R* GTA Humor in Hip Hop?

[MMG]

Over the decade hip hop genre has spawned some weird motherf*ckers in our radars such as flava flav, riff raff, 2 chainz, etc

They make incredible club music no doubt

 

But I swear half these rappers are retarded and ratchet as f*ck

ATL rapper Waka Flocka raps about a "rooster in my rari"

That's slang for "There's a throbbing dick in my butt"

 

No homo

 

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Basically some of these rappers are unintentionally trolling which is funny as f*ck imo

 

GTA SA did a great job in capturing this humor with the OG Loc storyline

He was retarded as hell but funny at the same time

 

One of my favorite characters in SA

 

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Do you think it would be a good addition to the game to add rapper humor to GTA V?

 

Snoop Dogg recently changing his name to snoop lion,

They could make a rapper named "Hush Puppy" change his name to "Shut Up Cougar" or something

 

Drizzy Drake could be Sissy Dyke

 

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Anyone else rooting for the return of R* humor in hip hop?

 

Cheers

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[rjmthe2nd]

Ditz Moreefa = Wiz Khalifa

 

KILLOM / KIFFLOM = KILLUMINATI / ILLUMINATI

 

OG Loc = Tupac

 

Bitchi Mirage = Nicki Minaj

 

Lil Wang = Lil Wayne

 

Fake = Drake

 

2 Quarters = 50 Cent

 

P*ssy = Tyga

 

im out of ideas lol

[Leezy810]

Flavor Flav has been around far longer than the last ten years. Public Enemy was one of the most critically acclaimed hip hip groups of the 80s. Flav is just stuck in the 80s lol.

[MMG]

I can see them adding a Rick Ross type a character with a deep ass voice and an addiction to hustling and fried chicken

 

Or maybe they save that for vice city II

[woggleman]

I know about the different universes but it would be funny if Madd Dogg had a reality show where he was married to a surgically enhanced and overly made up white woman. It would sort of be a parody of Ice and Coco.

[DJ_McLovin]

Nicki Minaj = Alien SheWitch

 

Kanye West = Wayne East

 

Souljia Boy = Child Soldier

 

Eminem = Skittles

 

 

Am I doing this right?

[Niick99]

Well seeing that franklin is black, yes there will be hip hop humor. I really hope they put Odd Future in somewhere, that would be so cool and there the only rap I listen to and there from L.A.

 

[MMG]

Well seeing that franklin is black, yes there will be hip hop humor. I really hope they put Odd Future in somewhere, that would be so cool and there the only rap I listen to and there from L.A.

 

Noooooo Odd Future is hipsters music

 

Kendrick Lamar?

He's already featured in the Franklin trailer song with jay rock

[Niick99]

Well seeing that franklin is black, yes there will be hip hop humor. I really hope they put Odd Future in somewhere, that would be so cool and there the only rap I listen to and there from L.A.

 

Noooooo Odd Future is hipsters music

 

Kendrick Lamar?

He's already featured in the Franklin trailer song with jay rock

Well I was just giving my opinion bro, and I like them. Kendrick Lamar is cool too

[BlackNoise]

Noooooo Odd Future is hipsters music

 

 

Not really. Who cares who listens to a certain artist anyways?

[MMG]

No hate tho Tyler's new album was aiite

Just caught me off guard cuz theres plenty mainstream rappers out west

Odd future is like the Nine Inch Nails of rap

[Game2048]

Why not? I like Hip Hop. But most of it, actually, is stupid as f*ck :-)))

[Niick99]

No hate tho Tyler's new album was aiite

Just caught me off guard cuz theres plenty mainstream rappers out west

Odd future is like the Nine Inch Nails of rap

You actually was hatng but its cool. Its like me saying nnooooooo kendrick lamar is hood rap

[BlackNoise]

No hate tho Tyler's new album was aiite

Just caught me off guard cuz theres plenty mainstream rappers out west

Odd future is like the Nine Inch Nails of rap

It's cool, I don't really f*ck with Odd Future anyways except for Earl Sweatshirt and Tyler. Even then, they don't say much I'm interested in. They're weird as f*ck, but I like how they spit, especially Earl. Maybe when they get older they'll actually say something I care about.

 

I agree with you about Kendrick. I actually buy his sh*t, so I would definitely pick him if I had to choose. And I think Odd Future was mentioned because of the humor aspect.

[Niick99]

No hate tho Tyler's new album was aiite

Just caught me off guard cuz theres plenty mainstream rappers out west

Odd future is like the Nine Inch Nails of rap

It's cool, I don't really f*ck with Odd Future anyways except for Earl Sweatshirt and Tyler. Even then, they don't say much I'm interested in. They're weird as f*ck, but I like how they spit, especially Earl. Maybe when they get older they'll actually say something I care about.

 

I agree with you about Kendrick. I actually buy his sh*t, so I would definitely pick him if I had to choose. And I think Odd Future was mentioned because of the humor aspect.

At least u admit youre hating on Odd Future. Listen to their group album Radical, youll see that Earl amd Tyler arent the only ones that can rap. And they talk about problems people my age (19) face everyday

[Patriot_Action]

 

Well seeing that franklin is black, yes there will be hip hop humor.

lolwut

 

So Michael's white and middle-aged...so I guess there will be Eric Clapton references?

 

I will bet many of the people reading this will now Google "Eric Clapton" to find out who he is, and this frightens me.

[Niick99]

Well seeing that franklin is black, yes there will be hip hop humor.

lolwut

 

So Michael's white and middle-aged...so I guess there will be Eric Clapton references?

 

I will bet many of the people reading this will now Google "Eric Clapton" to find out who he is, and this frightens me.

Theres a reason why queen was playing in his trailer. For what reason? We will see

[rsgtafan]

Man. I just hate where rap has gone in the US. It's complete bullsh*t. Everyone is just after the money and fame.

It's about hustling the music. It sounds more pop to me. But hip hop is not dead,

It's just underground. It's because of the suburban and rich american teen's that want

to watch 16 and pregnant and all the other useless crap on mtv, the kind of people

that want something and if they do, they want it now. It's f*cking disgusting how

media has made america nowadays.

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

 

There is my preach of today.

[Patriot_Action]

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

Oh, wow, you want to start nation debates?

[Niick99]

Man. I just hate where rap has gone in the US. It's complete bullsh*t. Everyone is just after the money and fame.

It's about hustling the music. It sounds more pop to me. But hip hop is not dead,

It's just underground. It's because of the suburban and rich american teen's that want

to watch 16 and pregnant and all the other useless crap on mtv, the kind of people

that want something and if they do, they want it now. It's f*cking disgusting how

media has made america nowadays.

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

 

There is my preach of today.

Yea I live in america, and mtv died a long time ago in terms of quality. But GUY CODE is hilarious, and MTV 2 is so underrated

[BlackNoise]

 

At least u admit youre hating on Odd Future. Listen to their group album Radical, youll see that Earl amd Tyler arent the only ones that can rap. And they talk about problems people my age (19) face everyday

I'll check it out. I'm not trying to hate, but I guarantee in 5 years, you might see where I'm coming from. When I was 19 I would've been all in with Odd Future. I still recognize talent, but if they're not saying what I wanna hear, it's harder to listen to on a regular. I love them when I'm blazed though, especially their videos.

 

I mainly listen to Kendrick , J Cole, and Lupe right now. It's probably because they're my age, but I'll check out anybody. I was mainly listening to Rockafella(before they split up) when I was 19.

[Game2048]

 

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

Oh, wow, you want to start nation debates?

USA! USA! USA!

 

'Merica, F*ck Yeah!

[rsgtafan]

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

Oh, wow, you want to start nation debates?

No, actually I don't. I'm just saying what's on my mind, that's all.

[Niick99]

At least u admit youre hating on Odd Future. Listen to their group album Radical, youll see that Earl amd Tyler arent the only ones that can rap. And they talk about problems people my age (19) face everyday

I'll check it out. I'm not trying to hate, but I guarantee in 5 years, you might see where I'm coming from. When I was 19 I would've been all in with Odd Future. I still recognize talent, but if they're not saying what I wanna hear, it's harder to listen to on a regular. I love them when I'm blazed though, especially their videos.

 

I mainly listen to Kendrick , J Cole, and Lupe right now. It's probably because they're my age, but I'll check out anybody. I was mainly listening to Rockafella(before they split up) when I was 19.

Oh forsure, my bad for claiming you were hating on them. But isnt Rockafella a record company? Cuz jay z and kayne still rep rockafella

[MMG]

 

Man. I just hate where rap has gone in the US. It's complete bullsh*t. Everyone is just after the money and fame.

It's about hustling the music. It sounds more pop to me. But hip hop is not dead,

It's just underground. It's because of the suburban and rich american teen's that want

to watch 16 and pregnant and all the other useless crap on mtv, the kind of people

that want something and if they do, they want it now. It's f*cking disgusting how

media has made america nowadays.

I used to want to live in the USA but nowadays I hate that place. Of course everyone is not the same but the majority is.

 

There is my preach of today.

Lmao oh gawd this belongs in the jihad to the infidels thread.

 

It's true rappers are after the money and fame but once you get out of the slums you can't be rapping about clapping ninas and sparking choppas all the time.

 

Hip hop has always been about bragging.

 

If you had 20 bugattis and phantoms in your garage, f*ck yeah you'd be using that line to pick up females

If you get head from a different girl every day, f*ck yeah you'd go tell your friends.

 

However, hip hop isn't the same thing as "gangster rap"

That's why 90s rap and millenial hip hop is so different.

 

Hip hop is music that defines the artists environment.

 

That's why Tupac was a revolutionary hip hop artist.

Sure he bragged about the money and fame, but he didn't leave his roots behind.

He went to Hollywood parties but still broke bread in Crenshaw.

 

If you're from the slums and you made a $100 million rapping, would you buy a house in the ghetto or move to a mansion in Miami?

If I was from the ghetto, f*ck compton, im living classy in miami

It's only human nature bruv

 

Rappers leave their hood and rap about money and bitches.

Thats still hip hop, cuz they're rapping about their true surroundings

Today's rap sounds like pop, but that's just a evolution of hip hop.

 

Tldr hope that made sense friend

Don't hold your breath waiting for the next tupac or nas, its hard to go against human nature

Edited June 1, 2013 by MMG

[Game2048]

One of the funnies things about rap, hip-hop - it's like rappers are saying "look at them, they made millions, how they are successful and how their listeners are not so successful, because they did not earn as much as they have earned".

 

This is so f*cking dumb :-))) They talk all this sh*t to people, who, in fact, made them millionaires.

 

Or rapers with all those chains and jewelery. They look like f*cking stupid monkeys who absolutely have no taste and put on themselves everything that shines

Edited June 1, 2013 by Game2048

[Niick99]

One of the funnies things about rap, hip-hop - it's like rappers say "look at them, they made millions, how they are successful and how their listeners are not so successful, because they did not earn as much as they have earned".

 

This is so f*cking dumb :-))) They talk all this sh*t to people, who, in fact, made them millionaires.

 

Or rapers with all those chains and jewelery. They look like f*cking stupid monkeys who absolutely have no taste and put on themselves everything that shines

And weve found the forum racist everyone, lets give him a round of appualse. Weak minded

[MMG]

One of the funnies things about rap, hip-hop - it's like rappers say "look at them, they made millions, how they are successful and how their listeners are not so successful, because they did not earn as much as they have earned".

 

This is so f*cking dumb :-))) They talk all this sh*t to people, who, in fact, made them millionaires.

 

Or rapers with all chains and jewelery. They look like f*cking stupid monkeys who absolutely have no taste and putting on themselves everything that shines

That's the hip hop culture.

Imagine making it in the industry as a rapper.

 

Your source of income is music, and statistics show that average musicians make very little money.

 

Then there's the people around you disrespecting cuz you're broke.

Females blowing you off cuz people with legit jobs have a more secure future than you.

People saying you will never make it, and you will always be in the ghetto.

 

Then you go platinum and make millions.

 

The jewelry and cars is a statement of "TALK sh*t ABOUT ME NOW"

 

You said I'll starve and die in the hood.

You're making 50k a year as a corporate employee?

I just bought my supermodel girlfriend a 50k handbag bitch!

My shirt cost more than what you make in a year!

 

Rappers aren't dissing the listeners.

They are telling a story and talking sh*t to all the "haters" that doubted

 

That's just the culture

[Game2048]

 

One of the funnies things about rap, hip-hop - it's like rappers say "look at them, they made millions, how they are successful and how their listeners are not so successful, because they did not earn as much as they have earned".

 

This is so f*cking dumb :-))) They talk all this sh*t to people, who, in fact, made them millionaires.

 

Or rapers with all those chains and jewelery. They look like f*cking stupid monkeys who absolutely have no taste and put on themselves everything that shines

And weve found the forum racist everyone, lets give him a round of appualse. Weak minded

Yeah, I know that you're completely inadequate in your America with all this tolerance bullsh*t.

 

And often it goes to complete idiocy

 

The difference is that my country never made slaves from black people. And I strongly dislike racism, I think that it's very primitive and dumb thing.

 

But I can call black man a ni**er - not because I'm racist. But because in my country this word doesn't contains racist meaning as it contains in your country. In my country, and in most of all other countries, ni**er means a black man. Nothing more, nothing less.

 

As for my statement - I didn't say that all Black people look like monkeys. I said that many rappers look like monkeys

Edited June 1, 2013 by Game2048

[BlackNoise]

Oh forsure, my bad for claiming you were hating on them. But isnt Rockafella a record company? Cuz jay z and kayne still rep rockafella

Yeah it's a record company, but they use to rep it like it was a group. There use to be a lot of artists before Jay Z became the president of Def Jam and took the label for himself. Back in these days...