too much stress And you treat me like a guest In front of all ya' friends Who get to sit on your bed I'm on a chair happy that I'm there 'Least this time I'm inside not working In the yard go out shot work in the dark I love you girl But your Attitude's a trip So sorry I'm not on it Edited January 1, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
GrindingOnDatNRG 183 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 (edited) When you hear my name It'll put yours to shame Forfeit the game, your friends carry all the blame Your beats all sound the same, they can't be this lame And I'm a wild animal, I can't be tamed The hottest emcee from Seattle Take me in a battle? Better bring a paddle I'm like a cowboy, takin' name on a saddle My words echo, and make the snakes wanna rattle My legions of followers will fight you as I embattle And my beats make like Kelloggs, they Pop, Snap, and Crackle So better pick up the pace, you can't win this race You may be the King, but I'm always the Ace My words will punch you face, harder than a mace Defeat you embrace, stand in place, you big disgrace You've officially been displaced, and your history erased Dude that's dope as f*ck. By the way sorry for sooking in the rate the song above you thread. I guess I was just having a bad day and also thought you where trying to annoy me but I realised you where just rating the songs normally. Here's another beat, so get your groove on! I'm a real lyricist my raps are crazy I amaze ya when I blaze ya This is fantasia with impact like a crater So turn the other way when I am spraying mc's they be regretting Every time that they tried to write a rhyme but ended up forgetting What it is they gonna write I cause a memory wipe Despite being alike we not the same like a spoon and a knife So think twice In the night I go out like broken busted up street lights You squeaking like mice man n' I ain't up to a fight Edited December 29, 2014 by GrindingOnDatNRG 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 (edited) I got the lyrical flow that straight-up kills You're faker and even more plastic than Beverly Hills It gives you the chills, when I'm done you'll be poppin' pills I aim for the thrills, and I got the amazing skills to send you back home to Phil's Get off the stage you shill. 'cuz I'm firin' up this grill I'm the dream killa, the rilla, the sharp rayza I've got a sold out concert in Malaysia, smell ya layta Edited December 29, 2014 by NightSpectre 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) I'm tired of politics what's it got to do with me We're all consenting adults in the land of the free Say gay for pay in Soho on Old Compton Street But so far no man can afford me and I'm straight From Thornton Heath where my love for Kirsty Gives me grief Edited December 30, 2014 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Gnocchi Flip Flops 26,328 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Gurl da way u movin, it got me inna trance, dj turn me up, bitches dis yo jam (come oooooonnnnnnn) i'ma sip mascoto and u gon lose dem pants (oooooooohhhh) i'ma sit here and we relax watch u do it wit no hand, guuuuuuurrrrrrrrrlllll drop it to da flooooooooorr i love the way yo booty gooooooooo all i wanna dooooooo is sit and watch you mooooove while i throw dis cash Link to post Share on other sites
Homemade Dynamite 4,069 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Take a seat back and let me show you my genius Ain't no rapper stirred up so much controversy since Yeezus Went up on Rolling Stone magazine and posed as Jesus My words are so strong they move objects like psychokinesis Anyone can come up to me and get their ass kicked, it's part of the season I do anything with no need for rhyme or reason You'll never see it comin', and it'll haunt you like a sin So you see? I'm just a normal kid on the street That is, until I say that magic word "SHAZAM!" and then I'm the hottest emcee to never miss a beat Compared to other so-called "rappers", actual skill takes a backseat No one else has ever achieved this feat of flowing talent and lyrics so complete So amazing, all the lesser emcees try to say I cheat All just because they can't own up to defeat and admit that their raps are obsolete Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) G T A Gun' run to a Bike an' jack it Ride it 'Round town Find me markin' in a Parking lot got a Four by four now Drive it Crash it Smash and grab Tactic Car gets trashed Quick it's Drastic the Cash big Ya' likely To get wasted Relocated near That car With a Casket Car two Three if Ya' count that bike You had Bitch Ridin' with a coffin In the back Spotting hookers Like crack f*ck that Take this hearse Off road An' try an' Break out My load Boom crash think I'm explode Reload at a hospital Near my home now C'mon proximity Summoned me To ma' patch So am gonna'Start a war Like we in Iraq Take that Mutha' f*ckers Jump into a Sports car an' Stunt it to ma' Garage Edited January 2, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
the lost nipple 72 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Yeah My name is Ponchito I live in a burrito I like to eat tacos All day and all nighto Yeah Yeah My legs are hurtin My assholes burnin Your daughter's flirtin With a big large curtain Yeah I'll be suckin that D And drinkin that Pee In the middle of da summer Cause I'm a f*ckin G If ya haven't noticed doe My vernacular is spectacular I'll be f*ckin them hoes But your dick aint a spatula Man cause you like cuttin Your cheese with a chair You do lots of lovin With a big teddy bear Your legs they are weak Your arms they are sweaty Put your vagina in spaghetti And eat some broccoli you fat f*ck Thank you 1 Link to post Share on other sites
M0rk 4,888 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 SICKEST HIP-HOP LYRICS EVER!!!! I saw a black catThen I saw a fat ratThen the black cat ate the fat ratNigga I'M BETTA THAN Y'ALL WACK RAPPERS just kidding Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 (edited) I be the worst since the first burst on to the scene I'm coerced through purse and work is obscene Perverse these words release what was once seen Made out with the best tits and got called a chauvinist When I looked for my queen... Mmmmm... She was on me her tits were so pretty big natural And jiggly and the nipple sealed the deal for those titties Think about that pair to this day right and I got a reputation Which makes it harder fer' me ta' play right Edited January 1, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites
Gnocchi Flip Flops 26,328 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 In da' Strip Club (This a Nitti Beat) All you nigguhs talking bout bounce that ass This ain't no free show we want the muthaf*ckin cash f*ck yo weed don't want no dranks Don't even thank that you can f*ck me You ain't even got enough to even touch me (ch-yo) I heard you stuntin in yo benz but them broads know its from yo muthaf*ckin friends wannabe balla nigga yous a hoe Clainin you rich but you can barely slang dope Callin us freaks, but you the freaky one tongue linkin on my pearl like a stick to a sneer drum until i cum all in ya f*ckin face floss ya teeth with my pussy ass and then I'm outta theres I cares the f*ck bout how you feel but i will slip a mickey in yo drank cause you thank cause I ain't the hoe to shake my ass in the club fo you negroes I can't stand a muthaf*cka talkin sh*t when you know you get sprung from my pussy lips flip yeah that lil dick yeah you call me hip ... I give up. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Drill Sergeant 1,589 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape" So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you" And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew" "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape You're the lady that I've looked for, come with me, and escape" "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me, and escape" "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape" Link to post Share on other sites
ilovebender.com 136 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 (edited) Gold diggin' Bitches Who wanna Smoke up All ma' grass You're a genius And I love the way You have that ass Girl it's not second Class and I think it's Surpassed It's the best And I wanna get you Undressed f*ck you Feed you And breed With you Too girl I want a piece of you Edited January 5, 2015 by ilovebender.com Link to post Share on other sites