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Thee most craziest of complaints.


DeadZombie
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I'm one of the fans of rockstar that will buy a pile of poop if they put a price tag on it. I just love everything they put out. I never have any complaints with the GTA series entirely.

 

If its one thing that is awesome on this forum is the people request the most bizzare things out of Rockstar. To realism, specific cars, features. "If it doeset have it I'm not buying it"

 

 

Help me out and just post a couple of these bizzare post of these crazy requests.

 

Ill give you all the blimps you disire come September 17th.

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real steak

I've always wonder where in gods name did real steak come up as the first question to one of the biggest games of the decade? Haha

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lll-H-I-M-lll

STEAK icon14.gif im taking about real sizzling steak with all the trimmings icon14.gif

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I've never read someone request for crazy things or they don't buy the game. Then of course there's the usual guy who wants to be able to ride cows and wants ALL of the environment to be destructible... biggrin.gif

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real steak

I've always wonder where in gods name did real steak come up as the first question to one of the biggest games of the decade? Haha

It was just a sarcastic thread which came up a long time ago, and it just caught on.

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WildBrick142

 

real steak

No. It's real pizza. Steak is king. Steak has to be in the game. Especially a realistic one icon14.gif

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The strangest one I came across is "the wind should effect we run. So if it's blowing hard. We stagger a little" uhhhhhh

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This city will have to keep people entertained for at least 4 years. Not happening. I am pleased in a sense. I wont waste so much time gaming I suppose .

 

f*cking , truly, genuinely not happy with this. Its indefensible. The ridiculous comparisons to IV are telling. However you cajole the LC map its still significantly larger in terms of blocks.

 

 

Sprawling city ???? what the mother f*ck R*..you lie well.

 

 

Callthecoroner. I dont mind. I dont want or need respect. My posts are ultimately pointless. But I do feel like venting.

 

And boy, did he vent.

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This city will have to keep people entertained for at least 4 years. Not happening. I am pleased in a sense. I wont waste so much time gaming I suppose .

 

f*cking , truly, genuinely not happy with this. Its indefensible. The ridiculous comparisons to IV are telling. However you cajole the LC map its still significantly larger in terms of blocks.

 

 

Sprawling city ???? what the mother f*ck R*..you lie well.

 

 

Callthecoroner. I dont mind. I dont want or need respect. My posts are ultimately pointless. But I do feel like venting.

 

And boy, did he vent.

Yea wow. It's the damn west dude. What do you expect Chicago and newyork put togeather lol

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I like this topic. Hope to come back tomorrow and have a good read and laugh at all the idiots. icon14.gif

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Dutch Psycho

 

This city will have to keep people entertained for at least 4 years. Not happening. I am pleased in a sense. I wont waste so much time gaming I suppose .

 

f*cking , truly, genuinely not happy with this. Its indefensible. The ridiculous comparisons to IV are telling. However you cajole the LC map its still significantly larger in terms of blocks.

 

 

Sprawling city ???? what the mother f*ck R*..you lie well.

 

 

Callthecoroner. I dont mind. I dont want or need respect. My posts are ultimately pointless. But I do feel like venting.

 

And boy, did he vent.

Hey it's the blockfettish guy icon13.gificon13.gif

 

OT some guy made a topic about that there must be a option for turning off violance and more stuff what gta V makes it so great as it is. He got flamed to the ground though.

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This city will have to keep people entertained for at least 4 years. Not happening. I am pleased in a sense. I wont waste so much time gaming I suppose .

 

f*cking , truly, genuinely not happy with this. Its indefensible. The ridiculous comparisons to IV are telling. However you cajole the LC map its still significantly larger in terms of blocks.

 

 

Sprawling city ???? what the mother f*ck R*..you lie well.

 

 

Callthecoroner. I dont mind. I dont want or need respect. My posts are ultimately pointless. But I do feel like venting.

 

And boy, did he vent.

Hey it's the blockfettish guy icon13.gificon13.gif

 

OT some guy made a topic about that there must be a option for turning of violance and more stuff what gta V makes it so great as it is. He got flamed to the ground though.

Turning it off and on? Seems worth flaming but not to cray cray.

 

I do Remeber someone saying if I can't blow kids heads off in gta like I've been wanting to since 3 I'm gonna be pissed.

 

Lol idk about you guys but I'd feel really bad if I accidentally shot a kid in gta. That guy was cold blooded.

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I like this topic. Hope to come back tomorrow and have a good read and laugh at all the idiots.  icon14.gif

I wish GTAForums had some sort of "favorite" button, so you could save quotes somewhere. I'd have a whole lot more. Now I'm too lazy to search.

 

 

OT some guy made a topic about that there must be a option for turning off violance and more stuff what gta V makes it so great as it is. He got flamed to the ground though.

That's hilarious biggrin.gif

I think I remember it.. Wasn't it the guy that wanted to let his kids play GTA?

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If I can't get fat and grow a neckbeard on any of the characters, dammit I'm cancelling my pre-order!

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I like this topic. Hope to come back tomorrow and have a good read and laugh at all the idiots.  icon14.gif

I wish GTAForums had some sort of "favorite" button, so you could save quotes somewhere. I'd have a whole lot more. Now I'm too lazy to search.

 

 

OT some guy made a topic about that there must be a option for turning off violance and more stuff what gta V makes it so great as it is. He got flamed to the ground though.

That's hilarious biggrin.gif

I think I remember it.. Wasn't it the guy that wanted to let his kids play GTA?

Same here. I saw one yesterday where someone was talking about Coachella and how neat would be to attend concerts and track real band dates.

 

He even posted pictures of crowds of people at Coachella.

 

A user named chatterbox as first poster just screams "GRENADES!" Lol

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I like this topic. Hope to come back tomorrow and have a good read and laugh at all the idiots.  icon14.gif

I wish GTAForums had some sort of "favorite" button, so you could save quotes somewhere. I'd have a whole lot more. Now I'm too lazy to search.

 

 

OT some guy made a topic about that there must be a option for turning off violance and more stuff what gta V makes it so great as it is. He got flamed to the ground though.

That's hilarious biggrin.gif

I think I remember it.. Wasn't it the guy that wanted to let his kids play GTA?

Yea it was I remembered it too. He said they shouldent make games violent and restrict younger people playing them. Pretty much dull the whole culture that is gta.

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Same here. I saw one yesterday where someone was talking about Coachella and how neat would be to attend concerts and track real band dates.

 

He even posted pictures of crowds of people at Coachella.

 

A user named chatterbox as first poster just screams "GRENADES!" Lol

Oh no! Think of the possible drop in framerate! tounge.gif

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Same here. I saw one yesterday where someone was talking about Coachella and how neat would be to attend concerts and track real band dates.

 

He even posted pictures of crowds of people at Coachella.

 

A user named chatterbox as first poster just screams "GRENADES!" Lol

Oh no! Think of the possible drop in framerate! tounge.gif

If the frame rate goes one point down, I'm selling my copy.

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nigelhere9901

if this game does not have any anti aliasing soluion imbnot goin gto by this for real im not even joking its not even funny u rockstar should beter.

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Same here. I saw one yesterday where someone was talking about Coachella and how neat would be to attend concerts and track real band dates.

 

He even posted pictures of crowds of people at Coachella.

 

A user named chatterbox as first poster just screams "GRENADES!" Lol

Oh no! Think of the possible drop in framerate! tounge.gif

If the frame rate goes one point down, I'm selling my copy.

Lol, nice one.

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The Milkman

I remember this thread saying that Rockstar needs to fix the leaf physics from trailer 2, because it looked so unrealistic as Michael throws that one away.

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I remember this thread saying that Rockstar needs to fix the leaf physics from trailer 2, because it looked so unrealistic as Michael throws that one away.

I add to that with the guy asking for grass physics:

 

 

Since this is the biggest GTA yet, and there will be months and days/weeks, do you think the grass will grow over a period of time? Like say for instance, Michael's grass grows high over his doorstep, do you think something like this will happen? If so, do you think there will be People you can hire to mow your lawn?
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Also people went crazy that there was no glass shadow in michaels trailer and that rockstar is lazy and questions like " how can rockstar not seen this". God some people..

 

 

 

And last but not least: this thread was one of the most hilarious threads i've ever seen

Okey so there was a guy who was convinced that a f*cking shoeprint on the door in franklins trailer actually the map was of Los Santos lol.gif

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I remember this thread saying that Rockstar needs to fix the leaf physics from trailer 2, because it looked so unrealistic as Michael throws that one away.

Just started laughing my ass off at that because I've seen that post. I replied and said that's why they delayed it. Can't pay 60 bucks for no good leaf physics breh.

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I remember this thread saying that Rockstar needs to fix the leaf physics from trailer 2, because it looked so unrealistic as Michael throws that one away.

I add to that with the guy asking for grass physics:

 

 

Since this is the biggest GTA yet, and there will be months and days/weeks, do you think the grass will grow over a period of time? Like say for instance, Michael's grass grows high over his doorstep, do you think something like this will happen? If so, do you think there will be People you can hire to mow your lawn?

Do you Remeber when barbershops were confirmed? HAIR NEEDS TO GROW BACK. Magic barber is not realistic!!!!!

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Also people went crazy that there was no glass shadow in michaels trailer and that rockstar is lazy and questions like " how can rockstar not seen this". God some people..

 

 

 

And last but not least: this thread was one of the most hilarious threads i've ever seen

Okey so there was a guy who was convinced that a f*cking footprint on the door in franklins trailer actually the map was of Los Santos lol.gif

WHAT! Lol what the f#*k?! I thought the patch on franklins letterman being the map was silly. But that takes the cake haha

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BUT THE BENZ

- map is too small

- no female protag available

- no propperties/customization in the game

- too much realism, not fun enough

- bad graphics

- etc.

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The arms and fingernails in this area, needs 3D body hair and dirt... OR I AIN'T BUYING!!!

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