UberVIIX Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She sounds like a selfish beeatch going away and then coming back just before GTAV release. She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! haha... she is going to work in France. We've been together for 3 years. Lucky enough she likes gaming aswell... so I might buy her, her own ps3 with gta5 and we can spend time with eachother online ? Never trust the French Her + French tickler = ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic100 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well since the bitch wants to use her mouth so much? Tell her to give you head while you play gta 5 then everybody will be happy. I bet he appreciates you talking about his girl like that Hey your right i shouldn`t tell him what me and his girl are going to do on the release date, my bad. you're* No it`s actually your not you`re Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grove Street Heat Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Yea she`s going to france LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well since the bitch wants to use her mouth so much? Tell her to give you head while you play gta 5 then everybody will be happy. I bet he appreciates you talking about his girl like that Hey your right i shouldn`t tell him what me and his girl are going to do on the release date, my bad. you're* No it`s actually your not you`re You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wwinterj Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! Let's not be hasty here. She does make sandwiches, Also W.IF.E(Washing Ironing f*cking Etc). Give her the D after she's made you a sandwich then while she's sleeping due to the sex and jet lag. Play GTA V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korisselys Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Having sex while playing gta v, how hard can it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 Didnt you post about this before? Erm..... Nope ? I might give her a few surprise visits while shes out there so I know shes not getting up to anything with some random french guy bug her phone aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic100 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Well since the bitch wants to use her mouth so much? Tell her to give you head while you play gta 5 then everybody will be happy. I bet he appreciates you talking about his girl like that Hey your right i shouldn`t tell him what me and his girl are going to do on the release date, my bad. you're* No it`s actually your not you`re You sure? Yes, i am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cutter De Blanc Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Kick her in the torso, punch her in the mouth, then lock her in a closet for a week. When she gets out, you playing GTAV should be the least of her concerns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakee. Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 wow dude you have no chance in life. Neither do half of the people in this topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brwhizz Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 It's a tough decision having to choose between your girlfriend and gta; you need to ask yourself which is better value for money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paper Mario Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This is just crazy.. You have a girlfriend man. Play together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She sounds like a selfish beeatch going away and then coming back just before GTAV release. She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! haha... she is going to work in France. We've been together for 3 years. Lucky enough she likes gaming aswell... so I might buy her, her own ps3 with gta5 and we can spend time with eachother online ? She still sounds selfish lol! If she likes gaming too, she'll just come back and play your copy of GTAV... You won't have a girlfriend OR the best game ever. You'll have to clean the house, cook etc while she plays the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 wow dude you have no chance in life. Neither do half of the people in this topic Clearly everyone has a chance in life. Otherwise we would be dead or simply not exist in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meson1 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Advice.. what shall I do ( keep in mind I live with this girl ) Well that's going to be a test of your priorities, isn't it? Back on the 15th you say? When that gives you a two day window in which to earn some serious brownie points, before you completely ignore her for a month playing GTA:V. Romance her, sweep her off her feet, shower her with gifts and (sorry for being lewd) [censored] her brains out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Majestic81 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Its a win-win situation, you'll be getting laid and playing GTA. after being away for 4 months she'll be horny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsurferdude Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Didnt you post about this before? Erm..... Nope ? I might give her a few surprise visits while shes out there so I know shes not getting up to anything with some random french guy bug her phone aswell. ohh Menage at trois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 She sounds like a selfish beeatch going away and then coming back just before GTAV release. She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! haha... she is going to work in France. We've been together for 3 years. Lucky enough she likes gaming aswell... so I might buy her, her own ps3 with gta5 and we can spend time with eachother online ? She still sounds selfish lol! If she likes gaming too, she'll just come back and play your copy of GTAV... You won't have a girlfriend OR the best game ever. You'll have to clean the house, cook etc while she plays the game... OH MY GOD ! I'm packing my bags now, how can she steal GTA from me. She is standing over me as I write this now.... so she is such a bitch, I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheIllaDopest Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 the way i see it, shes leaving you for 4 months, when she gets back buy V and leave her for 4 months. The rest will work itself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS 17 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Just break off with her. Probably the best option for both of you after I read your problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Its a win-win situation, you'll be getting laid and playing GTA. And in a no win situation, he can get laid and not play GTA. But anything with getting laid is a win win situation. So basically, you cannot lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HudS Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Dump her, f*cking worth it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gta5freemode4eva Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 This is like the marriage/anniversary thread... f'cking pointless. Lock surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5000 Staples Posted May 28, 2013 Author Share Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) Just break off with her. Probably the best option for both of you after I read your problems. hahaha ? problems ? I love how quite a few people have said break up with her because she is leaving me for 4 months. She is going to work there lol. I've known for ages... just its tomorrow she is leaving. We're not going to break up She just said, "You have to watch me play the opening mission of GTA5 before you do it. Then I will let you play it as much as you want." Is it time for me to dig her grave now orrrrr ? Edited May 28, 2013 by 5000 Staples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsurferdude Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She sounds like a selfish beeatch going away and then coming back just before GTAV release. She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! haha... she is going to work in France. We've been together for 3 years. Lucky enough she likes gaming aswell... so I might buy her, her own ps3 with gta5 and we can spend time with eachother online ? She still sounds selfish lol! If she likes gaming too, she'll just come back and play your copy of GTAV... You won't have a girlfriend OR the best game ever. You'll have to clean the house, cook etc while she plays the game... OH MY GOD ! I'm packing my bags now, how can she steal GTA from me. She is standing over me as I write this now.... so she is such a bitch, I hate you. He forgot to mention that you'll have to make sandwiches for HER and dont forget the 2L coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiffster Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 She sounds like a selfish beeatch going away and then coming back just before GTAV release. She probably knows how you feel about GTAV!! Dump her!! haha... she is going to work in France. We've been together for 3 years. Lucky enough she likes gaming aswell... so I might buy her, her own ps3 with gta5 and we can spend time with eachother online ? She still sounds selfish lol! If she likes gaming too, she'll just come back and play your copy of GTAV... You won't have a girlfriend OR the best game ever. You'll have to clean the house, cook etc while she plays the game... OH MY GOD ! I'm packing my bags now, how can she steal GTA from me. She is standing over me as I write this now.... so she is such a bitch, I hate you. GOOD!! Another relationship destroyed! My job here is done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrich266 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Take her out on the greatest date you ever taken her on the day before your GTA V copy arrives, that way, the day later you get to play without her naggin yo ass off. She will be happy for the date the day before so you can have some GTA V time for yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gui_olecio Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Throw her into the pool and remove the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiggieSmalls Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 leave it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4RK Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 maybe she will enjoy the time without you so much that you wont have a girlfriend when she comes back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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