Why i like dogs better

[PSN-Blackhawk_1989]

 

Why I like Dogs better

 

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs think you sing great.

Dogs like loud music.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

A dogs time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're late.

The later you are the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs like and get excited by rough play.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous other dogs don't hate it.

A dog NEVER wants to visit its parents.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs don't need therapy to assess a relationship.

Dogs love long car rides.

Dogs like beer.

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you, it CAN be shot.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

Dogs don't criticize.

Dogs UNDERSTAND you half to raise your voice to get your point across.

It is legal to keep your dog chained up in the house.

Dogs are ready to go 24 hours a day: you never half to wait on your dog.

Dogs like what you are doing better than what they are doing.

Dogs like heavy petting in public.

[theNGclan]

Now we need a meat grinder to toss them into.

[Durden]

I will go to the in-game pet store & buy an army of cats - together, we'll go through LS massacring every dog we see.

[dxbrandon]

Maybe we can cut one up with a Chainsaw?

[Degrees]

Someone is going through a tough break up.

[twistedweather]

dont think i have seen a cat in a GTA b4

Chop is cool.. Hope they have a pound you could go to, adopt a dog

Chop and his bitch can have puppies....hold up wait this isnt the sims!

[PSN-Blackhawk_1989]

 

Someone is going through a tough break up.

What? Who? Ain't me. Just a humor post.

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Feel free to add your own reasons why you like dogs better.

 

I had to get a dog now that GTA has em.

[sal7252]

Dumbest thread literally ever, has basically nothing to do with GTA..lock this it's a stupid dog appreciation thread.

 

Weirdo.

[nigelhere9901]

And, the point of this thread is?

[wwinterj]

Dogs don't cry.

Sure but if hurt they will whimper that's as good as crying.

[PSN-Blackhawk_1989]

 

Dumbest thread literally ever, has basically nothing to do with GTA..lock this it's a stupid dog appreciation thread.

 

Weirdo.

Are you hatin on dogs bro? perhaps you do not understand the text?

 

 

Dogs don't cry.

Sure but if hurt they will whimper that's as good as crying.

 

That is more like screaming. but they can cry if they got separation anxiety and don't get mad at you for leaving.

 

It is a humor post on why dogs are better then women. Reason why I posted this, Dogs and other animals now in GTA.

Edited June 2, 2013 by PSN-Blackhawk_1989

[Happyness]

Someone is going through a tough break up.

What? Who? Ain't me. Just a humor post.

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Feel free to add your own reasons why you like dogs better.

 

I had to get a dog now that GTA has em.

IS THAT YOUR DOG? IF SO? CAN I HUG HIM UNTIL HE EXPLODES? MY GOD HE"S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. <333

[Rockstargames691]

HAHAHA funniest thread in a while

[Eternal Moonshine]

You should definately post him on reddit

[Vin89]

I'd rather have a pet cat. You would be able to give orders to your cat like "Attack enemy with bites" but every action this cat takes is actually random. Most of the time it will just sleep and do whatever the fcuk it wants. If you don't feed it on a regular basis it will start coming after you no matter where you are in LS or the sourrounding area. Then it will make annoying noises until you feed it.

 

Also there will be a new feature named Cat call. In the middle of the night your console may start GTA V and your cat will show you a rat it just hunted down, bit off one leg and let's it crawl through your safe house leaving blood and stuff everywhere. You will have to clean that up. It's a fun mini game. Then in order to shut the console down without losing all your saves you will have to feed the cat.

 

There is another fun mini game that is called belly rubs. Sometimes your cat will seek you in battle and demand belly rubs. You can't fight while your cat demans belly rubs. Then you have to rub it. After a few rubs it will bite. You never know when but you will lose a sh*tload of health and die maybe.

 

What jolly fun.

[dxbrandon]

Dumbest thread literally ever, has basically nothing to do with GTA..lock this it's a stupid dog appreciation thread.

 

Weirdo.

Are you hatin on dogs bro? perhaps you do not understand the text?

 

 

Dogs don't cry.

Sure but if hurt they will whimper that's as good as crying.

 

That is more like screaming. but they can cry if they got separation anxiety and don't get mad at you for leaving.

 

It is a humor post on why dogs are better then women. Reason why I posted this, Dogs and other animals now in GTA.

LOL Ya, Humor at best.

[reform]

Wait, is OP saying he really gives his dog a bone?

[Shenmue18]

Dogs are way better then cats, I agree, but what does this have to do with GTA V other then that GTA V will have dogs.

[JamalG]

cats is so overrated

 

dogs >>>

[r0eladn]

Bad trained dogs are a thread to people. Having a dog is an irresponsible thing to do.

 

Cats, when they go mean on you, you can just kick em.

[LennonNL]

You bought a dog cause GTA V has them? It makes other peoples posts about buying weed, food etc. on the 'how much are you spending on GTA V' thread look cheap!

 

Your GTA V list:

GTA V - £40

Food - £10

A DOG - few hundred

 

[LackedMushroom0]

Lol... When I saw the title I thought this was about Watch Dogs XD

[TheKrigeron]

 

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you, it CAN be shot.

 

As oposed to...

[XxX19Dude95XxX]

you like dogs better then cats or women because i was leaning towards women

[saintsrow]

Wow, I'm trying to figure out if so few people really got the point of the OP. I assume that list is probably 100 years old or so. There's a similar list that lady gamers might post.

[Miss Darko]

you like dogs better then cats or women because i was leaning towards women

Yeah, that's basically the joke.

[IDredMan]

Cats are better.

[Red Hat]

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

That ain't true for my dog.

[Firefighter427]

Why is this in the news section? Why is this even in the GTAV section?

[Saliva]

Cats are smarter.