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gtamann123

Shameful first posts

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gtamann123

I was going through my earlier posts from when I first joined GTAF. The least I can say is that they are embarrassing and shameful. My spelling and grammar is even worse than it is today and about 90% of what I said didn't even make sense.

 

Here It Is

 

Feel free to post yours below to show us how far you have come!

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The Pizza Delivery Guy

Yep.

 

Those first pages are gold. I tried so hard to sound smart.

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gtamann123

I agree that most people's first pages are comedy gold. Either they were very young like I was and just sound like a complete fool. Or they try to represent themselves as something they arent and act like they are knowledgeable in an area that they know nothing about and sound like a fool as well.

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WildBrick142

Link

 

I can't belive I've actually said this suicidal.gif

 

It's not one of the firsts posts but it is old enough.

 

Also, first post here.

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gtamann123

My first post was actually a topic. Here is a link to it.

 

Linky

 

Man they really ripped into me.

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na89340qv0n34b09q340

 

LOL right now i have $125 gonna try and work up to $5 million within a month biggrin.gif

It was the summer, and I had set a goal for myself to play GTA every day of the summer or something like that. I never made the $5 million. confused.gif Kind of sums me up pretty well though.

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Devyl

 

First post? I think it might be.

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gtamann123
LOL right now i have $125 gonna try and work up to $5 million within a month biggrin.gif

It was the summer, and I had set a goal for myself to play GTA every day of the summer or something like that. I never made the $5 million. confused.gif Kind of sums me up pretty well though.

Lol $5 million in what GTA?

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darthYENIK

First post

 

In a topic asking "What will you do first in Vice"

 

 

I will either jack a freeway motorcycle, or go looking for a helicopter.  I will walk around for hours, just looking for either one.

 

Of course I didn't do this, I just played the game.

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El Dildo

I guess this is my first post:

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtop...ndpost&p=633026

 

just talking about Vice City.

I had been lurking GTAForums since I started playing GTA3 but didn't really get into the community or mod scene until VC. it looks like I was even a member for a few months prior to making the first post.

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rudy

 

i really wanna see camera in gta v. i had been using it in San Andreas most of the time, to shoot pics of pumpikns. imma shoot pumpiks in v, and masturbate at 'em.

 

 

nothing's like cruisng deep into the woods or into you a countryside village crawling with brown-hatted, big-tited, sweet-farted women, whilst playing countryside music.

 

so yh, yay for countryside music!

 

 

Mt. Chilliad has always been my favourite tourist attraction. I'd really love to see how it's gonna turn out in V. I wonder if there's gonna be a cabin in there, so that I can bring bitches there and kill them.

 

 

as long as they don't act completely like cop itself, i'm fine with it. It'd be really annoying to see them have their own cars though.

 

 

user posted image

 

Proboscis. I hope it shows up in V. Happened to me, once when I went to zoo, when I was a kid, and this tree swinging shiznet came out of nowhere and snatched away my favourite pink biscuits from me. It baffled me so much and could not stop weeping the whole day, as I hadn't tasted one piece that day. If he ever appears in V, 'mma seek some f*cking revenge by beatin' him to death.

 

I still find it hard to ratify that I was the one on the keyboard that day. sarcasm.gif

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GoldenBlade

Well, here it is.

 

Nothing really to be ashamed of.

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DarrinPA

 

Here's mine. It only took three posts before I was debating GTA SA vs GTA IV with MVC. lol.gif I remember writting that post but I had no idea who MVC was back then.

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Sneakerhead.

First few post

 

Can't believe I wrote that horrible story. bored.gifsuicidal.gif

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LittleBlueTroll

Here is mine, moaning. Way to make a start. First Post!!

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John The Grudge

My first posts.

 

Most of them were on the Tampa thread.

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DarrenC1888

My first post was;

 

I hope they are regional like SA.

 

I can't recall and embarrassing things i've said on here.

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NCONiall

facedesk.gif

 

 

The strongest gun in the entire series would be the gatling gun which has been in a few of the games or the M249 from VCS.

Your forgetting the minigun tounge.gif that is the best IMO I really want to see this in the next GTA.

Edited by NCONiall

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Pyrrhic
facedesk.gif

 

 

The strongest gun in the entire series would be the gatling gun which has been in a few of the games or the M249 from VCS.

Your forgetting the minigun tounge.gif that is the best IMO I really want to see this in the next GTA.

Hahahahha that's the best one yet.

At the time I wouldn't have second guessed it for a troll attempt. lol.gif

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NCONiall

 

Hahahahha that's the best one yet.

At the time I wouldn't have second guessed it for a troll attempt. lol.gif

Here's the link. Other than that, the majority of my other first posts were in the, "Where is the Blue?" thread and subsequently in the, "Genesis," thread - it's not that they were shameful, it's just that they were unnecessary and useless that contributed nothing to already spam-ridden threads.

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Algonquin Assassin
Here's mine. It only took three posts before I was debating GTA SA vs GTA IV with MVC. lol.gif I remember writting that post but I had no idea who MVC was back then.

I don't even remember that lol and love the sig. tounge.gif

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Wolf of Badenoch
facedesk.gif

 

 

The strongest gun in the entire series would be the gatling gun which has been in a few of the games or the M249 from VCS.

Your forgetting the minigun tounge.gif that is the best IMO I really want to see this in the next GTA.

Utter brilliance...

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Vercetti42

 

no i mean how? that graffiti was just a joke simple as that well we will know in gta 5 anyway but leones phone call was just a threat from what i see leone in gta 3 never mentions he killed anyone {he dies anyway} so its pretty fake i like cj a lot but he cant die

 

 

Link

 

I was such a noob at that time really and yes it's quite horrible. Some of my noobish posts for you're entertainment.

 

#1

#2

 

2nd one is top class. cool.gif

Edited by AceKingston

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ExtremoMania

 

no i mean how? that graffiti was just a joke simple as that well we will know in gta 5 anyway but leones phone call was just a threat from what i see leone in gta 3 never mentions he killed anyone {he dies anyway} so its pretty fake i like cj a lot but he cant die

 

 

Link

 

I was such a noob at that time really and yes it's quite horrible. Some of my noobish posts for you're entertainment.

 

#1

#2

 

2nd one is top class. cool.gif

Seems like you've forced that way mate. lol.gif

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