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DrDucky
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My penis is shorter than it was before. It's almost an inch smaller but I don't know what it is. The only things I've been doing recently is jacking off 2 or 3 times a day, lifting weights every day, & eating more. Btw I'm only 14, please help if you can.

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Is it cold in your room? That's the only reason I can think of.

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The only things I've been doing recently is jacking off 2 or 3 times a day,

Whoa, that's too much man! Easy!

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TonyZimmzy
It's almost an inch smaller

So it's now 0 inches.

Lol'd.

 

How can a penis shrink outta nowhere? You sure your hands didn't just get bigger? Growth spurt, perhaps? lol.gif You mess.

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Only 2-3 times a day? That's not enough dude, you need to bump that up to at least 8 times. Your penis is shrinking due to neglect.

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t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

I don't think the whole "masturbating 2 to 3 times a day" thing is making it shrink. I used to jerk it that often and I swear that made it stretch out some.

 

You said that you lift weights. Are you regularly using steroids and/or drink energy drinks? Maybe that could be it? Or maybe you're eating so much food that the fat around your penis is slowly expanding, making it appear smaller.

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I've heard smoking can shrink your penis.

Do you smoke? Or maybe you're a passive smoker. Do your parents or someone you spend time with smoke?

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It could be a result of LGR, a medical condition that can partially or totally realign a persons gender, which in most cases tends to kick in at around the age of puberty. Pretty f*cking rare though so if you have that, bad luck. Unless you secretly always wanted to be a girl, in which case, grats!

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Hah! it ain't no biggie, dude!

 

Just tie your dick to a door knob and try slamming the door shut..

 

Or tie your dick to the waist of a sprinter and have him/her sprint around the field..

 

....But hey, you should go for a woman sprinter, in your case. You know it might help givin' a boner or something like that.

 

I bet you'd have a huge dick by now if you have tried any one of the above methods. And don't lay the blame on me if you get a Elephantiasis dick.

 

 

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SheHePaedo

Yikes I hope "SoftSecret" doesn't see this thread ph34r.gif

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Probably the weight lifting causing blood restriction, most likely from increased muscle mass. Your boner size is dependent on how much blood can flow to it. Have your doctor check you for high blood pressure and your circulation and stuff.

QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration!

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Capricornus

LMFAO. Eat some raw broccoli and you'll be back to those glorious 3 inches in no time.

 

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Have Mercy

Are you sure what you had before was a dick? What if it was extra skin spurting liquids when you squeeze it. Then it mended and now you have less of it..

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How the hell does a penis just shrink? You sure your dog hasn't been chewing on it or something? It's not just the cold?

 

Go have a read through some of Typhus' old posts before he mellowed out. That'll put some lead in your pencil.

 

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When I was fourteen my penis would spin around every time I touched shower water. That might have something to do with it for you. Maybe you're seeing the bottom, and an inch disappears when the rest of the skin twists up under the pubic area.

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When I was fourteen my penis would spin around every time I touched shower water. That might have something to do with it for you. Maybe you're seeing the bottom, and an inch disappears when the rest of the skin twists up under the pubic area.

Man, you have some f*cking strange genitalia.

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Wolf of Badenoch
When I was fourteen my penis would spin around every time I touched shower water. That might have something to do with it for you. Maybe you're seeing the bottom, and an inch disappears when the rest of the skin twists up under the pubic area.

Man, you have some f*cking strange genitalia.

That's putting it lightly.

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ExtremoMania
Did you recently convert to Judaism?

lol.gif How can religion affect the size of your penis.

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AKalashnikov
Did you recently convert to Judaism?

lol.gif How can religion affect the size of your penis.

Don't want to be the one to tell you about Jews and their foreskins.

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Finn 7 five 11

You have penis shrinking syndrome it sounds like, it's quite an unheard of thing, obviously people are unwilling to talk about it. Generally it happens to older men, but some people it starts very young, once it begins there is a rapid decrease in penis size for about 3-4months, you will lose a few inches, but it should stop at some point, you'll still be able to masturbate and have coitus, but you'll need to find someone that will accept you for your...size. It can get pretty small.

 

It happened to a cousin of mine, true story.

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My penis is shorter than it was before. It's almost an inch smaller but I don't know what it is. The only things I've been doing recently is jacking off 2 or 3 times a day, lifting weights every day, & eating more. Btw I'm only 14, please help if you can.

Have you been taking steroids again, Brucie?

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Did you measure it beforehand?

 

Just out of interest, but what's the average penis size?

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LittleBlueTroll

Stick your dick in the hoover (Vacuum cleaner) Let it suck your penis in then slowly try and stretch your penis out, by gently easing the pipe of the hoover away from your body.

 

Do this everyday for a month. By the time your finished Ron Jeremy won't have sh*t on you.

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