aStiffSausage Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Could also be matter of several factors combined, making the erection less intense causing the penis be smaller than usually but still stiff. Could be changes that happen during puberty which are doing that, or something unhealthy you are doing. Try to get some bad habits out, smoking, eating junk food or anything similar. Oh, and preferrably change your masturbating habits. Even once in a day is much, and I know how hard it can be controlling yourself during puberty when speaking about this touchy subject, but try to handle yourself a bit better. Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You could go to Embarrassing Bodies? Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic! EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! Edited May 31, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernard Jazz Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body. Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you. A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RomansMoobs Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I f*cking tapped out reading this thread. This is why this is the greatest forum on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullworthAcademy Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body. Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you. A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful. Haha good heads up for the OP there. Heed this warning. Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Are you crazy? Stick it on vacuum? Your dick has been sucks after you stick it on vacuum and on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body. Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you. A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful. ! Hahahahahahah! Best. Advice. Ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body. Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you. A lot of vacuums use blades to create suction, this shouldn't pose a problem initially but after weeks of use you'll have to be extremely careful. ! Hahahahahahah! Best. Advice. Ever! Or the best way to die? Edited May 31, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Finn 7 five 11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garfield 2 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 It's almost an inch smaller So it's now 0 inches. Lol'd. How can a penis shrink outta nowhere? You sure your hands didn't just get bigger? Growth spurt, perhaps? You mess. Usually cigarettes. That was the reason for mine anyway. (Although not by a whole f*cking inch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eagles Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Aren't you too young to be lifting weights? I remember all my doctors saying that you shouldn't be working out until 17~18 or until you stop to grow up. I don't know if it affects your penis size, but you should wait some more years to lift weight. Go practice a sport, it's much better for a guy at your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKalashnikov Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Aren't you too young to be lifting weights? I remember all my doctors saying that you shouldn't be working out until 17~18 or until you stop to grow up. I don't know if it affects your penis size, but you should wait some more years to lift weight. Go practice a sport, it's much better for a guy at your age. As long as you don't lift too heavy it's generally all good. No more than your body weight anyway. We have to pick things up in daily life everyday anyway and that doesn't seem to hinder growth patterns. Edited May 31, 2013 by AKalashnikov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! > Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! > Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor. Are you female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! > Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor. Are you female? Well i wasn't last time i looked. Let me have a quick check *Hand goes down pants* Nope, not a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sugar Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic! EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! best post in this thread so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Have you looked at a picture of Rosie O'Donnell recently? Usually that will make your penis shrink an inch or two and it'll stay like that for 2 days, don't believe me? Measure your penis then, Look at a picture of her then measure your penis again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 (edited) Stick it in a vacuum. Or replace your penis to a vacuum cleaner, that would s*ck alot better. Ah, sh*t! Please stop suck dick to vacuum cleaner, its make your dick crazy! > Check lost property, see if anyone has handed in your sense of humor. Are you female? Well i wasn't last time i looked. Let me have a quick check *Hand goes down pants* Nope, not a woman. Lol, your avatar is really fun! Look at weird girl dance in front of man and man's head was collide with girls thigh Edited May 31, 2013 by Rizqan7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Ah, sh*t, my eyes going burning if i read this hot topic! EDIT: Better you hold on your penis and shaky it for several hours, i hope it make your penis long even 5 metres! best post in this thread so far. Want more long even 10 metres? Don't worry, shaky it for 12 hours and you will got it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 maybe when you first measured it, you were on the centimeter side of the ruler, second time on the inches? you sound a bit stupid so it is a possibility. remember, different units = different measurements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shenmue18 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 you sound a bit stupid so it is a possibility. That made me laugh pretty hard xD. Nice blunt observation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Fromage Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect. Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizqan7 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect. Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times? Is there world record longest penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lol232 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect. Why don't we try to break the world-record? 42 times? Is there world record longest penis? Of course! 15 Inches by some Russian dude, AFAIK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Wolf Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 So how big is it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i can help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Nobody cares about the size of your sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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