Bronies

[Sneakerhead.]

Has anyone ever been on a brony forum? Weird sh*t. I think I'm about to troll a brony forum right now.

What type of trolling you plan on doing?

I'll probably just say I had a sexual dream about ponies, and I need help, among other things.

Troll the bronies.

[Voodoo]

I think people do things like that because of a severe lack of self awareness and/or autism.

 

 

Yes, because people with varied predilections automatically fit into autism category.

One thing you need to understand about the OGA... they like to blame alot of things on autism.

 

It's something I have noticed.

Listen to the autistic, he speaks from experience.

 

While I don't personally see the attraction, I really don't have a problem with MLP or the people that watch it. An image of a sexualized half naked child depicted as a pony is creepy as f*ck, though. That and that alone was the problem with those images.

 

 

[GTA-King]

Listen to the autistic, he speaks from experience.

[Typhus]

Though I don't know why anyone would find herbivorous creatures arousing.

Yup, carnivores is where it's at.

Herbivorous creatures are a cowardly, lazy lot. Physically unattractive, their eyes are on the side of their head to better aid them as they flee from stronger, superior creatures. Indeed, the life of a herbivore is often split between being harvested for their precious meat and juices or being forced into a humiliating rout by predators.

 

They are the Deadbeat Dad of the Animal Kingdom, rather than get out there, get a job and wear a nice suit, they lounge around in the grass, laughing at nothing, sh*tting where they eat until they eat sh*t which becomes more sh*t. As a result of this hereditary fecklessness, no herbivore on this planet has a penis. They mate using Omegle, trolling the chat room there until they find a similarly pathetic creature willing to expose their dickless patches of skin on a webcam, breeding through a mutual cry of anguish and self loathing so low not even cockroaches can hear it.

 

From the common mule to Linda McCartney, herbivores are not found attractive by anyone with either an eye for beauty or any semblance of self respect.

Please, if you must masturbate to an animal, do so to a carnivore who is capable of reciprocating your feelings and actually engaging in something a human would recognise as sex.

[I<3GTAV]

 

Hello fellow pony enthusiasts. I want to tell everyone about an issue I have, and if there's any way to fix it. I had a dream last night, about ponies. A very, inappropriate dream, if you will. I was walking in a forest, when I found Rarity sitting next to a tree. We started talking about random things, when it got a little sexual. Lets just say she pleased me. A lot. I woke up into the hard, cruel world sadly, and realized that it never happened. I tried to forget about what happened in that forest, but I can't. It turns me on a lot, more so than my wife. My wife kissed me a little while ago, but I didn't feel any attraction what so ever. All I thought of was Rarity, and her glistening purple hair and sparkling blue eyes. I've even thought of leaving my family, and moving far far away to fulfill my dreams of being surrounded by Rarity and only her. Please, please, PLEASE, help me. I don't want to risk my wife and 3 sons just for this dream of mine. Thanks, friends. And sorry if this is in the wrong section, I'm new here.

 

 

I really, really wish that I could help you...but I don't know how. Actually, I'm suffering from a similar (albeit less extreme) version of the same problem myself.

 

Though from my experiences dealing with that, I have noticed that the less I am exposed to ponies, the less I think about them. So...as much as it pains me to say this, the only advice i could offer (and this is honestly just a guess) is not to be exposed to ponies as much--and especially don't be exposed to sexual pony content (anything from light shipping to 'clop') as much. I don't know if you actively try to find shipping/romantic/clop content, but I'd suggest avoiding that.

 

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[RedDagger]

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

Tell me, do you like trolls? Do you think trolls on GTAF are a good thing? Would you appreciate people trolling because of their close-minded preconceptions of a group leading to an illogical large dislike of said group?

 

 

[Piggsy pls]

For the longest time, I had no idea what a brony was, until I read about on encylopedia dramatica. I've never been bothered by bronys, but yeah those images were pretty odd I guess.

[Sgt. Foley]

To be honest I'd rather watch Hentai than MLP.

 

and I don't even like Hentai

[BullworthAcademy]

Whatever floats their boat.

[bread]

Listen to the autistic, he speaks from experience.

Aren't you supposed to be taking a break from here?

[I cucked Alex Jones]

Though I don't know why anyone would find herbivorous creatures arousing.

Yup, carnivores is where it's at.

Herbivorous creatures are a cowardly, lazy lot. Physically unattractive, their eyes are on the side of their head to better aid them as they flee from stronger, superior creatures. Indeed, the life of a herbivore is often split between being harvested for their precious meat and juices or being forced into a humiliating rout by predators.

 

They are the Deadbeat Dad of the Animal Kingdom, rather than get out there, get a job and wear a nice suit, they lounge around in the grass, laughing at nothing, sh*tting where they eat until they eat sh*t which becomes more sh*t. As a result of this hereditary fecklessness, no herbivore on this planet has a penis. They mate using Omegle, trolling the chat room there until they find a similarly pathetic creature willing to expose their dickless patches of skin on a webcam, breeding through a mutual cry of anguish and self loathing so low not even cockroaches can hear it.

 

From the common mule to Linda McCartney, herbivores are not found attractive by anyone with either an eye for beauty or any semblance of self respect.

Please, if you must masturbate to an animal, do so to a carnivore who is capable of reciprocating your feelings and actually engaging in something a human would recognise as sex.

Dude, elephants are herbivores and I would NOT f*ck with an elephant.

[98 in 1]

I don't understand it either and to be quite frank, I don't want to understand it. It doesn't bother me too much because they could be into worse things like guro so let's be thankful it isn't that bad.

 

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

[Johan]

I know who you are talking about, I ran into those images a few days ago.

 

Yeah it's creepy but that's their preference just like FuturamaFreak enjoys drawing other things that I kinda enjoyed. It varies through humans

 

As for the reason they like My Little Pony, I'd have to say the character's voices turn them on? Not really sure since I don't watch that crap lol

[The_Anti-tragedy]

In my opinion, the person that posted those... images, probably has an unusual fetish or some sh*t. Thank God I'm not one of those people.

The only thing I see in the show is the nice animation and absence of brain-dead characters. And Lauren Faust was the creator of the series, who's also a writer for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and that show was pretty good.

[GTAforthe21thcentury]

They can all go rot in a hole.

[RedDagger]

They can all go rot in a hole.

Sometimes I wonder if things anyone says against this negative idea of bronies is pointless. I won't go into it, but merely wishing for people to die because of what they like is self-centred and stupid. Anyone? Some discussion would be nice.

[bread]

I personally think bronies need to take a reality check.

[deathdealer]

the guy that was mentioned in the OP is either a troll or he is really f*cked up. I don't believe the majority of bronies are like that though....I hope not at least. Then again, I'm not the one to talk since I'm into gyaku ryona of the f/m type.

[GTAforthe21thcentury]

They can all go rot in a hole.

Sometimes I wonder if things anyone says against this negative idea of bronies is pointless. I won't go into it, but merely wishing for people to die because of what they like is self-centred and stupid. Anyone? Some discussion would be nice.

Nowhere in my post did i wish for the fandom to all die. I just don't like them at all.

[buzbegone]

There's already a topic for this. A little search can help.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=552426

[Benjimino234]

I think I said this in the other topic but what I think is it's just that small percentage of bronies doing the sexual side of it that really brings down the whole persona of bronies. Kinda like how people would go get a gun and start shooting people because they were inspired by GTA and we're all serial killers and criminals in progress for a crude comparison.

 

I just hope they know that, people have different opinions on their hobby and they should respect that if they don't or do like it then you're fine to continue discussing it with them. Thus not annoying or bothering other people whom may not have the same interrest as you.

[Cubanwhip]

You do know that the word Brony is just the name given to the older section of males that like the show, right? It doesn't automatically include them in the small sect that masturbate to the pony porn. I watch the show and I think it's pretty funny and enjoy it. Do I engage in the pornographic side of this cultural phenomenon? Nope. But for some reason, everyone believes the majority of Bronies do watch porn. It's like saying a GTA fan is a sociopath and plays the game simply to beat hookers with bats. But do GTA fans, as a majority do that? No, but society believes that. Just like you guys apparently believe that all Bronies engage in jerking it to pony porn. Jeez guys, grow up or something. Personally, I like the show, but that doesn't make me some lewd and lascivious middle aged creep who googles naked ponies f*cking each other. I just like watching the show occasionally while drinking a cold brew and watching the zany antics.

[Wolf of Badenoch]

 

You do know that the word Brony is just the name given to the older section of males that like the show, right? It doesn't automatically include them in the small sect that masturbate to the pony porn. I watch the show and I think it's pretty funny and enjoy it. Do I engage in the pornographic side of this cultural phenomenon? Nope. But for some reason, everyone believes the majority of Bronies do watch porn. It's like saying a GTA fan is a sociopath and plays the game simply to beat hookers with bats. But do GTA fans, as a majority do that? No, but society believes that. Just like you guys apparently believe that all Bronies engage in jerking it to pony porn. Jeez guys, grow up or something. Personally, I like the show, but that doesn't make me some lewd and lascivious middle aged creep who googles naked ponies f*cking each other. I just like watching the show occasionally while drinking a cold brew and watching the zany antics.

So true.

[bread]

There's already a topic for this. A little search can help.

 

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=552426

That topic is old. If you have nothing to contribute in this thread then don't post at all.

 

 

the guy that was mentioned in the OP is either a troll or he is really f*cked up.

 

I don't think he's a troll, I just think he's seriously f*cked up. The pictures he posted were very disturbing and creepy. Don't even get me started on the people who made them. Just absolutely disgusting. Ugh.

[Sneakerhead.]

the guy that was mentioned in the OP is either a troll or he is really f*cked up. I don't believe the majority of bronies are like that though....I hope not at least. Then again, I'm not the one to talk since I'm into gyaku ryona of the f/m type.

Gyaku Ryona?

Lol what's that?

[The Pizza Delivery Guy]

The only reason that I hate the brony race is because of the recent influx of Rule 34. I know that this is the internet and bitching about pr0n is like bitching that there is nitrogen in the air around us, but dammit I sometimes want to go around not seeing pr0n every 5 seconds. Sometimes.

 

Plus why did it have to be the name "brony"? For f*ck's sake it sounds like a sexual position with a brother!

[trip]

I have a theory on this whole retarded brony thing.

 

It actually isn't a new phenomenon, but times have changed with the advent of the internet and *shutter* social media.

 

A few high school dudes got home from school and decided to get all high and watch TV. They came across the My Little Pony(or whatever it is called) cartoon and ended up laughing their asses off...you know...because they were all smoked up high.

 

They then made it a regular thing - get home, get high and laugh/make fun at My Little Pony.

 

Others wanted to follow, so they too decided to start watching. Then the original idea of just getting high and laughing your ass off was lost. Bandwagoners had no idea why they were watching but they wanted to be 'cool', 'part of the club'. Now the bronie crowed has no idea why they do it. I bet half of them want out, but don't want to look like hypocrites.

 

[Danz.]

 

I have a theory on this whole retarded brony thing.

 

It actually isn't a new phenomenon, but times have changed with the advent of the internet and *shutter* social media.

 

A few high school dudes got home from school and decided to get all high and watch TV.  They came across the My Little Pony(or whatever it is called) cartoon and ended up laughing their asses off...you know...because they were all smoked up high.

 

They then made it a regular thing - get home, get high and laugh/make fun at My Little Pony.

 

Others wanted to follow, so they too decided to start watching.  Then the original idea of just getting high and laughing your ass off was lost.  Bandwagoners had no idea why they were watching but they wanted to be 'cool', 'part of the club'.  Now the bronie crowed has no idea why they do it.  I bet half of them want out, but don't want to look like hypocrites.

 

http://pinkie.ponychan.net/chan/files/src/133687811914.gif

So the first point of that brony thing was just to get high, like an incentive to drug use?

 

The whole thing is lame. They should've chosen something better for that purpose then.

Edited June 26, 2013 by Danz.

[trip]

So the first point of that brony thing was just to get high, like an incentive to drug use?

Yup. It was just something to do after school while smoking weed. I wouldn't really call it an incentive though - that is just how it started.

 

When I was a bit younger people used to think they were being 'different' by smoking weed and cracking up to Sesame Street after school.

[Voodoo]

When I was a bit younger people used to think they were being 'different' by smoking weed and cracking up to Sesame Street after school.

To be fair, Grover, Cookie Monster and Oscar were some hilarious mofos. I would probably equate the newer, more pussy-ass Sesame Street monsters with the vibe I get from MLP. I've watched a few eps of it too, just to see what the fuss was all about. I don't think weed would help it.