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Zipper Victim


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this has never happened to me before.

 

I have never, ever, EVER gotten my privates stuck in my zipper

 

I've never had to "back it up" or even gotten it caught

 

I've never actually touched the frank or the beans.

 

apparently we have learned that Werebot, Odsock, Claude, and Stu each have a small dick wink.gif

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First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe.

 

Button

Zipper

Undies down enough to get it out

Piss

Shake

Tuck it in (left side or right side)

Zipper

Button

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First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe.

 

Button

Zipper

Undies down enough to get it out

Piss

Shake

Tuck it in (left side or right side)

Zipper

Button

Sorry for drop-kicking your baby, but that's a poor idea if you're a fat dude with a bulged butt.

 

Statistics suggests that fat people with fat butts are the ones who take a long time to get dressed. So going by your method, if a fat dude feels the urge to pee while he's outdoors, and unbuttons his pants, his butt tucked tightly in his pants will probably bust out of his pants, and thus his ass will be exposed to everyone around.

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First of all I have never gotten my junk stuck in or even knicked by the zipper. Second of all why in the name of all that is penile would a man urinate by pulling his dick out of the zipper hole instead of unbuttoning one singular button to make it infinitely easier and safe.

 

Button

Zipper

Undies down enough to get it out

Piss

Shake

Tuck it in (left side or right side)

Zipper

Button

Sorry for drop-kicking your baby, but that's a poor idea if you're a fat dude with a bulged butt.

 

Statistics suggests that fat people with fat butts are the ones who take a long time to get dressed. So going by your method, if a fat dude feels the urge to pee while he's outdoors, and unbuttons his pants, his butt tucked tightly in his pants will probably bust out of his pants, and thus his ass will be exposed to everyone around.

Not being a fat guy I wouldnt know, but this is my method.

 

I dont leave the house without underwear on because I like to feel in control. Also I have thick thighs so I need something to stop them from rubbing Lol. Its what works for me, and I've never had a meeting with the zipper.

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