Worst pain you've ever been in?

[universetwisters]

What was the worst pain you've ever been in? I could remember was when I was about ten or eleven and I was fiddling with one of my brother's BB pistols. I was around with it, and before you know it, I ended up shooting myself in the finger. It hurt really bad, and my brother called me a stupid c*nt. Anyway, what was the worst pain you've ever been in?

[Sneakerhead.]

I was riding a bike when someone got in my way and I fell off on a fire hydrant.

 

The worst part was my knee hitting the fire hydrant and falling on the ground ON TOP OF MY KNEE right after that.

[Tyler]

Was playing "tag" with this really hot bitch I knew a few years back. sh*t was cash, I was grabbing on all them curves like you know a player does and pretty much using this elementary game as an excuse to do so. Anyway, things get a little heated while she's running from me and we're playing around some old abandoned housing district at like 9 on a Friday. She turns a corner near a porch and I turn to follow, but what do you know? I slip on some leaves and smash the corner of my face right into a jagged, crumbling porch that hasn't seen good care in years. To add insult to injury, as I'm getting up I fall into a thorn bush nearby thanks to my impaired vision -- the impaired vision is due to half of my eyebrow hanging down over my eye and covering a good amount of my sight with a thick red film of dirt-infused blood.

 

Totes wasn't worth it in the end. Had to get a few stitches and wear a nasty ass band-aid over half my face. I looked like a f*cking James Bond villain who was out for revenge the rest of the school year.

[GTA_stu]

If anyone says "when I stepped on a Lego" I will show you what real pain is and shove my f*cking fist up your bumhole.

 

I ripped my hamstring one time, really tore it good and proper. That hurt like a motherf*cker. That's one thing that stands out. Getting a big dirty tooth pulled out the back of your mouth hurts quite a lot too, but the pain's over really quick so it's not that bad. Getting kicked hard in the balls is up there too, like when it really connects. I also had my crack waxed the other day, and that sure f*cking hurt because I'm really hairy down there.

[NCONiall]

I've dislocated my knee about 4/5 times now and that is quite painful. Afterwards I have to go easy on that knee due to partially torn ligaments. Much more painful things out there, but this is my worst as it is recurring (about once every three years at the moment).

[RoadRunner71]

sh*t, I don't know. I've been in too many painful situations. I guess when I was hospitalized for some health problems or maybe when I was alittle kid and broke my arm and nobody seemed to care in school... Another painful moment was when I hit a rock with the knee in the beach. I think I still have the scar

[Johan]

Around 2010 in school I was holding the door for a line of kids, near the back was some fat chick who decided to push the door back while my hand was holding it behind it.. and it pretty much cracked my whole wrist, I went on the floor right away in pain holding it.

 

Had to get a cast a few hours later for around 3 months, not the bad but by far I don't think I will ever feel pain like that.

[Flesh-n-Bone]

When I stepped on a lego.

 

For a serious answer, I once got my foot ran over by a car. Hurt like hell and took a few days before I could walk normal.

[SRB]

We used to, and still do shoot eachother with airsoft guns for fun.

 

When I was around 16, I was riding dirtbikes way out in the woods with my brothes and some friends. One of these friends just so happened to be sponsered and he was basically owning the track everyone was on and we were all watching him. I did a lap or two, before trying a double I hadn't done before. I cased the jump (for those of you who dont know what that is, it means landing front wheel on the landing, and the backwheel doesn't make it) and flipping over the bars, landing shoulder first. I broke my collar bone, but hadn't known cause I was in shock. I heard the rest of them approaching so I tried to pick my bike up to get out of the way. I was using both hands and that strained my shoulder, sending terrible pain through my whole body. After that I had to ride home with a broken collar bone, before driving myself to the hospital.

[Mr.Mordecai]

When my appendix burst.

[RoadRunner71]

Well, airsoft guns don't hurt that much...

 

Have you guys ever been walking in the mountains for hours with some boots smaller than your foot size? It's f*cked up. You feel and incredible heat and every time the foot hits the floor hursts as hell...

Edited June 28, 2013 by RoadRunner71

[LittleBlueTroll]

I was on my BMX, and i had the handle bar pressed against the wall, and i was standing upright with my feet on the peddles. So the weight of my body was pushing the bar into the wall, allowing me to stand and chat to my friend. And of course, the bar slipped, and i came down ball bag first on to what was one of the hardest bike seats ever made. It was the shock value, as well as squashing my balls that made this such a distinctly painful memory.

 

I swear, one bollok is slightly more elongated after that accident

 

 

 

 

[trip]

I've broken bones, torn ligaments and f*cked myself up many times in many ways.

 

I think the absolute worse pain I've ever been in is when I slammed my tendonitis riddled elbow on a desk. No sh*t...my entire body broke out in an immediate sweat. I thought I was going to pass out.

 

Breaking toes is no fun either. Big toe = fine. Second one in = serious f*cking pain.

[Brown Sugar]

I've dislocated my shoulder a few times, that and the frequent muscle spasms I get in my big toe and knee are probably the most painful things I've ever experienced.

[Mista J]

Had an ingrown toenail last year, and I went to the doctor to get it treated and they injected me with something to numb my toe. And it hurt like sh*t. You can feel the liquid spreading in your toe and it hurts for every minute until it fully numbs you.

[TonyZimmzy]

Had a ridiculous sex sesh going on fuggen 4 hours once. Finally finished up and went to take a leak... the second I started peeing, the sting was the equiv. of getting stung by a hornet right in the urethra. Aside from my dick taking a solid beating for hours, I'd managed to get a tiny, incy-wincy paper-like cut right on the edge of the foreskin and the second that urine hit that lil cut, I instantly crumpled to the floor grabbing my junk, exhaling 'oh my god' over and over, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, pretty much wishing for death.

[trip]

the second I started peeing, the sting was the equiv. of getting stung by a hornet right in the urethra.

 

 

 

 

 

*I apologize for this pointless video response.

[I<3GTAV]

When my dad cut half of my toe nail off because of a hangnail.

[rudy]

I got my testicles thrashed more than thrice. The most excruciating pain I remember getting from them is when I was like 14. I was in my home, and out of nowhere, this 5 y/o kid next door came running into my home. Mind you, this kid is a friend of my sister and one mischievous kid. He came into my home, grabbed my mobile which was lying on the table, and ran out. I chased after him, shouting him to stop. He came to a halt, and dodged down. I ran near him, and asked him to return it back. At this point of time, he was like a parked car under a bridge, if you get my drift. All of sudden, he threw my mobile away, and stood up, and dashed my balls with his head. I cupped both my thrashed balls in my hands, and slumped onto the ground. He ran away and never came back. I was lying there for about half an hour until the pain eased.

 

That was the worst pain I ever remember getting in my life till now.

 

I suffered from a mental agony when my cat died after it got run over by a motorbike, and man I wept like 3 f*ckin' days..

Edited June 28, 2013 by rudy.

[Ryan]

Broke my pinky finger about a year ago playing goalie in soccer. A player stepped right on the knuckle area of my pinky with one the knobs on the bottom of his cleats. Had the full weight of a 200 pound guy stepping on my pinky finger in the area the size of a small coin. By far the worst pain I've experienced.

[Notorious Big]

One time I was ATV riding doing about 70MPH and came around a turn and a truck came around the same time as me and I went into the ditch, Broke my leg, Ribs and my arm.. Totalled the bike.

[BR-Z]

I don't think I really got hurt during my life time... well once I tripped over something sticking out in the sidewalk. My arm hurt for like 5 minutes but it stopped after.

[Nah Tso Gud]

When I was 10ish. I was riding my bike down my alleyway really fast.. I can't remember how but the front wheel and handle bars ended up turning 90 degrees. The grips on the bike were wore off so it was just the exposed metal that jammed straight into my stomach. Bloooood. I had a perfect circle for a scar for quite some time. I think it's still partially there just a lot harder to see.

[EvilFuture]

I've been through quite a lot of painful stuff.

 

1. One time in elementary school, we were in gym class. We were on one of those bouncy bounce things and life couldn't get any better. All of the sudden, in mid air, some kid came out of nowhere and hit it out from under me. Needless to say, I hit the ground pretty hard. (By the way, the gym floor was carpeted concrete) Anyway, it fractured my ass bone. I remember slowly walking to the bathroom, and the gym teacher jumping in front of me and was like "You didn't ask!" and I pushed her out of the way and went in anyway. For the next 10 minutes or so I stood there, crying. I finally walked out and told her to call my mom. Once she picked me up, I could get in the car just fine, but when we got to the hospital, I couldn't move. It was agonizing forcing myself to get out. Took me a while to recover.

 

2. A while back before we moved, we used to live like right below the hill from my Nana's house. Whenever we needed something or she needed us, we would just walk up there. Well, me and my sister went up there to get something, and on the way back, we decided to race. Stupid idea, I tells ye. On the way down, I tripped and landed straight on a waterhose clamp on my knee. I brushed it off and started chasing her again and she started screaming (she's afraid of blood) and I was like "what is your problem?" and she pointed to my knee and I looked down and blood was POURING down my leg, and it tore a chunk of my skin out. Only THEN did the pain decide to register. Oh God, it was terrible. The cut was so deep you could see the bone, and we went back later and my chunk of skin was still on the clamp surrounded by ants. LOL

 

3. This actually happened to me last year. Before I start, to avoid confusion, they tore down the school so they could build a new one. So, instead of letting us go to the highschool (they had extra classrooms) they rented some ghetto trailers and stuck them where the school used to be, and made a huge walkway in between them all. So basically, we had a pretty mean math teacher. She hated me, only because I ripped a test into pieces because I made a bad grade on it. She even told us to do whatever we wanted to with it. She made me tape the little pieces back together and then sent me to the office. Anyway, me and my friend would always hang out at the walkway every morning until the bell rung, and we would walk to our math class. One of our friends came up and was like "dude, we got a sub teacher today" so my friend was like "RUN!!" so we started running to class, with joy of course. I slipped and my knee (just so happens to be the one I cut open) went to the side, and it went out of place and tore something in there. I lied on the ground for a minute and my friend helped me up. I couldn't walk at all, I had to be pushed to the nurse in a wheelchair. Couldn't walk at all for like 2 weeks. Good break from school, though.

 

4. One time in Pre-K, I got a paper cut on my finger.

[Pyrrhic]

I once broke my toe.

[Deffpony]

Waiting for GTA V...

[orbitalraindrops]

when I was 13 one of testicles got twisted in the sack.

[FromBrnoCity]

Awww, its sad to hear what happened to you guys, for me its too waiting for GTAV, time flies but at the same point time it's so slow.

Well but really, I remember 4 years back i had problems with ears, and it was impossibly terrible pain I cried when it started to hurt.I was visited doctor, but she didn't tell anything about it, so I just had to wait when will be over this pain.

[GTA-King]

when I was 13 one of testicles got twisted in the sack.

Still a better twist than the one at the end of The Village.

 

 

 

OT: I suppose the worst pain I have ever been in was when I broke my collar bone. Kids, don't go skateboarding down really steep hills if you are a noob. It is not worth it, yo.

[Devyl]

I was in a bad traffic accident a little over a year ago that's left me with two herniated discs in my lower & mid back, one bulging disc at the base of my neck that gives me headaches and migraines constantly, and my left shoulder got completely messed up. It grinds and pops any time I really move my left arm. So I guess you could say I'm always in pain. But the worst pain I've felt 'at once' would be the time I broke my arm when I was younger. I fell off my bike and instinctively threw my arm out to stop myself from hitting the ground. It snapped. I spent all day & half the night telling my mom & dad I was ok. The pain hurt so bad I had to go to the E.R. The break went from my left wrist almost all the way up my arm to my elbow. I was in a cast for a few months thanks to that.