walkingsickness Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Ok so let me set this up for you. BTW...this is a REAL story.. I'm seriously thinking about f*cking a midget women. I'm not even being funny even though reading that will make you laugh. There is the chick that I know who is short as sh*t, and I'm pretty sure she is "classified" as a little person. She is sexy as sh*t in the face and I'm certain if she was at least 5 ft she would have a great body, but I can't tell because she like 2'5 ft or some sh*t. LOL As I'm writing this I'm actually laughing but I'm serious I want to really f*ck this chick but I don't know if I can get through it with a straight face. Listen, I'm an adult and not that immature, but I just don't know if I can do it and not laugh a little, but I kinda want to actually do it. And there is no strings attached, just casual sex. How should I approach this with the most serious face as possible? Its a go on her side and we thinking about like Friday setting it all up. She loves me and she knows that she is short and I told straight up I never did it with a someone that short. She told me shes better than tall chicks which made me laugh a little and she laughed as well. IDK man....someone give me some advice? I don't want to have this bitch naked on the bed and just bust out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Bring some orange makeup and a pair of green wigs. Those are like aphrodisiacs for midgets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Maybe start with not calling her a midget bitch. That might help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Can't you just like, hold her by the head and do as you please? She can't really do much besides waving her arms around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Props bro. Probably some heavy fetishes in this area so film it and post it online. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingsickness Posted June 4, 2013 Author Share Posted June 4, 2013 @orbitalraindrops thanks but I won't be filming sh*t. @Moonshield, C'mon bro....I don't say that to her face, mostly because I have back problems. I think I'm just going to let it be known that its gonna be funny, but I wont make it uncomfortable for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 and she knows that she is short Are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WedgeAntilles Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 ahhhh GTAF yet again, as always I love you ontopic: get in there pal nevermind the laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chukkles Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm sure you're exactly what she needs. Just be sure to tell her how short and funny she is every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 So you have never f*cked a girl that small? Go for it. First time for everything. And her being so small might actually make your cock look a decent size. Again, first time for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Get her drunk and have sex with her, she wont notice a thing. then you can laugh all you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 That poor unfortunate girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobalt__ Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Ok so let me set this up for you. BTW...this is a REAL story.. I'm seriously thinking about f*cking a midget women. I'm not even being funny even though reading that will make you laugh. There is the chick that I know who is short as sh*t, and I'm pretty sure she is "classified" as a little person. She is sexy as sh*t in the face and I'm certain if she was at least 5 ft she would have a great body, but I can't tell because she like 2'5 ft or some sh*t. LOL As I'm writing this I'm actually laughing but I'm serious I want to really f*ck this chick but I don't know if I can get through it with a straight face. Listen, I'm an adult and not that immature, but I just don't know if I can do it and not laugh a little, but I kinda want to actually do it. And there is no strings attached, just casual sex. How should I approach this with the most serious face as possible? Its a go on her side and we thinking about like Friday setting it all up. She loves me and she knows that she is short and I told straight up I never did it with a someone that short. She told me shes better than tall chicks which made me laugh a little and she laughed as well. IDK man....someone give me some advice? I don't want to have this bitch naked on the bed and just bust out laughing. I think I just lost some brain cells reading this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitz Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 I have no idea why you randomly press space every couple of words in the OP but your wall of text being so narrow is really bothering me and it makes my mind read it as if it were a poem even though it's not, and it's really weirding me out reading a poorly written poem on midget 'bitches.' there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gtaghost22 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Is there really any advice we can give you that will actually stop you from laughing during sex with that woman? I think not. Just....don't laugh. There is not much else to say, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtamann123 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Go for it. You have nothing to lose and it could be a great experience for all you know. You can't find out if you never try it. I would definitely do it if I was in your place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Dude, it's f*ckin easy. It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake. I had sex with this hot midget belly dancer and she goes by the name of Shakira. Yeah! Shakira, Shakira, Shakira! Just approach a midget and sing BABY CHAM to her "HEY SHORTY YU TURN ME ON" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I<3GTAV Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 If she's hot, go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingsickness Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 Dude, it's f*ckin easy. It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake. I had sex with this hot midget belly dancer and she goes by the name of Shakira. Yeah! Shakira, Shakira, Shakira! Just approach a midget and sing BABY CHAM to her "HEY SHORTY YU TURN ME ON" HA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhitValid Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 ??? I thought laughter was just a part of sex, regular height or otherwise... Or someone's been doing something wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Crying and sex is acceptable. Laughing and sex is a no go bro. So perhaps you could laugh yourself into a crying fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Hey, it's Tucker Max! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_Leppard Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 [...]Listen, I'm an adult and not that immature[...] By your post.. I wouldn't call you an adult and I certainly wouldn't say you just ''not that immature''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You better post all the nitty gritty details no matter how big or small in here afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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