rudy Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Ever came across people with sausage lips? Have you ever tried talking with them? They have an awesome f*ckin' accent in whatever langauge they speak.. So I had BK for breakfast, and man I really am glad I did. I saw a kid who I remember from highschool. He goes by the name of Peter Johnson Dickinson, and although he's like 18, he still looks like he's in his 8th grade. ANYWAY, he is working the register, so I know that this was going to be fun. Peter: Hello thir, good morning! Rudy: hey how are you? Peter: I'm good thank you Rudy: So what is on a sausage biscuit? At this point I wanted to hear the lisp known throughout the valley. Peter: Well, shaushage(sausage), sheese(cheese) and egg. Had I BEEN eating now, his face would have been full of... Burger King. Then something awesome happened, this awesome game-changer dude who was walking out as I was going came back in with a priceless expression in his face. Apparently his order was messed and he was pretty pissed. Dude: What the hell, can you guys get anything right? Peter: Thir, pleathse calm down, I'm get my manager. Dude: Listen up guy, just fix my order right now, or I will.. Rudy: (In a silent tone) Woah there! Peter: Thir, I don't have to take thith. *leaves* So I waited there for a good 5 - 10 minutess waiting for someone to throw me some BK. Finally Peter comes back. I'm pretty sure he had gotten his ass spanked by his manager as he seemed like he's gonna burst out into thears any minute now. So I decided to remind him that I remember him from highschool. He smiled and left yet again. And then he came back with his manager. The manager appologized both to me and the pissed off dude for the inconvinence. After he was done sorting out the issue with the pissed off dude, I got free breakfast and some gift certificates for free meals. I tossed Peter some money and a chewing gum which can always be found in my pocket in return for the laughs, and left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Yeah, I ever seen it at Mall, many people laugh when look at it, and then he say '' mom, let's get out of here'' moms answer ''please wait, honey'' thats make me laugh that day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woody510 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I'm not entirely sure what sausage lips are, but I think I could make a fairly educated guess. Donkey lips however, that's a different story: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I'm not aware what sausage lips are, but they sound hilarious! Please educate me on what sausage lips are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meta187 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I'm guessing your referring to someone who has a heavy lisp or a speech impediment. These two seem to fit the bill nicely. ^ ~ Studio: Q-13 Lounge / Q:13 Warrior Tunes / Interweb Chex Mix, yo.~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaypricemann Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Are you talking about somebody with a lisp? Also, I think people who sound like Elmer Fudd are the funniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I thought you were talking about dudes with penile lips. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DrDucky Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Yes, we're looking at you Gucci Mane. Lol I'm a fan though, it's just his lips are fat & ashy no homo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devyl Posted June 24, 2013 Share Posted June 24, 2013 Yeah, let's make fun of people who are different than us because they talk a little different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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