Fatty Roman Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hello all, I'm gonna come right out and say it. My name is Jordan and I'm a dirty troll. I joined in December 2012 under the name Jordan_Philip. I started out as a normal member just like you. The only section I ever really visited was the V section. I posted a reply here and there, a couple pictures, and maybe some polls. But the life of a regular member eventually got stale. So last month I created this account, Fatty Roman, and started trolling. I hate to say it but it was so much fun. I never insulted anyone or spammed with nude images or ever even cursed. In fact I always stayed just within the rules. My troll MO was posting topics and replys that would just boggle peoples minds. And I would always state "I think everyone would agree" or "the community thinks that" or "i think i speak or everyone when". They would get so pissed but there was nothing they could do because I wasnt breaking any rules. I would even go so far as get into arguements between my troll account and my real account, Jordan_Philip, so it would seem like my real account had nothing to do with it. But eventually it caught up with me and the moderators figured out that both accounts were ran by the same person. So they banned me. I was devestated. I was attempting to refresh the page and boom! That dreaded window popped up. I couldnt believe it. Me? Banned? Say it aint so! The real cherry on top was when I realized that instead of banning my troll acxount they banned my real account! Now I am stuck in troll purgatory. Nobody believes a word I say because all they remember is all the times "Fatty Roman" trolled them. I pleaded with forum leader Adriaan to ban this account instead but the hammer had already dropped. Now I am stuck in the twilight zone of being a troll. If I could teach this great community anything it would be this - dont be a troll. Dont create a second account. Be true to your real accout. I am deeply sorry for anyone caught in the wake of the Fatty Roman troll posts. Check out my recent posts if you want to see what in talking about. Now...... How to i get my original account un banned? Is it permanent? How long must I suffer?!?!? Shah Sam 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secura Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hah! Nope you're stuck with this account for a reason my friend, oh and personally I think this topic'd fit much better in the GTA Network Support section. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Your "troll account" is a month and five days old, get over yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Roman Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Your "troll account" is a month and five days old, get over yourself. Yes but my real accout was older and better and i miss it so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Your "troll account" is a month and five days old, get over yourself. Yes but my real accout was older and better and i miss it so much My point being that you couldn't have done much damage in a month (or much greatness in half a year). Your still young, and can turn yourself around pretty easily. Besides, it's just an online forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Yes but my real accout was older and better and i miss it so much I'll quote the rules of this very forum. Never open multiple accounts, unless you have a legit reason. Members found using multiple accounts to abuse the forums will be taken care of appropriately. Firstly, you didn't have a legit reason to open another account, so you were dealt with accordingly. The Mods will not unban your previous account because it was older and better and you miss it so much. Staff don't unban accounts even if you requested it to be banned. You're lucky to still have a place in this forum dude so just learn with this account. Many have been permanently banned for less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Now...... How to i get my original account un banned? Is it permanent? How long must I suffer?!?!? Your previous account is permanently banned. The fact that you didn't have a legit reason to create another account makes the chances that you get back your old account zero. You should be glad that not both accounts are banned. You are stuck with the Fatty Roman account so it's the best to stop with the troll posts. You should be fine then. GTAForums Crew Chat Thread - The Sharks Chat Thread - Leone Family Mafia Chat Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Something smells burnt. Wait, bant. That's it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Roman Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Your "troll account" is a month and five days old, get over yourself. Yes but my real accout was older and better and i miss it so much My point being that you couldn't have done much damage in a month (or much greatness in half a year). Your still young, and can turn yourself around pretty easily. Besides, it's just an online forum. No im pretty sure everybody hates fatty roman in the V forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
universetwisters Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Rule 1 of trolling - never admit you're trolling. Mein Gott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red XIII Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Troll purgatory? lol "Sometimes when people die, they can't quite accept what has happened to them. And so before they reach the afterlife, they go to a place called "purgatory." It is a temporary plane of existence. It's neither heaven, nor hell. Purgatory is like... being on an airplane that's waiting to take off, but you're still sitting at the gate. And even though the plane isn't taking off, they won't let you back off the plane. And you can't get up to go to the bathroom, because you're on an active runway. All these dead celebrities are sittin' on the plane waiting and wantin' to move on, but for whatever reason, they are stuck without any information, even from the pilot, how much longer it's going to be, and it's taking forever. And they aren't serving any drinks yet. It's like, a terrifying limbo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA_stu Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Sorry fatty, that's the way it goes. You're lucky you have this account, you could have been banned altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 No im pretty sure everybody hates fatty roman in the V forum Well the only other thing I guess you can do now is to make another account and ask the staff members to ban this one. But don't tell anyone what your new account is nor tell people when you made it, then you should technically get a clean start again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmagmaLak Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Why not just keep the account you're using now that clearly isn't banned?...Yet. Or failing that, sell your story to the media. Get a campaign going and maybe some funding. Start a worldwide appeal to get your account back. Or failing that, pay Tank 120,000,000 Yen. And see if he can pull some strings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Wolf Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 No im pretty sure everybody hates fatty roman in the V forum Well the only other thing I guess you can do now is to make another account and ask the staff members to ban this one. But don't tell anyone what your new account is nor tell people when you made it, then you should technically get a clean start again. That ain't the way to go really, take my advice and make a change rather than cover it up with lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secura Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) No im pretty sure everybody hates fatty roman in the V forum Well the only other thing I guess you can do now is to make another account and ask the staff members to ban this one. But don't tell anyone what your new account is nor tell people when you made it, then you should technically get a clean start again. That ain't the way to go really, take my advice and make a change rather than cover it up with lies Hi Celestial! Everyone knows. Edited May 30, 2013 by Lightning Strike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Wolf Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hi Celestiali! Everyone knows. *Celestail And hi there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I cucked Alex Jones Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) How to get unbanned: Suck Waddy's dick. Edited May 30, 2013 by Nipperkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I have two acounts one was made before i switched to this but what bombing my mind is that my old one is still unbanned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Roman Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hi Celestiali! Everyone knows. *Celestail And hi there Did you used to be a troll too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secura Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hi Celestiali! Everyone knows. *Celestail And hi there Did you used to be a troll too? Hah, his superiority complex and racist attitude leave a lot to be desired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Foley Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I have two acounts one was made before i switched to this but what bombing my mind is that my old one is still unbanned. Now it will Lol, why bring this out in the public? I have had past accounts and no one knows who I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) Epic Fail. I feel sorry for your account. (It was a history, remember Steak Topic where you were saying its retarded and we started a war with you?) I know how it is when you get banned. The only way where you can be a troll and get away with it is trolling in V section and seriously contributing to other sections. BTW can you upload a screen of how banned account looks like? I always wanted to see how it looks like without getting banned myself. Edited May 30, 2013 by WildBrick142 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Wolf Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 And hi there Did you used to be a troll too? No. @Lightning Strike i ain't racist so don't attempt to cause trouble as you do @Sgt. Foley careful what you say, don't want the FBI to come snooping around again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeSpeed1911 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I have two acounts one was made before i switched to this but what bombing my mind is that my old one is still unbanned. Now it will Lol, why bring this out in the public? I have had past accounts and no one knows who I am now. The reason i said this here is because I asked one of the mods to ban it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 There are places for trolling, you should try /b/. As for this, well, if you hadn't publicly announced you used to be a troll, only the V forums would remember. Now you have, you might have a tougher time getting de-ostracised. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatty Roman Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Epic Fail. I feel sorry for your account. (It was a history, remember Steak Topic where you were saying its retarded and we started a war with you?) I know how it is when you get banned. The only way where you can be a troll and get away with it is trolling in V section and seriously contributing to other sections. BTW can you upload a screen of how banned account looks like? I always wanted to see how it looks like without getting banned myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guib Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Who cares, it is just an account on a internet forum. It is not like you have a personality disorder and the bad half killed the good half. Besides the V forums are all horny 12-year-olds, they only care about V anyway, they don't pay attention to your past... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildBrick142 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Epic Fail. I feel sorry for your account. (It was a history, remember Steak Topic where you were saying its retarded and we started a war with you?) I know how it is when you get banned. The only way where you can be a troll and get away with it is trolling in V section and seriously contributing to other sections. BTW can you upload a screen of how banned account looks like? I always wanted to see how it looks like without getting banned myself. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We made you aware of the fact we figured out you have two accounts, and gave you a warning. Creating a duplicate account to troll is actually against the rules (actually, they're both separate offenses), and often results in banning. Instead, I only gave you a warning. But despite that warning before, today you decided to create a troll thread with your old account! Why? That was the last account you trolled with, after your warning about trolling, so that's why it was banned! If you play with fire... ... but I think you should consider yourself lucky. Even after creating your third troll account today (!?), I still let you roam around, Fatty Roman . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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