rudy Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Ok so today i went to cut my Ugly African Jungle hair. The lady gave this cloth i had to wear to prevent the hair to fall on my clothes. So now i was wearing the cloth which was hiding my upper body. she was cutting & i thought (Woah! I'm so sexy now! I Look amazing! ) then the moment of truth. She removed the cloth & Oh f*ck! My Head doesn't look nice with that ugly thin body of mine! Bring Back The Cloth! Bring Back The Cloth! Does anyone feels this too? The thing is you gotta stay awake throught out your hair-cutting session. You gotta be in all eyes especially if the barber dude is trying to screw up with your hair. "Dude, watch out! you ain't shaving your hairy balls. YOU'RE SHAVING MY HEAD!" That way you can stop the barber from giving you a retarded haricut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devyl Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 This thread is going places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 At least you're not this chap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killa Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Trench coat, leather gloves, horrid t-shirt. Yer all ugly. edit: except trip. he's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Just start wearing a poncho, you'll feel better about yourself. I couldn't agree more. *pic was taken 5 minutes ago...poncho was gifted to me in '85. You forgot: #YOLO #PonchoSwagBaby #Swag Here's a tip, spike your hair a bit, and don't get a bowl cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownBear Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 After growing my hair for over a year in preparation for dreadlocks, I've finally given up and I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow, going to be a shock when I see how I look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 i say shave it all off.. or just keep it at 2mm or so. i used to have long/normal hair length. then one day i just got pissed off, with gelling and styling it. got a shaver out and off it all went [was in the middle of preparing for an exam]. never looked back. i cut it every 2-3 weeks, at home, in the bath, for free. i'm cheap, but i'm happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 never looked back. i cut it every 2-3 weeks, at home, in the bath, for free. Thug life, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K20 Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 never looked back. i cut it every 2-3 weeks, at home, in the bath, for free. Thug life, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackal. Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Spiked hair looks terrble imo. You trying to look Peter Andre or something? Honestly go to a decent barber, you'll end up paying a bit more but you won't regret. I go to London especially to get mine cut by a specialist rock n'roll style shop, kinda went with the prohibition look initially but it's sorta slick back/quiffy now. I only pay 13 quid though, just a decent barber at a decent price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingleman Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I went through a few styles. I kept a buzz cut in 2011, and then decided to grow it out in 2012. Now I just keep shaved sides with a medium top and am pretty happy with it. BTW, Coco Pops poppers are orgasmic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenBlade Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 I used to have my hair pretty long (shoulder length), then I got into the side-swept look. Now, I keep my hair buzzed. It'll stay that way, too. I look much better, and it feels great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 what is hair? and this dude, you look like Garth from Wayne's World, no sh*t; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEoS Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Appreciate whatever hair you have while you still have it. My hair is abandoning ship at a rapid rate. I lost the genetic lottery on that end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACR Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 Appreciate whatever hair you have while you still have it. My hair is abandoning ship at a rapid rate. I lost the genetic lottery on that end. Then shave your head if you already hadn't, bald style is hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mince Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 The "after" picture makes you look like a rapist. Hmm. Perhaps it's the light. I'd say my other pictures I've taken since my haircut aren't that bad. Minemate, my man, I'd suggest using some product to get rid of that bowlcut look. Mushroom hair swag. Here's a tip, spike your hair a bit, and don't get a bowl cut. Yeah, I already had one friend of mine comment on that photo (which I put on Facebook before taking it down) and she said "Please tell me you didn't get a bowlcut". I guess during my long hair phase (basically since last September until now) I became too sensitive of what others thought of my appearance. That's no use unless I actually start changing my appearance (and even there's some things I can't realistically fix in my current age and situation). I might get some off remarks by those who have come to know me with long hair when school starts back, but I'm not too worried about it. Naturally I expected comments when I posted it here though. And it's usually not that bad, I tend to fluff it a bit to make it look better, although that makes it look like I just got out of bed. Nice haircuts btw oddsock In the before picture he kinda looked like a girl. I'd keep it short. You don't look like a rapist. IMO Well that's nice to hear. My hair still wasn't the longest at my school though, a few guys had it longer. I really think it looks fine long, it was just too much hassle and pain, literally. and this dude, you look like Garth from Wayne's World, no sh*t; Hmm, learned something new. I went through a few styles. I kept a buzz cut in 2011, and then decided to grow it out in 2012. Now I just keep shaved sides with a medium top and am pretty happy with it. I would be tasteless and make some Ronald Weasley joke, but I'm sure you've heard that a million times by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 Spiked hair looks terrble imo. You trying to look Peter Andre or something? Honestly go to a decent barber, you'll end up paying a bit more but you won't regret. I go to London especially to get mine cut by a specialist rock n'roll style shop, kinda went with the prohibition look initially but it's sorta slick back/quiffy now. I only pay 13 quid though, just a decent barber at a decent price. I don't mean gel spiked so it's all shiny, I mean like this, and yeah, this guy is really good looking haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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