feestaap1 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 if you were president of the USA for a day what would you do? I would make weapons illegal I would make the death penalty illegal I would make gay mariage legal I would close guantanamo bay I would visit a hospital with very ill children to give them the day of their lives with statemoney After that I would resign (perhaps after I went to mcdonalds because a president needs to eat too) So what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ats. Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Too bad presidents can't do sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bread Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 if you were president of the USA for a day what would you do? I would make weapons illegal If I was president I'd deport you to Greenland and leave you with a tent and a flashlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsgtafan Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would make the country a dictatorship and stand on the balcony with a sniper rifle and shoot people for fun. Nah just kidding I'd probably resign the first minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Bang Michelle Obama, then use Airforce 1 to fly me somewhere nice and sunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brobinski Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'd make sure whatever crazy loophole it was that let an asshole like me become president for a day gets closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would get access to a sniper and wipe out every gay person on the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'd probably walk into Birds and take what I want, because f*ck you I'm the president. Oh, I just took all your stock of chocolate eclairs? Tough sh*t, dumb slut. What you gonna do, take it back? lol. Oh wait, America doesn't have Birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Surely as president you would have the highest security clearance there is? If that is the case, i would read every single secret/questionable document there was. Well, only the interesting ones, Area 51, the assassination of JFK, that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feestaap1 Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 Surely as president you would have the highest security clearance there is? If that is the case, i would read every single secret/questionable document there was. Well, only the interesting ones, Area 51, the assassination of JFK, that kind of thing. ad that to my list as well Roswell, area51 and JFK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackass2009 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Make it mandatory to piss on Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon's graves, punishable by being tarred and feathered if you don't. Legalize all drugs and do what Portugal did to get rid of addicts: Treat addiction like a disease and not a crime. Brand the Westboro Baptist Church a hate group and pull a Branch Davidian on them by firebombing their church and blaming them for starting it. Legalize gay marriage and outlaw religion because f*ck you that's why. I'd also make it an act of treason to make country music. I'd brand Justin Bieber as a war criminal and have Seal Team Six kill his scrawny punk ass. I'd change the national anthem to Sex and Violence by The Exploited. I'd sell the deep south to Mexico just to watch the racist hicks (a la Westboro) get angry. I'd give every legal citizen a Napoleon hat. I'd make Charles Manson the first Court Jester of the United Empirical States of America, and make his first mandatory act be lighting Bill Clinton and Bill O'Reilly on fire and making them box. I'd change it to a monarchy. I never said I'd be a good president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Bang Michelle Obama, then use Airforce 1 to fly me somewhere nice and sunny. You mean Airf*ck 1? If I was president for a day I'd nuke the headquarters of the banks that had caused the economical crisis. I'd also destroy all the Toyotas, Nissans and bullsh*t like that and replace them with 1967 Chevrolet Impalas and muscle cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crokey Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would get access to a sniper and wipe out every gay person on the earth. So you'd commit suicide then? Me, I'd make it clear that like every President I should get the allotted 4 years, impeachment, malpractice and indiscretions aside, and then I'd set out my 4 year plan top of which would be free healthcare, immigration reform, taxation reform, tightening up on lobbyists and most importantly a state buyout of Twinkies to ensure that the threat of bankruptcy doesn't effect them ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Some of this stuff you could do without being president Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fgcarva1 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Surely as president you would have the highest security clearance there is? If that is the case, i would read every single secret/questionable document there was. Well, only the interesting ones, Area 51, the assassination of JFK, that kind of thing. This. And jackass2009 has got a good idea on what to do as well. I wouldn't outlaw religion though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I would get access to a sniper and wipe out every gay person on the earth. You big, tough yanky boy. I'd have a presidential wank, followed by a presidential cleaning up after said wank. Then I'd inject liquidized meth in to my tear ducts and see where the f*ck the day takes me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I shall wear purple with a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend the people's taxes on brandy and summer gloves and satin sandals, and say we've no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells and run my stick along the public railings and pick flowers in other people's gardens and spit on dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adler Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Bang Michelle Obama, then use Airforce 1 to fly me somewhere nice and sunny. Now there's an idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Typhus Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Openly declare myself as the Antichrist on live TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
018361 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 ban guns make gay marriage legal make pot legal and tax it open mental healthcare offices around the nation Give everyone the right to free healthcare close gitmo Start investigations into many large banks and businesses and take them to court. make laws regarding the nutritional facts of foods. buy Mexico ( i'm mean they all want to live here anyway right? ) lol fund high speed railways all across the nation fund a plan to create fiber optic networks throughout the nation fund a plan to fix and improve bridges, roads, and other transportation related things throughout the nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bread Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 ban guns make gay marriage legal make pot legal and tax it open mental healthcare offices around the nation Give everyone the right to free healthcare close gitmo Start investigations into many large banks and businesses and take them to court. make laws regarding the nutritional facts of foods. buy Mexico ( i'm mean they all want to live here anyway right? ) lol fund high speed railways all across the nation fund a plan to create fiber optic networks throughout the nation fund a plan to fix and improve bridges, roads, and other transportation related things throughout the nation I'd do the same thing I want to do with feestaap1 except I'd leave you with a pair of scissors only. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I'd probably venture into the toilets in White house and see how it feels like to take a sh*t there. Rumour has it that Obama uses a special kind of attached vaccum pump like thing that siphons out all the doo-doo from your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) If for some reason I had unquestionable power without checks and balances (Basically a dictator for a day) I would do the following. -Create an irreversible statute banning any further firearm restrictions (Making assault weapons bans/ammo capacity limits etc. Impossible to be passed) So basically make the second amendment iron clad as it stands. -Create a flat income tax rate (As low as possible) -Slash spending in order to create a near balanced budget with my current flat tax rate. -Stop all federal funding of planned parenthood. -Divert most federal welfare money into reinvestment in infrastructure (roads, Bridges etc.) and send the unemployed and welfare recipients to work on these projects. -Lower the federal gas tax as low as financially possible. -Add an irreversible balanced budget amendment to the constitution. -fast track as many proven terrorists as possible to death row. -Create personal data privacy laws on par with most of Europe. (I heard ours are lagging behind/non existent) -Restrict the power of federal agencies (CIA, FBI etc.) in surveillance within American borders. -Make the "Washington Redskins" name permanent and protected by law. (I heard there is now a movement to change it, Simply ridiculous) -Make all forms off Affirmative Action illegal and make it clear that "reverse discrimination" is still discrimination. -Create tax incentives in order to persuade businesses to relocate/set up in the US again. -Fix the capital gains tax loophole. -Create Merit based requirements for all pell grants/Federal Financial aid (with our smaller federal budget We need to invest in the students who are actually worth it) -Legalize Marijuana -Legalize Gay Marriage. -Read through as much classified documents as I could. Edited June 5, 2013 by gtamann123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 My number one priority as president of the United States is to invade Canada. We will then send all of our rednecks, hipsters, criminals, and illegals to live among the eskimos of Nunavut. I will use the rest of Canada to make every citizen a spartan from Halo and invade the rest of the world. I can do this in one day, because this is f*cking America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. León Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Do you know how much time and debates would it take to change all that stuff even as te president? I would f*ck some hot chicks, schedule a live interview to do crazy sh*t like farting and stuff. Imagine how would that shake 'murica! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrinPA Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Reparations anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGodDamnMaster Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 The president doesn't have as much power as people are led to believe. A lot of these actions would require executive orders, which really aren't meant for social issues. The people who really run the country are the numbskulls on Capitol Hill. Intel Core i9-9900k | Seasonic FOCUS Plus 750W | 32GB Corsair Vengeance LPX 2666MHzMSI GeForce RTX2070 | WD Blue 1TB HDD | Samsung 950 PRO M.2 512GBAntec Nine Hundred Black Steel ATX Mid Tower | MSI MPG Z390 Gaming Pro Carbon AC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Fromage Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Take control of everything Ban weapons Higher Taxes with 20-30% Nuke my enemies Take over the army Train my man and send them to different countries Let them take control over the government of those countries Take over control over the other countries World domination The perfect plan to Dominate the world!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) You can't do sh*t in one day even if you're a dictator. You can't even throw a decent party. Edited June 5, 2013 by GTAvanja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korpi Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 (edited) I'd hire her as an intern in the White House. Monica Lewinsky, to those of you who don't know who she is. E: I'd also play awesome saxophone solos in my office and re-name my black and white cat "Socks". Edited June 5, 2013 by Markwey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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