AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 So you have 4 months now to find alternative accomadation or a place to rent. Just move out man and don't leave a note. Good guys don't look back at explosions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleRob Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Get a new girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32brownsfan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 48 hour pleasuring session and than you can play GTA V for 48 hours straight without her being pissy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedweather Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I sh*t my pants can someone change my diaper plz? ;-p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Fromage Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Girl or GTA V? Girl or GTA V? That's a hard choice my friend, but there is an easy solution. Just flip a coin. Topside means GTA V, downside means you girlfriend. It worked for me anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d3ex2 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 If your GF saw this it's be over in a second you ungrateful idiot. Get a f*cking grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prometheus Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Anyone that had a REAL girlfriend wouldn't come onto a forum to ask for advice on what to do with her. Which means you don't have a girlfriend. I'll just wait back here for the slightly related "I think therefore I am" response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StepY0gameUP Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Anyone that had a REAL girlfriend wouldn't come onto a forum to ask for advice on what to do with her. Which means you don't have a girlfriend. I agree, I live with my girl as well and she will be home and if I wanna play gta v Ima play it whether it's on one tv or the other. And this goes for people who are married. Dude its a game play it when you can and also spend time with ya girl family and friends. What advice do you need come on this thread is stupid. Guy is trolling or wants attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LennonNL Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I say set up your console and tele inside her minge/anal cavity and climb up in there, so you can pleasure her AND play V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepperjack Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Im getting a new girlfriend at september 17th GTA V shall replace my hand! that might ruin the disc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
32brownsfan Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Im getting a new girlfriend at september 17th GTA V shall replace my hand! that might ruin the disc Thou shall not cheat on their hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 I dunno 5000 Staples..just think she could be banging other guys during those 4 long months..no sex for 4 months? Women like a stiff one in them every now and then. She will get drunk one night at a club and some dude will shaft her. When she returns, just say that you've 'discovered' yourself and you and your boyfriend are experimenting anal. Then goodbye gf, hello GTA V (and not really being gay!) lololol !!! I will go and see her when shes out there dude = free holiday ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Why not just spend half the day with your girl and then the other half GTAV? Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Above Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 The threads keep getting better and better here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pleasure_Pier Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Dump her. She's probably ugly anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Why not just spend half the day with your girl and then the other half GTAV? Problem solved. Because half a day = 12 hours. 12 hours with a girl is basically worse than drinking bleach ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartosz.t Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Sell her to me for 2 bucks, if you wanna... Need home nurs ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViceCity09 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She can't be all that if your choosing GTA over her. In all seriousness though, come on man you have a girlfriend which is much more important than GTA. Get a grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
United_Stealth Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Tell her she doesn't need to come back to you because you care more about a game than about her -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Tell her she doesn't need to come back to you because you care more about a game than about her -.- She said its one of her options, but she's unsure if she can afford to live by herself. Sounds like I'm just her fall back. PERFECT ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsbadreligion Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 play the game when she's sleeping or working, spend time with her the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VLongo92 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'm breaking up with my girlfriend soon. I'm just going to do it on September 16th, best idea ever. No not really, she's as big of a GTA fan as me so I'll bring another TV into the bedroom. Everyone wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orbitalraindrops Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Im calling it now. She sleeps with someone else whilst she's away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kasa Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just play the game when ever you want, she will get tired of it and dump you so after that you can play even more! there will be always new girlfriends but never another gta v Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDucky Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Damn lol nobody here seems to care about a relationship. Anyways, just cuddle up with each other & play GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~INDIO~ Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well since the bitch wants to use her mouth so much? Tell her to give you head while you play gta 5 then everybody will be happy. This is actually a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyZimmzy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Don't worry, she'll cheat on you plenty when she's away, so when you get back, you'll get f*cking AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxbrandon Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just play the game when ever you want, she will get tired of it and dump you so after that you can play even more! there will be always new girlfriends but never another gta v Wow, that makes a lot of sense. More like Gta v will always be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Don't worry, she'll cheat on you plenty when she's away, so when you get back, you'll get f*cking AIDS. Is that the good aids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bantri Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I don't know if this is a good thing or not. She is going away for 4 months*... which means when she comes back it will be September 15th. two days before GTA release. The only good thing from this event in my life is that the next 4 months will go even quicker... but when she comes back she will want 100% attention when I just want to give my console 100% attention. Why is life doing this to me... why couldn't she go away for 4 months in September ? Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl ) That is seriously a problem? Spend time with her! Play the game later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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