Kifflom

[Palm3]

(This isn't CONFIRMED yet! It could possibly be a prank or joke or so... but I'm curious)

 

 

If you go to the Kifflom website: http://www.epsilonprogram.com/money.htm

 

You see a fax number. If you send a fax to it, (claimed by this website http://www.myepsilon.org/content/epsilon_fax.htm ), you will receive one back.

 

A part of the text you receive is said to be the following:

 

"TURQUOISE $100,000 All the TURQUOISE level, complete enlightenment will occur. No It’s not new age! The music is terrible and makes people into suburbanite eunuchs! We’re looking for a new wage. For $100,000 all of the mysteries of the universe will be yours, including a PIN code to enter the Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas. TURQUOISE members will take weekly meeting with the Honorable Cris Formage in a relaxed setting with everyone wearing only robes that are easily disrobed."

 

I'm guessing we will have so save up $100,000 in-game-money and pay that to Mr. Formage in order to receive the pin-code to enter the building. For what? Gruppe Sechs? (if you know what I mean ) It could relate to the points 6 and 7:

 

6. Sperm does not exist - it is a lie spread by biology teachers - along with everything else you have ever been told - FACT!

 

7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day - FACT!

 

 

 

To be honest, I don't think if any of this is true. But since I don't own a FAX or live in the US, I can't test it.

 

Can anyone please fax something to this number? I'm curious if it's true or not

[Polish_Trucker]

I don't want my fax machine to turn into God, but thanks for asking

[ScotchMouth]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

[K20]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

[solofme]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

[ScotchMouth]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

Usually when you call a fax it answers with a specific set of tones. So if i called your fax it would pick up an incoming call and put out tones to communicate with me. It doesn't know I am human or a fax prior to answering.

 

You can test that here (1-888-473-2963) This is HP's test number

[Elliottallen]

Great find man

[HOAXi]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

Exactly what I was thinking too. Didn't even know they still existed lol

[solofme]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

Exactly what I was thinking too. Didn't even know they still existed lol

For a fact I know they still exist, actually I'm looking at one right now in the office (although I think its more for decoration purposes since I have never ever seen anyone use it)

[Palm3]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

Exactly what I was thinking too. Didn't even know they still existed lol

For a fact I know they still exist, actually I'm looking at one right now in the office (although I think its more for decoration purposes since I have never ever seen anyone use it)

In your office? Go back to work!!!

 

(oops I'm @ work too.. )

[solofme]

[dvo]

Giving $100,000 to a cult leader in a game makes more sense, even though the code won't work/nothing will be behind the door.. I'll still try it and run him over with a biplane if he lied.

[Gears of Skorge]

Brilliant find! Hope it's true!

[Palm3]

Giving $100,000 to a cult leader in a game makes more sense, even though the code won't work/nothing will be behind the door.. I'll still try it and run him over with a biplane if he lied.

lol

[blakeney]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

I had to sort out some tax sh*t in Usa from Uk the other day, I needed this tax number asap and they said it was only possible if i fax them the form, i asked if a scanned copy via email is ok (exactly the same other then the fact its received at an inbox not a fax machine) and they said no it must be faxed... i was like wtf?? Honestly i don't know anyone with a fax machine, even print shops and internet cafes don't have fax machines anymore lol, i can't believe anyone still uses fax over a scanner and emails!!

 

I wonder if people still send sh*t via Telegram lol??

[Dutch Psycho]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

I had to sort out some tax sh*t in Usa from Uk the other day, I needed this tax number asap and they said it was only possible if i fax them the form, i asked if a scanned copy via email is ok (exactly the same other then the fact its received at an inbox not a fax machine) and they said no it must be faxed... i was like wtf?? Honestly i don't know anyone with a fax machine, even print shops and internet cafes don't have fax machines anymore lol, i can't believe anyone still uses fax over a scanner and emails!!

 

I wonder if people still send sh*t via Telegram lol??

I send all my mail via doves/pidgeons.nothing weird about that at all.

[ImPantsAtThis]

Entry into the compound could be used as part of a heist? Some kind of grudge-based one perhaps?

[blakeney]

Entry into the compound could be used as part of a heist? Some kind of grudge-based one perhaps?

Hopefully the Police Chief is also a member, "entering" would prove very worth the money if it means all it takes is one call to get the 5-0 off your back!

[funkybub]

I think it's taking the piss out of what Scientology does to it's members

[coach_wargo]

I work for a medical society and we use fax all of the time. The average age of our doctors is probably 45ish and they're not the most up to date technogically (at least outside of the O.R.).

[universetwisters]

I'm guessing in one mission, we'll have to bust into that compound and see a bunch of Waco-esque epsilon members trying to shoot at us.

[KingJames37]

The 866 number doesn't appear to be received by a fax. I called it to test and there was never an answer.

some faxes don't pick up unless it hears a fax tone at the other end.

People still use fax?

Exactly what I was thinking too. Didn't even know they still existed lol

For a fact I know they still exist, actually I'm looking at one right now in the office (although I think its more for decoration purposes since I have never ever seen anyone use it)

In your office? Go back to work!!!

 

(oops I'm @ work too.. )

Who isn't at work?

[waikzguy8998]

Ah sweet! Looks like they might actually include a full-on Epsilon compound in the game we can actually enter Thanks for pointing it out!

[coach_wargo]

Fax sent. I'll post a reply if I get one.

 

Dear Mr. Formage,

 

 

Kifflom! I am highly interested in achieving the enlightenment that the Epsilon Program can provide. I have begun adhering to the 12 Tenets of Kifflom, particularly number 7, although my wife is struggling with my new spirituality. I wish to achieve a turquoise level of enlightenment, do you accept Bit Coins? I look forward to hearing from you.

 

Kifflom!

Coach_Wargo

 

[funkybub]

Imagine if it wasn't a rockstar owned fax and now some random fella is getting weird ass faxes

[feestaap1]

Imagine if it wasn't a rockstar owned fax and now some random fella is getting weird ass faxes

lol just lol xD

[waikzguy8998]

Imagine if it wasn't a rockstar owned fax and now some random fella is getting weird ass faxes

"Why does this keep happening?!?! and what the f*$# is Kifflom???"

[Romans Cousin Niko]

I personally thought the most interesting thing about this was the 'Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas'. Another interesting thing to explore in the countryside and perhaps if you break into it you will be attacked.

[RedDagger]

I personally thought the most interesting thing about this was the 'Epsilon compound in the hills overlooking San Andreas'. Another interesting thing to explore in the countryside and perhaps if you break into it you will be attacked.

Especially since it likely means it's a proper compound that can be entered, as opposed to some police stations. Would be interesting to see what goes on in there.

[Palm3]

Entry into the compound could be used as part of a heist? Some kind of grudge-based one perhaps?

I like the way you're thinking! But I wouldn't like it to be a mission. I'd like it to be a series of side missions or so..