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GTA-King

The Roast of GTA-King

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GTA-King

 

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The Roast of GTA-King

 

I'm sure you all have seen celebrity roasts on Comedy Central, right? If not, here is an example:

 

 

 

I know alot of people here despise me. And why shouldn't they? I cheated to obtain this medal by campaigning for myself, rolled with the stars in the OGA (and got addicted to gobbling cock), eventually got thrown out for God knows why. Went through a rough period after that. Had to get attention from V tards in order to feel satisfied. Eventually I returned to Writer's Discussion... and was totally disrespected. I understand why... but I was constantly labeled as a bad guy. So eventually it fueled my ego that I had become the bad guy of the forum, so I got all tangled up in pride.

 

But now... now I'm feeling empty. Like a washed up celebrity. I need redemption, and I want you all to be afraid of how much you love me. So please, feel free to insult me as horribly as possible. I want this to be a learning experience for me. I want you all to whip me into a better person. Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.

 

So come at me! ^_^

 

free spam for everyone that participates!

 

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Edited by GTA-King

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LittleBlueTroll

But what if we don't hate you? I'm guessing we just don't take part?

 

Need me to come over and sing "Where is the love" By the Black Eyed Peas? I'll sing acoustic?

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Cameron
oh, feeling empty? i think you haven't been gobbling enough cock.

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GTA-King
But what if we don't hate you? I'm guessing we just don't take part?

 

Need me to come over and sing "Where is the love" By the Black Eyed Peas? I'll sing acoustic?

If you don't mind, that'd be just swell.

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I<3GTAV

That's it, you're officially going on my respect list.

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Gray Wolf

Nice to see you're a attention seeker icon14.gif

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Sgt. Foley

Attention Seeker, eh?

 

>The Roast of GTA-King

>waits for people from the Writers Room to arrive.

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Apex.

Well, I like the way you make me feel about myself, you know, when we talk, you listen. You don't think about what I'm like naked, you're really listening. And I love it. You're not like any of the other guys.

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GTA_stu

I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.

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OverTheBelow

You're the type of person that I'd want to punch in the face if i knew you during daily life,

 

but congratulations anyway. wink.gif

(i didnt read your post)

Edited by OverTheBelow

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Cameron
your BoS tattoo wasn't even done properly.

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.2D

ive never liked you

 

and youre fat

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LittleBlueTroll
I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.

Dwayne Johnson will not be happy when he see's this.

 

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universetwisters
I was wrong in the singles thread. THIS is what rock bottom looks like.

Ha.

 

I remember GTA-King kept campaigning for votes for that GTA 5 story he made

 

And then he PM'd me and asked me to bump an old thread of his. Damn, wish I saved the PM. But he really did, trust me.

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Pyrrhic

You sure do like that photo of yourself.

 

Gotten up to any night time "duties" with it?

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A J

You made a second account on the forum, Leve - O, and used it to pat yourself on the back, such as complimenting yourself for a good topic. You're a muppet.

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Darth Yokel

Where the f*ck would I even begin?

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jackass2009

I would like to light your nipple hair on fire and then push your fat ass through an elementary school shirtless.

 

You're going on my respect list.

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johnny_zoo

*pulls down spectacles*

 

whatsthat.gif

 

 

Ok, someone tell me what the hell he is talking about.

Edited by johnny_zoo

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CallTheCoroner

You already roasted yourself, what is there left to roast?

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fgcarva1

There is so much hate!! Why!! HATE IS DESTROYING THE WOOORLLD!!!!

 

ok.

 

Never got a chance to know you well... from what I've seen you make good contributions and an honest post like this is a +, so congrats. However, sorry to say, you did not deserve to win Best Concept Story over Balkan Valor.

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GTA-King

 

You already roasted yourself, what is there left to roast?

My boy M&M taught me dat.

 

 

0:12 - 0:14 is me while reading through everyone's posts in here.

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Brown Sugar
Remember though: you have to say at least one good thing about me.

 

......I've got nothing.

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Raavi

When he dies, the funeral home requires for him to be transported in an open casket - They're afraid the undertaker gets pulled over and charged with Drug Trafficking.

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Typhus

That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.

As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.

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GTA-King

 

That beard makes you look like a Portuguese whore or 'gentleman of the afternoon', if you prefer.

As a result, you appear sickly and infected, perhaps the only person who can pass on syphilis by simply standing within smelling distance of another human being. Your slovenly appearance, drug addiction and malignant narcissism mean that you really are GTAForums answer to Britney Spears, and like her will probably end your days in a psuedo-mystic fad cult whilst using your fourth baby as an enema.

Ok, now something nice, please.

 

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Edited by GTA-King

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CallTheCoroner
Ok, now something nice, please.

You asked for a roast, not a tea party.

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Voodoo

Aw, someone needs a hug.

 

 

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GTA-King
Aw, someone needs a hug.

F*ck I miss those flashing lights.

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Harley

Oh.

 

Harley zips up jeans

Misleading topic title.

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