Ryder15 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/margaret-ri...-ad-/1007827310 1991 SUBARU BRUMBY. FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 185,000km Fabricated from rare minerals excavated from the core of Mount Olympus, artfully designed by Zeus and skillfully handcrafted in the Land of the Rising Sun by the deft hands of the infamous 7 Samurai. This Japanese rice-rocket is unquestionably the most heroic form of transport since the Apollo 11 lunar module. Searching for a delightful automobile to ferry you to Angus and Robertson to buy Fifty Shades of Grey, or perhaps cart little Timmy to clarinet lessons? Do me a favour, smash your laptop on the ground, give yourself an uppercut and take a good, long look in the mirror. Frankly, I’m offended. If, on the other hand, you’re hunting for the most diabolical slab of precious metal to be synthesised during the Big Bang, please continue… To date, the most monumental day of your existence was your wedding, or the birth of your children. That’s about to change! In fact, you’d trade your spouse and all of your offspring just to test-drive this barbarian. FACTS: In 1885, this car transported the Statue of Liberty to New York City from Paris. Cast as KITT in 1982’s Knight Rider TV series, but eventually deemed too intelligent for the role. Manufactured in 1991, this Brumby was responsible for the Grunge movement. If Kurt Cobain owned one, Nirvana would still be thrashing out tunes. I drove it to my last job interview and my employer handed me his résumé. If you were to be run over by this beast, you’d have to fight off the strong urge to thank the driver. When the cops pulled me over a few weeks ago, they were lucky to leave with a warning. SPECIFICATIONS: Bullbar forged from unicorn horns. 2 seats (thrones) upholstered with Albino Panda fur. Stereo system used for sound engineering the U2 360 tour. Built-in chick/dude magnet (it knows your preference). Integrated time machine (takes you back to 1991 when you step inside) Powered by nuclear fusion (makes Coles/Woolies fuel vouchers redundant) Windscreen wiper jets filled with the tears of Jesus (washes away the most sinful grime) No power steering (so you better start pumping iron to shred your biceps) Analogue clock (ask your Grandfather how to read it). PRICE: $5,000 or 6.5kg of freshly minted Swiss gold bullion Reasonable offers accepted. (Example of a reasonable offer: $10,000 +) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder15 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. what! lol wat a buy that guy got hey haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around. Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha. http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corndawg93 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Why does that specific car look familia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around. Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha. http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ I think it was actually his car by noticing the number plating but they sold it in 2003 but was then again sold recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around. Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha. http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think. [EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. Edited June 19, 2013 by lzw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around. Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha. http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think. [EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. How does it feel to have a car you sat your backside in, become famous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. How do you know it's your specific car? There are loads of Red Brumbies around. Haha this advert has gone viral, 355 000 views haha. http://www.bunburymail.com.au/story/150271...s-internet-hit/ The license plate. We bought off a guy from Thredbo or something like that in NSW, it was our 5th or 6th Subaru that we owned at the time I think. [EDIT] Coat.'s on the money. Thredbo is the snow, perhaps you meant Bredbo? Haha that's a cool coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 We only had it for a year or two, and even then it was probably not exactly what we would drive around in the most out of the 6, you just have to look at it to tell why. Funny, I don't recall it having the bullbar at the front, it might have been added on or maybe my memory isn't serving me correctly. @finn yeah i just meant somewhere in that vicinity, sort of near the mountains and sh*t in NSW, I don't remember exactly. Definitely a strange coinky-dinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 We only had it for a year or two, and even then it was probably not exactly what we would drive around in the most out of the 6, you just have to look at it to tell why. Funny, I don't recall it having the bullbar at the front, it might have been added on or maybe my memory isn't serving me correctly. @finn yeah i just meant somewhere in that vicinity, sort of near the mountains and sh*t in NSW, I don't remember exactly. Definitely a strange coinky-dinky. If It was Bredbo (A town of 180, only like 120 in 03), it would be strange because I actually lived there haha, i'm a little curious now, perhaps you could ask your parents where they bought it from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'll be sure to ask when she gets home. Feck if they did that will be super creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdr279 Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 This whole connection to the car by lzw3 is incredible haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryder15 Posted June 19, 2013 Author Share Posted June 19, 2013 This whole connection to the car by lzw3 is incredible haha tell me about it haha, i just thought it was funny, i never expected the first post to be Holy f*cking f*ck that was our car, we sold it in like 2003. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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