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GTA-King

The Roast of GTA-King

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classy

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Mr. Scratch

You're easy to persuade ain't you?

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Finn 7 five 11
Look guys! Another person who comes out of buttf*ck no where and starts hating on a person and tries to look cool!

They made valid points though, lol. Don't get ass hurt man.

Yeah, he wasn't even picking on you, he was just pointing something out,

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mrpain

I used to like you. Then everyone started to hate you. So I jumped on the bandwagon. I'm pretty sure there's a reason to hate you but hey sometimes it's just fun to grab a pitchfork and join the nearest angry mob blindly because that means I get to poke at something nasty.

 

In other words, you suck.

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Budweiser Addict

Am I the only person who actually thinks that GTA-King is one of the best members on the site?

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Icarus
You're basically a living advertisement for birth control - Durex should pay you!

This is the best post in the topic.

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rudy
Am I the only person who actually thinks that GTA-King is one of the best members on the site?

Yes and you're also the only one who's gonna end up taking pictures of him during his vacation. Don't BOTHER posting the pictures you took, here.

 

Have a happy vacation both of you.

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arch stanton

You don't understand the concept of a roast right? It is a face to face kind of thing - not over the internet kind of thing. You f*cking moron.

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orbitalraindrops

High and tight?

Nah short and low

It's how the King roles when he toking on some hydro

But that ain't all that this nigga tokes

Time in the precinct made him chicken choke

A gobble here

A gobble there

Nigga got time when hes 'gobblin everywhere

Head on down to the WD

What ya see

Nigga trying to get the vote-see

Ziggy not impressed

Ziggy not too proud

Nigga parred off by this stoner clown

 

But this aint the end of the story

Hell no, sh*t we about to reach the glory

The itty bitty

The nitty gritty

Like making another account - to make himself feel pretty

Coz with BOS tatooed on his arm

And a head full of mothaf*ckin homegrown farmed

we realise that this nigga has got skillz

skills to troll and bend you to his will

A bit of attention

Thats all this nigga needs

Give him a breadcrumb and hes up to high speed

 

So you see

You motherf*cking do

Coz when your roll with King

Yeah your rolling deep nigga

Figures

Trigger finger

A motherphuggin ass licker

A motherphuggin gif and a grin that lingers

Its all you see

Its all you do

A flash of lightning and hes posting in the blue

 

Cuz This is to leve-o

This is to levi

This is to all niggas on the west coast east side

Cuz you when you see the king

You know its time to swing

You know to hold your head high

Cuz theres no crown on his head no glint in his eye

Just a manchild with an ounce

And a BB obsession to flounce

 

2k13

Mandem Crew

"Ode to the King"

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Mr. Scratch

Is this going to be on your next album? biggrin.gif

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orbitalraindrops

Orbitalraindrops- From Rockbottom to Cockbottom.

The Debut album coming Summer 2013.

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Mr. Scratch

Gonna win a Grammy for sure.

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Vercetti42

Well you are an annoying attention seeking member here.

Edited by AceKingston

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Max

That tattoo is awful.

So is that beard which frames that wanky smile.

And that hair is ill-advised.

And so is that sh*t brown sofa.

And that cheap ghetto bamboo window blind.

And that t-shirt needs a wash.

And you need a wash.

Edited by Max.

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Melchior

The attempts at ironic detachment are pretty transparent, king.

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Rjeev142

You look like a scrawny little Robert Downey Jr. wannabe in that picture, especially with your sh*tty house.

You're arrogant as f*ck, you're probably a narcissist. You probably jack off to yourself.

Nobody cares how much weed you smoke, you could smoke 10 times as much as snoop dogg and I wouldn't give a f*ck. Last weekend I drank 10 shots of vodka within 8 minutes at a party, but I know that nobody will give a sh*t if I go around everywhere on GTA forums saying that-the same scenario applies to your weed smoking.

If the only time you make threads is when you're high, you're probably not all that creative while sober.

You're probably the most pathetic narcissist of all time considering that you attempt to gather respect from people on an online video game forum.

 

A roast is supposed to be something in person, but due to your stupidity, I must thank you for creating the official GTA-King bashing thread.

 

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Vercetti42

Thought it seemed best to post it here:

 

What was this other account that GTA-King used to PM spam people, what did he actually do with it, can someone link it for me?

 

BTW GTA-King, I'll tell why I hate you:

 

- Annoying Breaking Bad obsession.

- PM spamming to vote for you.

- PM spamming to post in your threads.

- Retarded posts in WD.

- Annoying Gif Images.

- Attention seeking brat.

 

I'm surprised you are not banned yet.

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LittleBlueTroll

I am so surprised this is still not locked. I didn't think this kind of thing was allowed. Didn't there used to be a topic called the cage, or the pit or something like that? Where people used to go to argue or insult each other.

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GunWrath
I am so surprised this is still not locked. I didn't think this kind of thing was allowed. Didn't there used to be a topic called the cage, or the pit or something like that? Where people used to go to argue or insult each other.

I second that, I wouldn't mind a topic to keep out the bullsh*t like this.. but it's amusing to watch someone get bashed smile.gif

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GTA-King

 

High and tight?

Nah short and low

It's how the King roles when he toking on some hydro

But that ain't all that this nigga tokes

Time in the precinct made him chicken choke

A gobble here

A gobble there

Nigga got time when hes 'gobblin everywhere

Head on down to the WD

What ya see

Nigga trying to get the vote-see

Ziggy not impressed

Ziggy not too proud

Nigga parred off by this stoner clown

 

But this aint the end of the story

Hell no, sh*t we about to reach the glory

The itty bitty

The nitty gritty

Like making another account - to make himself feel pretty

Coz with BOS tatooed on his arm

And a head full of mothaf*ckin homegrown farmed

we realise that this nigga has got skillz

skills to troll and bend you to his will

A bit of attention

Thats all this nigga needs

Give him a breadcrumb and hes up to high speed

 

So you see

You motherf*cking do

Coz when your roll with King

Yeah your rolling deep nigga

Figures

Trigger finger

A motherphuggin ass licker

A motherphuggin gif and a grin that lingers

Its all you see

Its all you do

A flash of lightning and hes posting in the blue

 

Cuz This is to leve-o

This is to levi

This is to all niggas on the west coast east side

Cuz you when you see the king

You know its time to swing

You know to hold your head high

Cuz theres no crown on his head no glint in his eye

Just a manchild with an ounce

And a BB obsession to flounce

 

2k13

Mandem Crew

"Ode to the King"

Love it!

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S5L3T0

Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

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GunWrath
Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Most kids period say nigga.. It's the swag generation, yo.

 

#gtafthuglife

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Max
Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Not at all.

 

Its sounds f*cking stupid with our English accent. The UK equivalent would probably be 'Blad' although that has no racial connotations.

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Gray Wolf

6 Pages! whoa, GTA-King has succeeded in getting the attention he much needed/desired

 

I congratulate you GTA-King for getting this far *clap clap

 

But let's see long you will last with la Garrador

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S5L3T0

 

Do most white kids in the UK say nigga?

Most kids period say nigga.. It's the swag generation, yo.

 

#gtafthuglife

Well f*ck me sideways. Only our generation could make the 80s look sophisticated.

 

Stay lifted king, don't change for anyone

 

@max: see that's what I was thinking, I almost youtubed British kids saying nigga lol

Edited by S5L3T0

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Vercetti42

Well you deserve a Congratulations for getting this far without a ban or a lock.

 

Anyway I asked a question regarding him but no one answered, what was the name of the other account that he used to PM spam people with? Can someone link me to it?

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GTA-King
Stay lifted king, don't change for anyone

Always and never.

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milkmansun

You are so nuts that you call yourself GTA King, Where even real kings will try to find prostitutes when first time playing the game....

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guib

GTA-King?

 

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