Kiffster Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 this has never happened to me before. I have never, ever, EVER gotten my privates stuck in my zipper I've never had to "back it up" or even gotten it caught I've never actually touched the frank or the beans. apparently we have learned that Werebot, Odsock, Claude, and Stu each have a small dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe. Button Zipper Undies down enough to get it out Piss Shake Tuck it in (left side or right side) Zipper Button Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 3, 2013 Author Share Posted June 3, 2013 First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe. Button Zipper Undies down enough to get it out Piss Shake Tuck it in (left side or right side) Zipper Button Sorry for drop-kicking your baby, but that's a poor idea if you're a fat dude with a bulged butt. Statistics suggests that fat people with fat butts are the ones who take a long time to get dressed. So going by your method, if a fat dude feels the urge to pee while he's outdoors, and unbuttons his pants, his butt tucked tightly in his pants will probably bust out of his pants, and thus his ass will be exposed to everyone around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted June 3, 2013 Share Posted June 3, 2013 First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe. Button Zipper Undies down enough to get it out Piss Shake Tuck it in (left side or right side) Zipper Button Sorry for drop-kicking your baby, but that's a poor idea if you're a fat dude with a bulged butt. Statistics suggests that fat people with fat butts are the ones who take a long time to get dressed. So going by your method, if a fat dude feels the urge to pee while he's outdoors, and unbuttons his pants, his butt tucked tightly in his pants will probably bust out of his pants, and thus his ass will be exposed to everyone around. Not being a fat guy I wouldnt know, but this is my method. I dont leave the house without underwear on because I like to feel in control. Also I have thick thighs so I need something to stop them from rubbing Lol. Its what works for me, and I've never had a meeting with the zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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