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GTA-King

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LittleBlueTroll
Aw, someone needs a hug.

F*ck I miss those flashing lights.

Was you in The Precinct?

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trip

I have a feeling all of your furniture smells like sour milk.

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Rewas

Who are you anyway?

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CallTheCoroner

Greg Giraldo would rip you a new one.

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Dealux

Just take it easy for a year or two and make yourself useful around the forum. People will then forget that they used to hate you.

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Raavi

You're basically a living advertisement for birth control - Durex should pay you!

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orbitalraindrops

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Mista J

I bet you smell like semen and rotting hot pockets.

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GTA-King

Oh my lanta.

 

 

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GreatGig
I have a feeling all of your furniture smells like sour milk.

Of all my favourite insults, this is my most favourite.

 

 

Personally, I couldn't give a flying fanny flap about you or your blatant narcissism but seeing as this is an open invitation to be an asshole, well, I just can't pass that up.

 

The whole creating-a-second-account thing was an act so crude even Michael Jackson would give you a disapproving look. It was vainglorious with a distasteful hint of egotistical sadness. I didn't really mind you up until that point, but afterwards I just thought you were a bit of a tosser. Adding to that the campaigning crap you did, you just came off as a bit of a try-hard.

 

Still, I for one like your enthusiasm for Breaking Bad as it is definitely a fine series. I may not express it anywhere near as passionately as you do, but I can easily see why you enjoy it so much.

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Max

How incredibly self-involved you are.

 

Serious question: Do you feature on the autistic scale at all?

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GTA-King

@TheGreatGig23: I remember some of the discussions we have had about BB. Good times.

 

Thanks for the feedback, yo.

 

@Max.:

 

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universetwisters

 

Thanks for the feedback, yo.

 

I should've known. This dude opened this thread so that he can get posts, and evidently posts give him a warm feeling in his heart left by some kind of thing or whatever.

 

C'mon amigos, let's go and leave this bummer to his devices.

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CallTheCoroner
Thanks for the feedback, yo.

 

I should've known. This dude opened this thread so that he can get posts, and evidently posts give him a warm feeling in his heart left by some kind of thing or whatever.

 

C'mon amigos, let's go and leave this bummer to his devices.

=hypocrisy.

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bread

 

Serious question: Do you feature on the autistic scale at all?

He broke that ages ago.

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GreatGig
I remember the one discussion we have had about BB. Good time.

We had one.

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GTA-King
I remember the one discussion we have had about BB. Good time.

We had one.

Ahhh, quite memorable though. Got my noggin' cookin', it did.

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GreatGig
I remember the one discussion we have had about BB. Good time.

We had one.

Ahhh, quite memorable though. Got my noggin' cookin', it did.

Pretty sure that was the drugs, man.

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GTA-King
I remember the one discussion we have had about BB. Good time.

We had one.

Ahhh, quite memorable though. Got my noggin' cookin', it did.

Pretty sure that was the drugs, man.

Touche.

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rudy

Well if you've ever felt or feeling suicidal, do it in a clean way so that whoever has to clean you up doesn't have to put much effort into it.

 

Also, shave your heard before you die. Jesus hates your beard. Thank you.

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Tyler

Breaking Bad is complete sh*t.

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GTA-King

 

Breaking Bad is complete sh*t.

I'mma scratch you.

 

 

GTA-King breathes very slowly
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EvilFuture

You secretly taste your own juices from time to time and try to hide it.

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FortunateSon

Playing my character in the V section is sometimes fun. I like to make sure I stick to the V section and only if their irrelevant topics (mostly). But I think this grandiose freespam thread is something I should take part in.

 

The tralbot indignifier couldn't even hellait to your warrants. Your coin slot is filled with infeststidious insertials that your tightly knitted fatheren discredited you from his interests. My personal nonimpartial of you trended along the wires that you're your own personal hotspot. Your mind is solved all over yourself. Your head is so bent out of shape, it's touching cloth. My sentiments are exact. Your speakings, are ones of great off touch, self indulge and disguide. A dog wouldn't lick you. A taxi wouldn't take you. Your rectal wouldn't prosume you. Where's your Montego? Pillockstar.

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GTA-King
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vertical limit

Jesus man! Seriously? You need to leave your house every once in a while. Go take your sorrow to another place. Drink some drain cleaning fluid, it will make you feel better.

 

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bread

Why do you reply to so many posts with either a stupid .gif or meme? You f*cking immature loser. I bet you're one of those assholes that enjoy and reminisce about how funny you thought Spongebob was. Saddo.

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Deffpony

Pic in the op pretty much sums up everyone that lives in the mid west

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Woody510

 

I bet you're one of those assholes that enjoy and reminisce about how funny you thought Spongebob was.

Wat

 

I don't even know how to respond to that. Not only is it weird that you would find people reminiscing about spingebob sad, its definately weird that you classify a group of people based on it...you are blowing my mind here kid

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GTA-King
Pic in the op pretty much sums up everyone that lives in the mid west

I've missed you, man.

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