NeuroticAxeMan Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I want more variety. There of course will be the classic trashy street girls: strung out looking, crackheads, fatties. However there should also be some higher end tail available, that can only be contacted through your phone or the internet. I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. Then there can be risks aswell... maybe the girl will pull out of the ride and run away once you give the cash... or maybe her pimp comes out of nowhere and starts swinging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. I can guarantee you that R* won't do that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot_Action Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. No. Hot Coffee 2013? No thank you. I remember "sex mini-games" in the God of War series (I forget which games). Corniest thing ever, felt like it was merely pandering to hypersexual 14 year olds. That was on top of walking into a pair of boobs every 10 minutes. Edited May 30, 2013 by Patriot_Action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stranger44 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. I can guarantee you that R* won't do that again. Hot Coffee = Adults Only Doing what you're asking for would put GTA V in the same category as pornography which means most places won't even sell it. Edited May 30, 2013 by stranger44 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maverick152 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 well having higher end escorts would fit right in with the money system and the rich lifestyle of michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aly Zaroon Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Forget it they are useless unless they put kinect to f*ck it then i think we'll need to buy more pillows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Forget it they are useless unless they put kinect to f*ck it then i think we'll need to buy more pillows That reminds me of what this one guy said should be in the Special Edition of GTA V (before it was announced) "a fleshlight with the V logo on it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wendtcod Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Id like to see undercover cop hookers, cops roll around the corner right when you pick her up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Makaveli Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Really? sex being a mini game is really unnecessary.. what pleasure would you get out of f*cking virtual animated bitches? There's always animated porn if your into that weird sh*t. I don't think R* will put much work into that part of the game so they can have more space to add things that will actually matter in-game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niick99 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Really? sex being a mini game is really unnecessary.. what pleasure would you get out of f*cking virtual animated bitches? There's always animated porn if your into that weird sh*t. I don't think R* will put much work into that part of the game so they can have more space to add things that will actually matter in-game. Exactly! Go get some real pussy, its not that hard if you put effort in and it feels like sunshine for your cock when youre in hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gzam1312 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Well, the mind is the biggest erogenous zone so I suppose more could be done in this area to make the game more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poklane Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Threesomes, please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RSoha Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 This thread is so.... Bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGpurp Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 f*cking creeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyAssTrevorV Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'm sure the game will have the same sex animations from 4, most were happy with that. I'm also guessing the strippers will still have the black taped nipples so the game doesn't get bombarded with more criticism from politicians and angry moms. It's gonna get enough hate for the violence and cop killing alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tuna Taco Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. I can guarantee you that R* won't do that again. OF course they will have prostitution? xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antisatan7 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 It could be fun, just imagine you get more out of it than just watching animated people have sex. Imagine if it was like stepping up to an arcade game. You simply pick up a hooker find a suitable place for the deed, the screen fades black then there's a tunnel with a light at the end. You then realize you are one of the protagonists sperm (the sperm's personality and special abilities depend upon what protagonist the sperm belongs to) fighting your way through a condom or not depending on whether the woman has gotten her fallopian tubes tied (this would depend on what difficulty you choose, which would depend on what hooker you choose) The mini-game would be something like the game Super Stardust ( ) except you are fighting the other sperms and diseases and what not. Or perhaps based off Urban Trials ( ) except you jump around on your sperm tail in a kinda obstacle environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
growsinwater Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Would be nice to actually be able to pimp hoes in this game for extra cash for once. We do everything else illegal so pimping would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zainzombie Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. No. Hot Coffee 2013? No thank you. I remember "sex mini-games" in the God of War series (I forget which games). Corniest thing ever, felt like it was merely pandering to hypersexual 14 year olds. That was on top of walking into a pair of boobs every 10 minutes. Haha yea, It was GOW 2.. and GOW 3 also had with a Goddess. I had to make sure I was alone when playing GOW. On topic, I'm pretty sure there will not be any mini games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard1997jones Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 IV reached the limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokrie Dela Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Threesomes, please! actually, you've got a point. Why can't we hire two prostitutes at the same time? Something I could see Trevor doing tbh. Full on interactive sex? R* won't do it, i dont want it. I've got one of these strange things for that, it's called a girlfriend. They're expensive though. The limit i think is rockstar showing some softcore sex, like they did in RDR. That's the most they'll go i think. WE've all seen the pic of the stripper who appears naked right? Well i don't think she is. Pasties, because, tbh, R* haven't got the bollocks to put nudity like that in GTA V. So i expect the same as Iv - a hooker in your car "miming" a blowjob/handjob/sex. That's it. TBH i think that's all we need. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Click here to view my Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) I want more variety. There of course will be the classic trashy street girls: strung out looking, crackheads, fatties. However there should also be some higher end tail available, that can only be contacted through your phone or the internet. I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. Then there can be risks aswell... maybe the girl will pull out of the ride and run away once you give the cash... or maybe her pimp comes out of nowhere and starts swinging. Not feeling the minigame idea but I agree with the bold. I think they could go a little deeper into this aspect like 3 types of prostitutes with pros and cons to them. 1) Crackhead hookers - cheapest of the 3, 10% health boost, unattractive and dirty, can easily be found in every bad area and are the easiest to get because more often than not they will approach you and offer services. You also can take them anywhere on the map and they will perform services anywhere such as parked on a dark street, alleyways, hotels, etc. They don't have pimps so if you treat them wrong nobody cares. 2) Average hookers- average price, 30% health boost, attractive but still hood and wear trashy attire such as fishnets, miniskirts, etc, can only be found on certain streets. They wont approach you. You must honk at them like in IV. You cannot take them too far away from their spot. If you do they will refuse service or the pimp will come after you. If you treat them wrong "sometimes" the pimp and maybe a few goons will come after you. 3) Top notch hookers - high priced, 50% health boost, very attractive and wear high priced clothes so they don't look like hookers. Cannot be found on the streets. They can only be reached via the internet (basically they are escorts). You hire them and then go pick them up. You can take them anywhere on the map but they will not perform services on dark streets or alleyways. You must take them to a hotel or your safehouse. Treat these girls wrong and the service will ALWAYS send high priced hitmen to come get you. On top of this they could randomly come with side missions like the crackhead hooker could ask for a ride to her dealer like the chick in IV or offering info on a drug dealer to rob. The average hooker could come with pimp problems resulting in you having to kill the pimp. Also some of these girls could try to set you up wether it be thugs she knows wo come try to jack you or the cops where as soon as you pay the cops come out of nowhere and try to arrest you. None of this is necessary. Jus trying to think to a way to add more to it. I never used this feature in IV but if they come with stuff like this in V then I would. I think the random side missions and possible risks would be fun. Edited May 31, 2013 by BumpyJohnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dope_0110 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Guy above me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Justice Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 The same as IV but with a fourth option to just sit in the car and cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Really? sex being a mini game is really unnecessary.. what pleasure would you get out of f*cking virtual animated bitches? There's always animated porn if your into that weird sh*t. I don't think R* will put much work into that part of the game so they can have more space to add things that will actually matter in-game. This, the only reason I can think of is that having a sex mini game (for whatever reason) gets you off, GTA V is not this kind of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceHigh11 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I also want more interactivity. The sex should be a mini game. No. Hot Coffee 2013? No thank you. I remember "sex mini-games" in the God of War series (I forget which games). Corniest thing ever, felt like it was merely pandering to hypersexual 14 year olds. That was on top of walking into a pair of boobs every 10 minutes. God of War III! I remember that! Quick time prompt sex mini-game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamalG Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 clearly sex mini game isnt needed, but updated hooker system similar to IV but also with high end prostitutes would be really dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z06z33 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Threesomes, please! actually, you've got a point. Why can't we hire two prostitutes at the same time? Something I could see Trevor doing tbh. Full on interactive sex? R* won't do it, i dont want it. I've got one of these strange things for that, it's called a girlfriend. They're expensive though. The limit i think is rockstar showing some softcore sex, like they did in RDR. That's the most they'll go i think. WE've all seen the pic of the stripper who appears naked right? Well i don't think she is. Pasties, because, tbh, R* haven't got the bollocks to put nudity like that in GTA V. So i expect the same as Iv - a hooker in your car "miming" a blowjob/handjob/sex. That's it. TBH i think that's all we need. Its weird that they don't I mean Max Payne 3 showed NIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chop chop Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 There should be instances where you sleep with a hooker and then wake up with money missing etc.. if you choose to bring her back to a motel or hotel or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antisatan7 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 It could be fun, just imagine you get more out of it than just watching animated people have sex. Imagine if it was like stepping up to an arcade game. You simply pick up a hooker find a suitable place for the deed, the screen fades black then there's a tunnel with a light at the end. You then realize you are one of the protagonists sperm (the sperm's personality and special abilities depend upon what protagonist the sperm belongs to) fighting your way through a condom or not depending on whether the woman has gotten her fallopian tubes tied (this would depend on what difficulty you choose, which would depend on what hooker you choose) The mini-game would be something like the game Super Stardust ( ) except you are fighting the other sperms and diseases and what not. Or perhaps based off Urban Trials ( ) except you jump around on your sperm tail in a kinda obstacle environment. Brilliant solution I'd say. Yet, none have anything to say about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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