Why i like dogs better

[Lil_B_The Basedgod]

My dog simba is a BALLA!!!

[YukiFruitsBasket]

 

Why I like Dogs better

 

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs think you sing great.

Dogs like loud music.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're late.

The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs like and get excited by rough play.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous other dogs don't hate it.

A dog NEVER wants to visit its parents.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs don't need therapy to assess a relationship.

Dogs love long car rides.

Dogs like beer.

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you, it CAN be shot.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

Dogs don't criticize.

Dogs UNDERSTAND you half to raise your voice to get your point across.

It is legal to keep your dog chained up in the house.

Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day: you never half to wait on your dog.

Dogs like what you are doing better than what they are doing.

Dogs like heavy petting in public.

I've heard of crazy widowed cat ladies, but I don't think I've heard of a creepy dog man..

[Apxidia]

Cats are better.

lol no. Cat's don't care about you. A dog will care about you. Chop will care about me

[IDredMan]

Cats are better.

lol no. Cat's don't care about you. A dog will care about you. Chop will care about me

Whenever I'm dead tired, lying on my bed almost motionless.

My cats come and sleep near my arm pits, unlike when I'm not tired.

 

I'm sure not every cat does this, but mine care about me.

[Cazzer14]

 

Now we need a meat grinder to toss them into.

You don't even know how much that made me laugh..

 

 

QUOTE (IDredMan @ Monday, Jun 3 2013, 03:12)

Cats are better.

 

lol no. Cat's don't care about you. A dog will care about you. Chop will care about me 

 

Whenever I'm dead tired, lying on my bed almost motionless.

My cats come and sleep near my arm pits, unlike when I'm not tired.

 

I'm sure not every cat does this, but mine care about me.

 

Attracted to BO, perhaps?

Edited June 3, 2013 by Cazzer14

[TheIllaDopest]

i thought this was gonna be another watch puppies thread lol

[Moonshield]

Okay.