lucid121 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 My daughter is deppressed and wants to commit suicide. She needs to go to doctor, but the problem is Gta v will be coming out and I am low on budget. I won't be able to have gta V if I use the money. Should I just let her commit suicide, or should just get her to the doctor. I am leaning more towards letting her commit suicide, because sometimes I don't know why I need her. My wife will be back from a war in arac(spelt right?), she doesn't know anything. Must I just let my daughter commit suicide and pretend I didn't know? PLEASE GUYS I need a serious answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GtaIIIFanBoy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Gta V Ofc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack94 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Hahaha Fantastic post. Thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chop chop Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 GTA V is more important IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32brownsfan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 GTA V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDredMan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Sell her in the sex trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exmpletree Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 funniest troll in ages good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I wanted to be a dad like all the other dads. My kids? They'd be like the kids on tv, we'd play ball, sit in the sun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 GTAV ! ! ! ! ! Let the brat do what she wants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Arcadia Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Buy GTA V; have another child later who hopefully won't be suicidal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
byeo Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 My daughter is deppressed and wants to commit suicide. She needs to go to doctor, but the problem is Gta v will be coming out and I am low on budget. I won't be able to have gta V if I use the money. Should I just let her commit suicide, or should just get her to the doctor. I am leaning more towards letting her commit suicide, because sometimes I don't know why I need her. My wife will be back from a war in arac(spelt right?), she doesn't know anything. Must I just let my daughter commit suicide and pretend I didn't know? PLEASE GUYS I need a serious answer. I know this is a BS thread but i'll play along: I find it hard to believe you managed to create a child if you can't decide between GTA V and you're daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyness Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I know you're not serious. But if you are, commit suicide instead of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32brownsfan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Buy GTA V; have another child later who hopefully won't be suicidal. Great answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwasroy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I reckon yu shuld sell yur dughter fer $ to one of them fancy head shrinkers. Then take that $ to pay yer taxes and Grand Theft Hotto. Also, ye shuld purchase a lot of hot pockets too. SHUT UP MA I AIN'T GONNA TAKE YA TO DIALISISIS JUS YET, AM TALKING TO MA BUDDIES ON DA MAGIC TALKING INHERNET BORED! This is what obama did to all of us. Radeohactive kats and no $ for Grande Theft Hotto. Come on Amerikuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Input Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 LOL, I knew someone would parody these type of threads at some point. Real funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMathers3501 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Sell her in the sex trade. Hey...you know...there IS a way you can play GTAV AND keep your daughter from offing herself. Cook her up a nice, big, fat juicy...STEAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglev Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Haha oh wow. Sell your daughter and buy the Collectors Edition! Even better than just GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garganda Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. dude..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami-Florida. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carl turtle Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 My daughter is deppressed and wants to commit suicide. She needs to go to doctor, but the problem is Gta v will be coming out and I am low on budget. I won't be able to have gta V if I use the money. Should I just let her commit suicide, or should just get her to the doctor. I am leaning more towards letting her commit suicide, because sometimes I don't know why I need her. My wife will be back from a war in arac(spelt right?), she doesn't know anything. Must I just let my daughter commit suicide and pretend I didn't know? PLEASE GUYS I need a serious answer. I know this is a BS thread but i'll play along: I find it hard to believe you managed to create a child if you can't decide between GTA V and you're daughter. your* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wantthegreen Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Answer is pretty obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SARDYNA108 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Ahahahahahahah... one of best topics since months! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maglev Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack94 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Input Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyness Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! I don't know what's creepier, the fact that you're raising his bid, or the fact that someone actually THOUGHT of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'll give you $5 to bang her. I'll give you 10$! f*ck that, I'll pay $11!! $11 and half a cheese sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Dawg Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Pussy! You're at home and she's at war? THE f*ck!? Send her to her mom to get shot tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miami-Florida. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Choose your daughter to live!!. What sort of sick twisted c*nt chooses a Video Game over his Daughters life. Jesus Christ do people not have any morals these days! Piss off :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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