orbitalraindrops Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Saw these guys on a yahoo news video. They think they're Jesus and Mary reincarnated. Heavy Waco vibes off of this. http://www.divinetruth.com/ There site http://www.aj-miller.com/ Synopsis of them Current Affairs Investigation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 But Christians dont believe in reincarnation. Also seeing how he had 2 children and a wife then left that women for another woman, then left that woman for the now Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 But Christians dont believe in reincarnation. Also seeing how he had 2 children and a wife then left that women for another woman, then left that woman for the now Mary. But they do believe in a 2nd coming. Various Christian sects are always putting forward someone or other as Jesus, like the Davidians etc. I can't see these nutters gaining much more traction than anyone who may have come before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I can't see these nutters gaining much more traction than anyone who may have come before. The scary thing is it looks like they have been at it since 2008. That is a pretty long time for something so wack. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 The scary thing is it looks like they have been at it since 2008. That is a pretty long time for something so wack. Lots of morons in this world. I'm not surprised. Mormons must be pissed that Jesus is an Australian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Thats so f*cking aldurate religion Christian and Muslim! Who designed that? I will stomp his dick until flattened out! EDIT:@rudy, so, do you think jesus have black dick? EDIT:@rudy, well, if he stuck his dick into pink paint, his dick is now pink! Edited June 1, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 He does realise that Jesus is SEMI-BLACK, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secura Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Jesus Christ, this is the definition of having a god complex. The fact of the matter is that anyone, and I mean anyone who believes that this man is Jesus, the messiah as it were needs to go get their head checked. He's no empirical proof to support any of his supposed feats and as a result I'd recommend someone call the men in white coats to come and teach this man and his followers some common sense, what's worse is that people are even leaving their families to come to this sick bastard and "worship" him. This is pathetic, it shows the weakness and fragility of the human mind choosing blind faith over that of logical thought. The fact is that this man is simply capitalising on the fears and worries of others in order to satisfy his superiority complex and that is absolutely grotesque, to take other human beings away from their families and friends by manipulating them through their greatest fears is absolutely down right despicable. The guy's clearly insane so I really can't see what the cultists see in him or what their opinion of him is, are they really so deluded that they've become indoctrinated by simply hearing him declare himself as Jesus? If that's the case then I declare war on Cuba, what's that? Nothing happened, oh right then. Regardless the guy's clearly getting some sort of kick out of this, so much so that to spur his "message" (the deluded view that he is a God) he's publicly announced that the world will end next year, it's f*cking stupid and actions like this shouldn't even be tolerated by the Australian Government, if you don't think this is going to end in a lot of sh*t going down then I recommend you take a look at what happened to a little cult down in Texas run by a man called David Koresh. Face it this won't end well and the guy's probably going to make his idiotic followers perform all types of stupid sh*t in order for him to get this attention he so badly wants. Oh and if you truly think that this guy's got even the slightest inkling as to if he's really Jesus Christ, the warped bastard even says it himself: "I will teach them my truth". Edited June 1, 2013 by Lightning Strike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElPaisa Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 As most of us know, on the revelation, or somewhere, it says, that a signal of the end of our world is that people are going to fake to be Jesus or God reincarnated, maybe the end is in fact coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Am I the only one who gets a 'Cheers' vibe from their picture? My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) As most of us know, on the revelation, or somewhere, it says, that a signal of the end of our world is that people are going to fake to be Jesus or God reincarnated, maybe the end is in fact coming? Thats nope, the only fact is if you see suns rise from west Edited June 1, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 I will stomp his dick until flattened out! People will pay good money to get that service in a Thai brothel. I was almost married to Mary in a school play. The nativity play. But in the end some punk named Samuel got to play Joseph, and to show off he did a solo of away in a manger. How the hell could I compete with that. He was a choir boy, I was just a simple crayon eating kid. Never stood a chance. But I'll get my revenge. I swear it. If there's one thing that eating all those crayons taught me, it's that periwinkle blue is the most toxic. Let's just say I think Mr. Samuel Hart (that was his name, Sam Hart) is going to be feeling a little blue, a little periwinkle blue in the coming weeks. Because I'm gonna kill his f*cking dog. Assuming he has one that is. Take that, choir boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Take that, choir boy. Lol, i can't sing a song in church, and my religion is Islam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus Christ is David Gilmour, from Pink Floyd. Seriously, search a picture of him when he had bear (I can't post the picture atm). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus Christ is David Gilmour, from Pink Floyd. Seriously, search a picture of him when he had bear (I can't post the picture atm). Bob Weir(grateful dead) is the first person that came to my mind: My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Fandango Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Well, in the two years between now and when that story ran, I haven't heard anything about them. Crisis averted lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Am I the only one who gets a 'Cheers' vibe from their picture? Haha, Yeah they actually do. The woman especially. You know this could actually be an episode on Cheers/Frasier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Thats so f*cking aldurate religion Christian and Muslim! Who designed that? I will stomp his dick until flattened out! EDIT:@rudy, so, do you think jesus have black dick? Ofcourse, I do, padre! Haven't you heard of the crucification? Many people believe that Jesus was clad in boxers prior to it, but that ain't true at all. Jesus was obiviously thrown fully nekked on the cross prior to his termination. The weather was f*ckin sunny so there are quite a few chances that his dick is black! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunner71 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus Christ is David Gilmour, from Pink Floyd. Seriously, search a picture of him when he had bear (I can't post the picture atm). Here is Gilmour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus Christ is David Gilmour, from Pink Floyd. Seriously, search a picture of him when he had bear (I can't post the picture atm). Here is Gilmour So ugly like your black dick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus Christ is David Gilmour, from Pink Floyd. Seriously, search a picture of him when he had bear (I can't post the picture atm). Here is Gilmour So ugly like your black dick! Since when did you start riding black dicks for a living? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) Since i stomp black dick until flattened out EDIT: @Max, So, what do you want? Edited June 1, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3niX Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Well... Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow,What you need is someone strong to guide you... I think that quite fairly sums this up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Since i stomp black dick until flattened out Priceless. Its rare to see original racially motivated threats in this day and age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestaliusDark Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Since i stomp black dick until flattened outEDIT: @Max, So, what do you want? You never make any sense. It's amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) This kid is quite a cyber-bully. He just sent me this.. Hello Rudy, do you know pussy? (Smiley with hat is not drink bear, but soda ) courese I do, as a matter of fact, im talking to one right now. Hey, do you want to sucks penny pussy? edit: moderators, excuse the offtopic post. Edited June 1, 2013 by rudy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DestaliusDark Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 This kid is quite a cyber-bully. He just sent me this.. Hello Rudy, do you know pussy? (Smiley with hat is not drink bear, but soda ) courese I do, as a matter of fact, im talking to one right now. Hey, do you want to sucks penny pussy? edit: moderators, excuse the offtopic post. He should get a medal. OT : I bet some other guy that thinks he's Jesus is confused now. Well, some people would do anything to get money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus has got billion medals, so, he confused what good to give for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sivispacem Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Jesus has got billion medals, so, he confused what good to give for me Do you want to put a sock in it, perhaps? If you want to fill threads full of unintelligible spam, please go do so somewhere else. AMD Ryzen 5900X (4.65GHz All-Core PBO2) | Gigabye X570S Pro | 32GB G-Skill Trident Z RGB 3600MHz CL16 EK-Quantum Reflection D5 | XSPC D5 PWM | TechN/Heatkiller Blocks | HardwareLabs GTS & GTX 360 Radiators Corsair AX750 | Lian Li PC-O11 Dynamic XL | EVGA GeForce RTX2080 XC @2055MHz | Sabrant Rocket Plus 1TB Sabrant Rocket 2TB | Samsung 970 Evo 1TB | 2x ASUS ROG Swift PG279Q | Q Acoustics 2010i | Sabaj A4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKalashnikov Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Only thought about seeing this story the other day and now it's here. Creepy vibes all around, haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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