Zip87 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Stick your copy of the game to a chocolate dick that shoots money. No woman will resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuggets Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Hello, I am Nuggets, I think by now you know I am an emotional kind of guy. People stop me in the street and say, Nuggets what the hell is wrong with me? Silk-shirt, hairy chest, enough aftershave to drown a household pet, but I still cannot get a woman. And I tell them, you are an ignorant fool. Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck, What kind of woman is going to respect you? My people make the womans and the cars bounce up and down. You see love important but so is the action, a real man needs more than one thing in life, do you know what I'm saying here? The heart and the loins both on fire. Groaning and straining and making hot dirty passionate encounters with the secretaries, while the wife she sleeps at home. Maybe you'll meet a pretty lady who isn't interested in your long term relationship. But is only in interested in the passion of life. Maybe even right outside in the parking lot. Let me tell you a story, the other night I was in a nightclub, as usual I Nuggets was surrounded by beautiful women, I could have made love to any number of them, then this really ugly girl come in. All fat, hairy and ugly and stuff. Like a big fat cow, all walking on 2 legs ya know? But she had the most beautiful eyes I ever saw, it was like opening a big dirty crabby shell and finding a beautiful pearl. Than this record come on. It was very appropriate. Now of course I Nuggets did not come home with this chick, as I have a reputation to keep up, a code, but I could see she was all lonely and stuff, and I feel really bad so I scour the nightclub, from top to bottom and then I find this snuddy little English kid Paul or something, standing all alone so I take him over to this ugly girl, I make them think, I make them talk, I tell them some jokes and soon they are singing, and they are dancing. And I say Nuggets you have a gift my friend, a gift for romance. I like to see mens' and womans' to get together. People say Nuggets use your gift make money or buy a yacht, maybe a fast car, and I say Nuggets is on the gta forums that is my gift to the earth! Wasn't that beautiful, like a gorgeous woman bending over to pick something up, U know, or a fat girl who suddenly looses a lot of weight, Ayayayy. Can you believe this? Women's rights? What about women's wrongs? Nuggets knows that when a woman says no, she is very wrong. Nuggets was surprised to discover that in America, they allow women to vote! Incredible! Can you believe it? A creature as delicate and enticing as a woman allowed to make decisions? For me, a woman has only one decision - front or back. Politics, like hunting, like showering, is for men. Women take baths, and think about puppies, and amore. My women never vote - this is why I keep them illegal. People, they call me dirty words, words like 'pimp' and 'statutory rapist', but I say you are beneath me. I, Nuggets, am not about nostalgia. I am not a freak show. I am the American Dream, a self-made man bringing happiness ... capturing fire. It's like Nuggets says to he's ex wife, ''I love U please, don't leave me, it is not what U think, I was bitten by a snake and the nice lady, she came to suck off the poison''. The story did not work very well. You see I'm your doctor of love, Nuggets except I do not go to medical school. Nuggets knows many languages but I mostly know the language of love. Some people call me and say "Nuggets are you bilingual?" I said I try anything once. Hope you are having a powerful day! Filled with love and passion and hot dirty action. Edited June 25, 2013 by Nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azali10 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Just because you like it doesn't mean she has to. Different strokes for different folks, and if the violence bothers her then be nice about it and don't play it around her so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIllaDopest Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 buy her the ps3 V bundle so you both can play and enjoy.....she'll love it so much she wouldnt ask for the D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanieljJ Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I am sure she will be able to make a female MP character and drive around the countryside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowfox_ Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Lol even though I was going to say withhold the sex it's already been said. But aha try doing things she likes then when gta 5 comes out, get her to try it out for a bit. And if she says no then you still have the leverage of doing things she likes but she doesn't do anything you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0eladn Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Did you tell her yoga is in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution-XW Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 'allow' you to do what you like doing? You SHOULD do what you like doing man, nobody should take it away from you. This is a tough situation ... You make it tough by feeling guilty for no reason honestly, you should have a serious conversation with her and let her know how you feel when she is cold about it. Ask her what if you felt cold about something she likes doing? Plus, you seem to want to spend more time with her and do activities together, she shouldn't be cold about it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown finger Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 My wife doesn't really like gta much. At all...in fact. She detests SA and the whole gang thing. Even when she asks what I'm doing and I say 'Playing IV' there is a silence. Cold silence. I imagine her standing there with anger and then I feel guilt. I want her to appreciate that gta is what I enjoy playing and it's better for me to chill out and play when I'm bored instead of going out and drinking at the pub or something like that would really annoy her. Like its either gta or looking at half naked bar chicks at the pub. I know that gta v is going to be amazing and I want to enjoy it fully, without feeling guilty because of my wife's view of it being a murder and robbing game. She is going to let me play it and I want to get her into it too and play it with me but she's already not keen knowing that there's 'gang stuff' again. I have tried telling her it's not like all gang stuff like SA. I just want her to enjoy it too so I don't feel so damn guilty all the time. What can I do, apart from divorce? Divorce is not an option for me guys I'm not that stupid.I just want her to give gta v a chance so what can I say to change her mind? trust me mate when my missus found out theres a possibility of smashing into a deer with a truck she went right off lucky I brought her skyrim so she can play dress up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrinPA Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Stoop to her level and be angry about an activity she does. Then maybe she'll see how childish she is being for having this hatred for your activity. Or figure out a way to connect an activity she likes with the GTA universe. Does she like fashon? Let her pick out the protags clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
assmillk Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 tell her more about the story behind the violence and gangs and bullsh*t. maybe shell think it's like a really interactive action movie. and tell her if she ever wanted to visit california, this is the best shell get. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icebreaker202 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Tell her there's 3 hot guys in it. lol!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxios Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 If your wife hates your hobby, is rude to you because of it, and refuses to listen to claims that it isn't what she believes it to be...then she's extremely childish. I'd suggest a sort of..."fight fire with fire" plan where you act the same way about something she likes, but that would like only result in arguments and marital issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyfa Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Stoop to her level and be angry about an activity she does. Then maybe she'll see how childish she is being for having this hatred for your activity. Or figure out a way to connect an activity she likes with the GTA universe. Does she like fashon? Let her pick out the protags clothes. Unless you want your significant other to be extremely pissed at you, this is not what you should even consider doing. My real advice OP? Don't ask about it here, I'm sure 95% of the community here doesn't have a wife/husband and have no idea how to handle this situation. If you're being serious the only thing to do is explain to her that you would appreciate it if she would at least give it a chance with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggot899 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Any woman that "allows" you to do something that you enjoy needs to be reconsidered bro...just saying. Get her involved in the story, that's how I got my girl to appreciate what GTA is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieleng Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 If Michael's family woes don't interest her, then nothing in a GTA game will. Obviously Franklin's story won't do anything for her if she hates SA, Trevor will probably disgust or scare her, so it basically boils down to Michael's more 'human' story. If all that fails, just pick up a hooker, bang her, bludgeon her to death, take back your money (because they always ask for it up front), clean up and then go back to playing GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chekoloco Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 If your wife really loves u, she will see how much exciting are you about this game and she will play with you...if dont, let her away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugotsmoked Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Use her god awful twilight books to wipe your azz and use the twilight movies as coasters or Frisbees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsrow Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Honey, this is GTAV, the mistress I never had ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zainzombie Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Why do you care of what she thinks of it. Or a better question would be, why do you feel guilty when you know what the game is about and what it isn't. You have tried to explain her, she doesn't understand or like it then just let it be. Enjoy your games, not everything you do will always please everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.dre. Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) While reading this I couldn't help but think how much men have truly became the bitch in the relationship in today's generation. I'm not saying to be alpha like the steriod monkeys at the body building forum might tell you but grow some f*cking balls man. If you like something and it's not cheating then own up to it. Are you throwing hissy fits at things she likes that you don't like? Don't be such a pussy. I mean this has to be trolling, because if you're seriously asking a game forum, whos age averages out to 15, advice on how to handle your woman, then that's just sad. Edited June 25, 2013 by .dre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I mean this has to be trolling, because if you're seriously asking a game forum, whos age averages out to 15, advice on how to handle your woman, then that's just sad. I wouldn't say sad, just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EricCartman316 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 PIMP SMACK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vin89 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Is your so-called wife actually your mom? You don't sound like a married man. Plus, married men usually don't have some kind of user name that involves alternating capital letters. I'm not married but I have a girlfriend. She doesn't care about what I play. I don't play that much, though. Maybe it's not the kind of game you play but the time you put in. Maybe she feels neglected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sirpepperoni Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Grow a dick and man up mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazabaza21 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Get her to watch all the trailers and have a look at all the screenshots and then get her to have a read of the cvg gameplay demo article and make her watch gtaVoclock every week to keep up to date on gta V news. Also when u actually get the game and start playing it make sure u smile extra big and laugh extra loud at everything thats happnin in the game. She shud be impressed after all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.P.E Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Punch her in the face and then kick her head a few times...... (collect cash) Play game ........works in GTA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta5freemode4eva Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 PLEASE RELEASE SOME MORE INFO ROCKSTAR!! THESE THREADS MAKE GTAFORUMS FECKIN ANNOYING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillGates Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Grand Theft Auto and other games are made by matures. Both males and (even hot) females. When movies just came out, people were biased too and thought ''why watch movies?!'' They thought is was childish and it didn't make any sense. Now almost a century later, look at what happened. Videogames are new and are not at their peak yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Valor Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 My wife doesn't really like gta much. At all...in fact. She detests SA and the whole gang thing. Even when she asks what I'm doing and I say 'Playing IV' there is a silence. Cold silence. I imagine her standing there with anger and then I feel guilt. Your wife sounds unreasonably critical. Maybe you haven't adequately communicated to her how much it means to you to be able to sit down and enjoy some GTA now and then? I'm sure she would empathize with you... and if she couldn't, what the hell are you two even doing together? If your wife judges you and can't accept you for who you are, you're obviously in the wrong relationship and divorce, as drastic as it sounds, really isn't that "stupid"... at least not as stupid as wasting years in a relationship where neither party accepts the other or truly makes the other happy. She is going to let me play it and I want to get her into it too and play it with me Why would you want that? The game is single player for Christ's sake! Do you really want to take turns playing with your wife? It's one thing to expect acceptance from your partner, but quite another to expect them to take up your hobbies. My girlfriend would never play GTA, but it's more than enough for me that she accepts that I like it and doesn't judge me for it. She would be perfectly content giving me my time and space when V drops because even though she doesn't play GTA, she's still empathetic, supportive, and very much selfless. I try to reciprocate by respecting her interests and activities, even those I have no interest in partaking in. I think it's an unhealthy expectation for couples to think they have to do everything together. I'm not even sure it's a great idea for couple's to live together tbh. Sometimes you have to live and let live and refrain from forcing your thing down each other's throats. You'll be much happier when you just accept your wife for who she is and vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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