dontdieb4september Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! I don't know what's creepier, the fact that you're raising his bid, or the fact that someone actually THOUGHT of this. The fact that his daughter is 10 and those 3 look like pedobears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E•MO•TION Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. $20 and a Klondike Bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horse With No Name Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Let her play the game, It will be so awesome that she'll forget all about suicide. You will kill 2 birds with one stone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwasroy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 i saw franklinz on the stret tuhday he wuz eatin a regular price footlonge i wuz eatin a $5 footlonge must be nice to be a mafia fatcat. i keyd his car while he wudnt lookin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! Piss off :L If his daughter wants to die she probably sucks at being alive anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! You don't actually believe the guy is serious?............................ DO YOU?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdieb4september Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 i saw franklinz on the stret tuhdayhe wuz eatin a regular price footlonge i wuz eatin a $5 footlonge must be nice to be a mafia fatcat. i keyd his car while he wudnt lookin What language is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StepY0gameUP Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 HAHAHAHA priceless. Good one bro. 5000 Staples doesn't beat this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 A hyperbole without comedy, to put it mildly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E•MO•TION Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 i saw franklinz on the stret tuhdayhe wuz eatin a regular price footlonge i wuz eatin a $5 footlonge must be nice to be a mafia fatcat. i keyd his car while he wudnt lookin What language is that? GANGSTA sh*t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicluca Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This is going on memedroid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami-Florida. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! You don't actually believe the guy is serious?............................ DO YOU?????????? At first yea, but then i read his post again and realised he was just BullShi*ing/Trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The.Driver Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 My daughter is deppressed and wants to commit suicide. She needs to go to doctor, but the problem is Gta v will be coming out and I am low on budget. I won't be able to have gta V if I use the money. Should I just let her commit suicide, or should just get her to the doctor. I am leaning more towards letting her commit suicide, because sometimes I don't know why I need her. My wife will be back from a war in arac(spelt right?), she doesn't know anything. Must I just let my daughter commit suicide and pretend I didn't know? PLEASE GUYS I need a serious answer. I know this is a BS thread but i'll play along: I find it hard to believe you managed to create a child if you can't decide between GTA V and you're daughter. your* This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! I don't know what's creepier, the fact that you're raising his bid, or the fact that someone actually THOUGHT of this. The fact that his daughter is 10 and those 3 look like pedobears? Wait? She's 10!?!? I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. $20 and a Klondike Bar I raise my bid to $370 and an unopened jar of picled onions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Input Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. $20 and a Klondike Bar I raise my bid to $37 and an unopened jar of picles onions! $38 and half a happy meal WITH the toy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwasroy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 guess who gut inta da whiskee? (spoiler alert: me) turns out its ilegal to run ova a pershun with yer car and then have yer pet dog bite them, now we gotz to live out our dreamz in vidya gamez face it w obama, its 8 years and its uphil the whole god damn way -Roy Wasabee BooBoo 4 President of the Grand Theft Hotto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack0711 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'm sure she has some money. Steal off her and use that money to preorder GTA. Then the rest of the money can go on a doctor, if the fact that she got robbed doesn't push her over the edge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontdieb4september Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! I don't know what's creepier, the fact that you're raising his bid, or the fact that someone actually THOUGHT of this. The fact that his daughter is 10 and those 3 look like pedobears? Wait? She's 10!?!? I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. $20 and a Klondike Bar I raise my bid to $370 and an unopened jar of picled onions! haha No idea, would have been funny for the people bidding to find that out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack94 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. $20 and a Klondike Bar I raise my bid to $37 and an unopened jar of picles onions! $38 and half a happy meal WITH the toy! $40 and a toy Penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingsickness Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Ok i know this might be a troll and all of your comments are funny (for the most part) But... Being a father myself (I have twin girls) this thread and you trying to ask a serious question in this forum (which is a huge waste of time in itself) is just a bit disturbing. just sayin... That being said...I know that this is all bullsh*t....so.. I put in $45, a 3/4s ate cheeseburger and and old laundry basket Edited May 28, 2013 by walkingsickness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josephene123 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Ok i know this might be a troll and all of your comments are funny (for the most part) But... Being a father myself (I have twin girls) this thread and you trying to ask a serious question in this forum (which is a huge waste of time in itself) is just a bit disturbing. just sayin... Are you a troll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distrom Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This is the first troll post that made me laught Thank you. BTW, you should let her commit suicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Corleone Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Hahaha Fantastic post. Thanks for the laugh this it actually made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieSmalls Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I would buy GTA V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lock n' Stock Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 What the f*ck is this sh*t? Are you serious? Troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Ok i know this might be a troll and all of your comments are funny (for the most part) But... Being a father myself (I have twin girls) this thread and you trying to ask a serious question in this forum (which is a huge waste of time in itself) is just a bit disturbing. just sayin... Dude. Lucid (OP) is 13 IIRC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwasroy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 ye what the old guy sed when i was a kid we didnt have no grand theft hotto we had to play wid sticks and w8 for answords in the clowds trevor ur not gonna be VP u jackass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 So here's the plan: [temporarily] trade in your daughter for a copy of the game (pre-order) and make sure to leave a memo about taking her to a doctor. When you're finished with the game, trade it back. Of course GTA V's value will drop by then, but you can aim for the legs - and one arm as well if you're good at hustlin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedweather Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 screw your dog! sewing up my anus so I never need to take a sh*t break to interrupt GTAV no problem taking a piss Ill jus chug it down when I get thirsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.dre. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Please tell me this is a parody of all the pathetic topics about 'I want to play GTA but girlfriend/friend/dog event is happening on the 17th'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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