Would You Give Up Mastubation for a year to have V

[DeeDeeWGFA]

I don't masturbate, don't need to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I call bullsh*t.

It's true, I do it for him. I would definately give up wanking to have the game right now.

[Capricornus]

Honestly, jerking off just feels too damn good to give up for GTA V lol.

[Tampinha85]

You know i am married, that means i masturbate a lot...

thought i'd give up to play this game! im dying to play this game, cant find fun in other games until this one comes out

[NikoBellicGTAIV]

There are allways girls you know.

yer but i can never get a bird to toss my cock OFF im afraid! masturbating is like the holy grail for me

Okay... Do you really need to tells us that?

 

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Dan Houser is reading this topic. Edited May 28, 2013 by gdsaqqq

[Miami-Florida.]

 

Yea but i can never get a bird to toss my Cock OFF im afraid! masturbating is like the holy grail for me 

Really?. I'm sure there is some bird where you live/.

[Leafy Hollow]

Yes.

[gtamann123]

I will just wait lol I can't go more than a week without fapping.

[I Luke]

I will just wait lol I can't go more than a week without fapping.

 

It's a shame.. The problem is that I can't ask this question to myself because it would be a lie to say I wouldn't masturbate for the year.

[Bantri]

Girlfriend count! Raise your hand if you have one! *looks around* *sees only a couple hands raise up*.

[countrymike84]

Girlfriend count! Raise your hand if you have one! *looks around* *sees only a couple hands raise up*.

So...I'm talking to this girl from Ukraine and may visit her in July so no real girlfriend. I would NEVER give up masturbation for an early copy of GTA V. It just feels so good.

[Grand Theft Savage]

I don't masturbate, don't need to.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I call bullsh*t.

Just because you wank off doesn't mean everyone else does. I don't wank. I've actually never had the chance to...

Well, I do have the chance right now

[wwinterj]

would you give up masturbating for the rest of the year to have v RIGHT NOW! or would you just wait till the release date?

I'd wait. I don't want the game in it's incomplete state plus I love bashing the bishop to much.

[TheJasonGallant]

No, you know why? Because the game will be out in less than a year so...

[JESUS_ARGENTINA]

CHALLENGED ACCEPTED

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[Fatty Roman]

Please stop this thread now. Masturbation is spitting in the face of God. You are MURDERING thousands of potential believers.

[Miami-Florida.]

Please stop this thread now. Masturbation is spitting in the face of God. You are MURDERING thousands of potential believers.

Do not drag Religion into this!

[Grand Theft Savage]

Please stop this thread now. Masturbation is spitting in the face of God. You are MURDERING thousands of potential believers.

 

[twistedweather]

how about I bust one more right on your face, then we call it good and I get my game ;-p

[October16th]

What kind of f*cking question is this? Are you people that desperate to talk about GTA V? You people will superimpose GTA V on anything...

[dukee152]

what if a girl jerks you off instead?

[twistedweather]

 

What kind of f*cking question is this? Are you people that desperate to talk about GTA V? You people will superimpose GTA V on anything...

so you will be our savior and rescue us from this madness? my good sir, I do implore you

Edited May 29, 2013 by twistedweather

[October16th]

 

What kind of f*cking question is this? Are you people that desperate to talk about GTA V? You people will superimpose GTA V on anything...

so you will be our savior and rescue us from this madness? my good sir, I do implore you

Fine, I'll become Gtaforum's Jesus and rescue you all from these Sins. There will be no more linking of Masturbation with GTA V; so saith thy Lord. No longer will my disciples create meaningless discussion for their amusement; thous Lord hath spoken.

 

When I'm banned by the Moderators and pinned to a thread you best remember that I was banhammered for your wrongdoings.

Edited May 29, 2013 by October16th

[gzam1312]

I tried but....I'm out

 

 

[Dotseoem]

Y'all crazy.

[Bantri]

Girlfriend count! Raise your hand if you have one! *looks around* *sees only a couple hands raise up*.

So...I'm talking to this girl from Ukraine and may visit her in July so no real girlfriend. I would NEVER give up masturbation for an early copy of GTA V. It just feels so good.

That doesn't sound shady at all. Have you seen the movie Sex Drive? Think the same thing... but over countries instead of states.

[DeafMetal]

Girlfriends are too expensive. I'll just wait it out

[mrsurferdude]

I don't really masturbate, my wife is... well very active. so no need.

 

 

[Official General]

The OP and some people on this thread clearly do not know how to get a woman.

[zeppelincheetah]

I went about a month without it once.... it was not good. It got to the point where I was just horny all the time. It's very easy and natural to get women for some people. For me it's very very very very difficult. I either come off as creepy or am stuck in the friend zone (usually the latter).