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aStiffSausage

Could also be matter of several factors combined, making the erection less intense causing the penis be smaller than usually but still stiff. Could be changes that happen during puberty which are doing that, or something unhealthy you are doing. Try to get some bad habits out, smoking, eating junk food or anything similar.

 

Oh, and preferrably change your masturbating habits. Even once in a day is much, and I know how hard it can be controlling yourself during puberty when speaking about this touchy subject, but try to handle yourself a bit better.

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You could go to Embarrassing Bodies? lol.gifbarf8bd.gif

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Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic! angry.gif

EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! lol.gif

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Bernard Jazz
Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body.

 

Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you.

A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful.

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RomansMoobs

I f*cking tapped out reading this thread.

 

This is why this is the greatest forum on the internet.

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LittleBlueTroll
Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body.

 

Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you.

A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful.

Haha good heads up for the OP there. Heed this warning.

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Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Are you crazy? Stick it on vacuum? Your dick has been sucks after you stick it on vacuum and on it

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Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body.

 

Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you.

A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful.

biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif!

 

Hahahahahahah! Best. Advice. Ever!

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Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body.

 

Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you.

A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful.

biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif!

 

Hahahahahahah! Best. Advice. Ever!

Or the best way to die? sarcasm.gif

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ExtremoMania
Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

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Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! >:(

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Garfield 2
It's almost an inch smaller

So it's now 0 inches.

Lol'd.

 

How can a penis shrink outta nowhere? You sure your hands didn't just get bigger? Growth spurt, perhaps? lol.gif You mess.

Usually cigarettes. That was the reason for mine anyway. (Although not by a whole f*cking inch)

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Aren't you too young to be lifting weights? I remember all my doctors saying that you shouldn't be working out until 17~18 or until you stop to grow up.

 

I don't know if it affects your penis size, but you should wait some more years to lift weight. Go practice a sport, it's much better for a guy at your age.

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AKalashnikov

 

Aren't you too young to be lifting weights? I remember all my doctors saying that you shouldn't be working out until 17~18 or until you stop to grow up.

 

I don't know if it affects your penis size, but you should wait some more years to lift weight. Go practice a sport, it's much better for a guy at your age.

As long as you don't lift too heavy it's generally all good. No more than your body weight anyway. We have to pick things up in daily life everyday anyway and that doesn't seem to hinder growth patterns.

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LittleBlueTroll
Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! >:(

Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor.

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Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! >:(

Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor.

Are you female?

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LittleBlueTroll
Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! >:(

Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor.

Are you female?

Well i wasn't last time i looked. Let me have a quick check *Hand goes down pants* Nope, not a woman.

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Brown Sugar
Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic! angry.gif

EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! lol.gif

best post in this thread so far.

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Have you looked at a picture of Rosie O'Donnell recently? Usually that will make your penis shrink an inch or two and it'll stay like that for 2 days, don't believe me? Measure your penis then, Look at a picture of her then measure your penis again.

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Stick it in a vacuum. tounge.gif

Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. lol.gif

Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! >:(

Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor.

Are you female?

Well i wasn't last time i looked. Let me have a quick check *Hand goes down pants* Nope, not a woman.

Lol, your avatar is really fun! Look at weird girl dance in front of man and man's head was collide with girls thigh tounge.gif

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Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic!  angry.gif

EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! lol.gif

best post in this thread so far.

Want more long even 10 metres? Don't worry, shaky it for 12 hours and you will got it tounge.giflol.gif

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Vercetti27

maybe when you first measured it, you were on the centimeter side of the ruler, second time on the inches?

 

you sound a bit stupid so it is a possibility. remember, different units = different measurements.

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you sound a bit stupid so it is a possibility.

That made me laugh pretty hard xD. Nice blunt observation.

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Chris Fromage
Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect.

Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times?

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Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect.

Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times?

Is there world record longest penis? wow.gif

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Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect.

Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times?

Is there world record longest penis? wow.gif

Of course! 15 Inches by some Russian dude, AFAIK.

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Moonshield

Nobody cares about the size of your sh*t.

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