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And I just get f*cking 'Tools 4 U' catalogs. mad.gif

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Receiving marijuana in the mail. What is this, a Cypress Hill song?

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He's the luckiest bastard alive.

Holy sh*t.

 

Damn, 5 kg of Weed for free.

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I thought it was going to be 11 pounds of steaming hot poo, maybe with a bit of pubic hair sprinkled in there for effect. From like a creepy stalker/secret admirer. Would have certainly beaten my total anyways, it would literally have crapped all over it.

 

 

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I thought it was going to be 11 pounds of steaming hot poo, maybe with a bit of pubic hair sprinkled in there for effect. From like a creepy stalker/secret admirer.

Well that still beats a sulphuric acid-rigged letter bomb any day.

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I'd be annoyed if that came through my mail, simply because I wouldn't know what to do with it.

 

I wouldn't want to smoke it, I'd want to sell that sh*t, but I'm 14 so that's off the list, and even then I'd rather not be a convicted drug dealer because that's bad.

 

 

I'd probably record a video of me pissing on it or whatever just for the lolz.

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I'd be annoyed if that came through my mail, simply because I wouldn't know what to do with it.

 

I wouldn't want to smoke it, I'd want to sell that sh*t, but I'm 14 so that's off the list, and even then I'd rather not be a convicted drug dealer because that's bad.

 

 

I'd probably record a video of me pissing on it or whatever just for the lolz.

I would sell that sh*t lol. You would get so rich off of 11 pounds

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I'd be annoyed if that came through my mail, simply because I wouldn't know what to do with it.

 

I wouldn't want to smoke it, I'd want to sell that sh*t, but I'm 14 so that's off the list, and even then I'd rather not be a convicted drug dealer because that's bad.

 

 

I'd probably record a video of me pissing on it or whatever just for the lolz.

I'm sure whoever it is getting these packages sent to peoples houses would like that.

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True story:

 

When I lived in Florida, someone found a 30 gallon black trash bag, snagged on a treelimb in the nearby river. Dude opened it up and inside was 40+ pounds of cannabis. He turned it in to the police.

 

I would have kept it.

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Finn 7 five 11
And he turned it in to the police. f*ck this guy.

If the Marijuana was put there, then some recipient who it was meant for doesn't get their lot of Marijuana, the person who send it will know that it was sent to the wrong house, they're going to go to that house and f*ck up whoever is there to get their $24000 worth back.

 

By going to the police, they are going to be able to get protection. Otherwise they couldn't report anything to the police because the police would find out that they took $24000 worth of Marijuana, they'd get in f*ckloads of trouble.

 

It's not worth it over $24000.

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And he turned it in to the police. f*ck this guy.

If the Marijuana was put there, then some recipient who it was meant for doesn't get their lot of Marijuana, the person who send it will know that it was sent to the wrong house, they're going to go to that house and f*ck up whoever is there to get their $24000 worth back.

 

By going to the police, they are going to be able to get protection. Otherwise they couldn't report anything to the police because the police would find out that they took $24000 worth of Marijuana, they'd get in f*ckloads of trouble.

 

It's not worth it over $24000.

tbh dude, I'd rip off even the hardest criminal for $24000. $24000 is what, a year or two of rent at a nice place? A car?

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Say WUUUT??!!.....if I were him, I would've got the sellin! (and also skim off a couple pounds for the road cool.gif )

 

 

 

 

Edit: Also whoever mistakenly sent that package, his body is probably floating in a river right now, with a bullet in his dome.

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Say WUUUT??!!.....if I were him, I would've got the sellin! (and also skim off a couple pounds for the road cool.gif )

 

 

 

 

Edit: Also whoever mistakenly sent that package, his body is probably floating in a river right now, with a bullet in his dome.

That isn't always the case. Sometimes they know they'll get caught, so they split the load. For that 11 pounds that got caught, I can guarantee there was probably 80 more in the mail that got through.

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And he turned it in to the police. f*ck this guy.

If the Marijuana was put there, then some recipient who it was meant for doesn't get their lot of Marijuana, the person who send it will know that it was sent to the wrong house, they're going to go to that house and f*ck up whoever is there to get their $24000 worth back.

 

By going to the police, they are going to be able to get protection. Otherwise they couldn't report anything to the police because the police would find out that they took $24000 worth of Marijuana, they'd get in f*ckloads of trouble.

 

It's not worth it over $24000.

You're right, it probably is safer for him in the long run, but from my stoner perspective, that's heresy.

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It's true, even though I'd love a giant package of weed, he's got a point about someone probably wanting to come around looking for it. Calling the cops was probably for the best.

 

If I were him, I would definitely tell as many people as possible that I didnt have it. Luckily for him it's interesting enough for the media to report.

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Finn 7 five 11
And he turned it in to the police. f*ck this guy.

If the Marijuana was put there, then some recipient who it was meant for doesn't get their lot of Marijuana, the person who send it will know that it was sent to the wrong house, they're going to go to that house and f*ck up whoever is there to get their $24000 worth back.

 

By going to the police, they are going to be able to get protection. Otherwise they couldn't report anything to the police because the police would find out that they took $24000 worth of Marijuana, they'd get in f*ckloads of trouble.

 

It's not worth it over $24000.

tbh dude, I'd rip off even the hardest criminal for $24000. $24000 is what, a year or two of rent at a nice place? A car?

Maybe 12 months rent at an average place, sure that's alright.

If it was a bag of cash I would look at it differently, First order of business would be to pack up shop and move somewhere else. For a bag of weed you need to sell it off ect, and getting caught trying to sell heaps of weed is going to f*ck your record up pretty good.

 

I wouldn't take a bag of weed worth only that much. a bag of cash worth that much, maybe, a bag of cash I found somewhere other than my front doorstep? Definitely.

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lol.gif That is probably one of the best package you can receive by mistake.
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