EvilFuture Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I decided to make this thread because of the pure asshat I made of myself a minute ago. Basically, it is really f*cking hot right now where I live, and my mom didn't want to turn the air on, so I went to plug my fan in. Well, I started to plug it in and it wouldn't go in. I was like "what the hell" so I tried to plug it in again. It STILL wouldn't go in. I was so frustrated and looked at the plug. It's like my mind f*cking distorted the sh*t to make it look like the metal part was bent. So, I bent it back to "normal" and went to plug it in again. Nothing. Then, the sudden realization of "Hey dickwad, you're plugging it in the wrong way" came to my mind. I flipped it around and it plugged in perfectly. It was instantly a facepalm moment. Anyway, what is some of your facepalm moments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sometimes, I'll be looking for my phone/glasses, only to have them in/on my hand/head, respectively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
na89340qv0n34b09q340 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 A few years ago my sisters and I went to stay with family in another state. When we were packing up and getting ready to go to the airport to fly back home I had each of us sign a thank you card. I had recently read something about tipping your hosts, so I left five bucks with the card. Five bucks for two weeks, with close family. I felt like such an asshole after that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtremoMania Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Whenever your bored actually, and not thinking anything about what to do, you facepalm right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stryfaar Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I don't usually do facepalms .. but when I do, it's during a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Whenever your bored actually, and not thinking anything about what to do, you facepalm right? Nope, I'd rather masturbate. I once facepalm'd the sh*t out of my face when the 2 hour prono, which I downloaded by wasting enormous amount of data, featured a woman with saggy tits. /facepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sometimes, I'll be looking for my phone/glasses, only to have them in/on my hand/head, respectively. Similarly, I always wonder what the time is, so I look at my watch only to forget the time almost instantly after I look away. Anyone else do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceRay Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sometimes, I'll be looking for my phone/glasses, only to have them in/on my hand/head, respectively. Similarly, I always wonder what the time is, so I look at my watch only to forget the time almost instantly after I look away. Anyone else do that? Heh, yeah, I've done a couple of times, not too often though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DODI3OG Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) I wanted to bang my girlfriend and she didn't let me in her house 'cause her brothers were in. Edited May 29, 2013 by DODI3OG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acehilm Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I don't usually do facepalms .. but when I do, it's during a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 When my mum tries to use Google. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Fromage Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 When my mum tries to use Google. We got a winner Anyways, The 'best' facepalm moment I had, was years ago when a girl next to me during chemistry asked (while looking at a model of an He atom): "Does each planet not have his own route around the sun...? Then why are there 2 on this one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Internet went down and it's registered in my dad's name, so I asked him for the username and password, to which he shrugged. How can you not know your own username and password to the internet. I had to phone Virgin media, pretend to be him, and get the sh*t sent out via post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Armageddon(Temp) Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Search things which I do not get even after trying very hard almost for hours, later to find it in my own Pocket. /facepalm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Sometimes, I'll be looking for my phone/glasses, only to have them in/on my hand/head, respectively. Similarly, I always wonder what the time is, so I look at my watch only to forget the time almost instantly after I look away. Anyone else do that? Heh, yeah, I've done a couple of times, not too often though. Yea that happens to me as well. Its usually because I only take a quick glance at my watch to avoid looking like a tool that can't read a watch, which ironically requires me to take a second, longer look. Something similar also happens in Texas Hold 'Em. I'll take a good look at my hole cards, only to forget the suite (and sometimes even the card value) a moment later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Wolf Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I looked at my post count then i looked at my join date and there it was... a facepalm But way before that at the time Zee got banned well that was just the most epic facepalm i ever had Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingsickness Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Whenever I engage in a whose better Michael, Trevor, Franklin debate in the V section. I should know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 When I seen a 'New Nerf Gun' topic, I facepalmed myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderSt0rm Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I facepalm when i see a grammar nazi doing a grammatical mistake while the other one tries to correct the mistake but still makes a mistake and so the never ending cycle begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti27 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I facepalm when i see a grammar nazi doing a grammatical mistake while the other one tries to correct the mistake but still makes a mistake and so the never ending cycle begins. making a mistake, making. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Not long ago, I went to the truck stop to go for some coffee, crisps & the little boys room and when I came back I didn't see the truck anywhere, until 10mins later I found out I was staring at it all of the time .... I was a idiot running around at 11pm at night looking for a 40ft long truck.. I mean..how hard can it be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrrhic Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 When I was younger and first got a PS3 my mum thought the reason that I couldn't save (because of where I was up to in JC2) was because I didn't have a memory card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I facepalm when i see a grammar nazi doing a grammatical mistake while the other one tries to correct the mistake but still makes a mistake and so the never ending cycle begins. making a mistake, making. You're supposed to capitalize the M since it begins your sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Algonquin Assassin Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Last week for a mathematics assignment I was doing for uni I was trying to apply the quadratic formula to this co-ordinate geometry question. I knew what the answer was (because I graphed the function). Despite having the correct method the answer I got on my calculator was not the one I wanted. After 30 minutes or so of wanting to shove my fist through my face I realised it was the square rooted answer divided by the denominator whereas as I was doing it all in one go. Actually I find alot of university work to be like that. You spend forever trying to work it out and it ends up being a very simple fix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 Last week for a mathematics assignment I was doing for uni I was trying to apply the quadratic formula to this co-ordinate geometry question. I knew what the answer was (because I graphed the function). Despite having the correct method the answer I got on my calculator was not the one I wanted. After 30 minutes or so of wanting to shove my fist through my face I realised it was the square rooted answer divided by the denominator whereas as I was doing it all in one go. Actually I find alot of university work to be like that. You spend forever trying to work it out and it ends up being a very simple fix. Dude... that stuff is like Spanish to me lol I barely passed math this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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