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twinkiller

Funny stuff in GTA 4

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twinkiller

For me it was hitting the pedestrians with a helicopter.The way they fly away makes me laugh every time.

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Zancudo

I think you need a new therapist.

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twinkiller
I think you need a new therapist.

Lol.Maybe I do!

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Braindawg

So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

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Mista J

Anything having to do with Brucie had me in f*cking tears. lol.gif

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twinkiller
So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

No it wasnt just the physics.I loved Yusef in tbogt.And more as well

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Cameron

"You're pretty funny for a yokel."

 

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."

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twinkiller
"You're pretty funny for a yokel."

 

"Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick."

GO GET ME A f*ckING COFFEE !

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Killerdude

The Ragdolling, was absolutely hilarious.

Oh and the sounds the peds make when hitting your car. Like slapping meat on a granite countertop.

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nigelhere9901
So it's the physics that made you laugh? Wow, I actually thought you were gonna refer to something in the story, or a certain cutscene or character, maybe advertisement, billboard or easter egg. But all you could come up with was blading peds? Regardless, Euphoria is coming back in V, so save up your air cause you will be able to blade all the peds you want, all over again come September 17th.

How can you be so certain about the blading ped thingy returning in GTA V? I mean, what if they add some dismemberment like GTA SA had with that tractor thingy.

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Algonquin Assassin

Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

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Vercetti42

"Cousin, let's go bowling!"

 

Don't know why but that is hilarious! lol.gif

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karaokequeen3

The Swingset (of death)!

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LittleBlueTroll

When the story ended and i knew i wouldn't have to play it again. ph34r.gif

But one of the things that always made me laugh was when Vlad kept calling Niko "Urkel."

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Finn 7 five 11
Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

That made me laugh as well, hahahaha! It reminds me of the threats my friends and I make to each other.

 

My moment would be when Niko and Roman are driving - remember the thick accents -, and Roman says:

"Hey Niko, we should bring our aunt here to wonderful America."

Niko - "Yes, our aunt loves crack dealers."

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Algonquin Assassin
Wouldn't this be better in the GTA IV forum? Anyway when Vlad gets pissed off at Niko for staring at him and threatening to cut his head off and putting a film of it on the internet made me lol because of how blunt it was.

That made me laugh as well, hahahaha! It reminds me of the threats my friends and I make to each other.

 

My moment would be when Niko and Roman are driving - remember the thick accents -, and Roman says:

"Hey Niko, we should bring our aunt here to wonderful America."

Niko - "Yes, our aunt loves crack dealers."

To be honest all of Niko's conversations with Vlad were golden. How about when Vlad asks Niko if his nose is bleeding and Niko says "no, not yet"?

 

It surprises me when people say GTA IV lacks humour. For me it's the most humouress GTA to date.

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coolguy96

Dimitri:I have got u a present.

 

niko:will you wrap it up and put a pretty bow on it?

 

f*cking hilarious...

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GoldenBlade

Niko's sense of humor makes my day.

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SupraDork

I (Niko) was strolling around Broker near the porn shop that you can enter. I bumped into some dude with a Starbucks in his hand, knocking it down. He yelled, "what the f*ck?", then started on his way. I picked up the Starbucks cup and threw it at his head. He said something along the lines of, "aw, you're dead now...", and came at me. He threw a punch that landed before I had a chance to get into a fist fighting lock on. A cop on the beat witnessed it an pulled a gun on the dude telling him to freeze (I guess because from the cop's perspective, dude assaulted me first). The dude turned to run, ran into the street and was mowed down by a speeding car. I couldn't stop laughing thinking about how bad that guy's day turned out. There he was on the top of the world with his Starbucks, probably soaking in the sights. A nice lazy morning. Then it all came crumbling down. Lol.

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coolguy96

Another time when I was playing TLAD... some random guy in a car kept on honking to a car ahead, then he said.... Are you f*cking jerking off in there??? Lol, I laughed hysterically..... happy.gif

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Ricky_Stiven

Badman and Little Jacob talking xD

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DarkLordSmurf

I like the ped's random outbursts. Outbursts like "Cheesy vagina" and "Oh no, they gone and killed another truth seeker", but the conversation, that really got me laughing, was Packie, Derrick and Michaels conversation when on the way to the bankrobbery. Something about their arguement was hilarious biggrin.gif

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Druffmaul

This one's pretty dumb because it's so tiny and barely even noticeable. I've played through this game 100 times and never noticed it until last week.

 

Very early in the game, during the cut scene where Niko first goes to Roman's cab office and meets Mallory, I noticed Roman's face when he laughs:

 

Roman: "This is the woman I'm going to marry!"

Mallory" "Huh, whatever you say."

Roman: "Haw haw!"

 

He looks like the biggest dork in the universe, cracks me up.

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RasuVenturas

When the mechanic describes Niko as "some Pollack asshole."

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AuSsIeThUnDeR36

I like when Faustin says "No one ever tell me to calm" just sounds so funny that and the ridiculous Asian guy pretending to be a drug dealer in Blow your Cover. "You got the heroin right, right i mean you've got the stuff right?" ha he made himself so obvious.

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CountdownIIExtinction

The other day I was cruising around Middle Park, picking up prostitutes.

One prostitute in front of Libertonian museum caught my eye and I wanted to pick her up.

When driving my car to the sidewalk from the road, I hit a hotdog stand. The hot dog stand fell over. The vendor then got mad and pulled me out of my car and a fist fight ensued.

 

 

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kungabel

The cries of the pedestrians when you roadrage cracks me up, one girl that made contact with the hood of TBOGT Tonys black sedan shouted just before impact;

 

"HELP! I'm being molested"

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Ambient_

This:

 

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