From B With Love Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Yea dump her. Your far too much of douche for things to work out anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 maybe she will enjoy the time without you so much that you wont have a girlfriend when she comes back. She won't be able to cope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartosz.t Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Stab Her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinobla Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 kill her.. simple as sh!t ROFL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.dre. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Wow, just wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsurferdude Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 hmm what's with the bloodthirst of this forum??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chop chop Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I hope she's not going to jamaica for 4 months you dont want dexter to see her walking the beach alone. The next thing you know dexter is making love to your woman WELL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorsMom Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just get her to pleasure you while you play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieSmalls Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This is what gta can do to the people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 hmm what's with the bloodthirst of this forum??? I know! They should leave that for GTAV... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard1997jones Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I reckon you'll be wanting a certain thing a little more than GTA V when she comes back, which will solve the attention issue Lucky B*stard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTCCoco Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Girlfriend? Is that available for PC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard1997jones Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just get her to pleasure you while you play. OK, that sounds FUN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic100 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just break off with her. Probably the best option for both of you after I read your problems. hahaha ? problems ? I love how quite a few people have said break up with her because she is leaving me for 4 months. She is going to work there lol. I've known for ages... just its tomorrow she is leaving. We're not going to break up She just said, "You have to watch me play the opening mission of GTA5 before you do it. Then I will let you play it as much as you want." Is it time for me to dig her grave now orrrrr ? Ok now your f*ckin lieing and this whole thread is based off of a lie, You dont even have a girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Do you really want our advice or are you just showing off because you have a girlfriend? I would ask her to watch me play if I was you. She'll get my attention later if shes patient. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tupiz Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 People here are advising to kill her. Maybe you guys should forget about GTA. Anyway, just warn her that GTA V is coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImbetterThanYou Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Option 1 - Call another bitch around on the 15th so she breaks up with you when she comes back. Option 2 - Pm me and we'll discuss the possible rape and disposal of the body afterwards. Fee may be somewhere in the region of £10000 - 10000000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just get her to pleasure you while you play. OK, that sounds FUN Eeuww!! That was said by Trevor's Mom... Awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonamix Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just sit her down while you play and narrate each and every thing you do. She can be your 1 woman crowd for your "Let's Play". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impo Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 this is the best problem ever, I wish I had such problems you got there bro ;D my gf dont come back at 17th september, actually I got no girlfriend at all, however I will be free at september 17th.. but I dont own a console anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[gtafan] Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Real life stuff are always more important then video games (i'll probably get blamed for this)... She's coming back on the 15th right? That means you have 2 days to give her full attention,then you can be 50/50 with both of them. I know i'm a genius right so hold your applause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poklane Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well, you're f*cked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountainDew4You Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 sick thread man. like i really care about your gf going away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lucid121 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Don't worry about that, I will keep her entertained during those four months and after that, she won't bother you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuSsIeThUnDeR36 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I dunno 5000 Staples..just think she could be banging other guys during those 4 long months..no sex for 4 months? Women like a stiff one in them every now and then. She will get drunk one night at a club and some dude will shaft her. When she returns, just say that you've 'discovered' yourself and you and your boyfriend are experimenting anal. Then goodbye gf, hello GTA V (and not really being gay!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungChrist Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 lol braek up w/ her phag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Input Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Stuff the bitch in a garbage bag and leave her on the side of the house while you play some GTA V. Nah I'm kidding, I think you could just let her know you want to get GTA and play the hell out of it and it'd be cool. But in case she ain't, "Hefty hefty hefty..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durden Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 A) Insist that she continue her vacation for another week, even if it means you have to pay for the extra nights. By the time she gets back, you should be fairly satisfied with your intake of GTAV, and will be ready to give her some proper attention. B) Insist that she return a week earlier so you can give her some solid attention for several days straight, and then she shouldn't care when you indulge in GTAV the following week. Problem solved. Times like these make me glad that I dislike the idea of dating somebody. I just need to set up some scented candles, get some lube & painkillers, take a day off school, and voila. That is my romantic day - September 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEBIGZED Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 If that's your biggest problem with your gf leaving for 4 months I honestly don't think you guys should be together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny_zoo Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Anyone that had a REAL girlfriend wouldn't come onto a forum to ask for advice on what to do with her. Which means you don't have a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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