dirty dollar bill Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Be weary of masturbaters behind the wheel. Article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilFuture Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 I'd say he was in a bit of a STICKY SITUATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoumaker Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Whats more ironic is that it happened in Cumberland County. But honestly, I don't even know how to react to something like this. I guess people are very impatient these days when it comes to these things. The human brain is something very complicated. He could have put the lives of several people at risk so I'm very glad the state police caught him on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finn 7 five 11 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Whats more ironic is that it happened in Cumberland County. That's not Irony, that's a funny coincidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Doesn't really class as hazard, does it? I mean as long as long as the ejaculation doesn't hit his eyes, and turns him blindfolded, and he hits people strolling on pavements, it's all cool. I don't really see the big deal here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FAH-Q Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 Old people still take the cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil weasel Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 It is all called 'Distracted Driving' now... (unless you're a Cop ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunWrath Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 It is all called 'Distracted Driving' now... (unless you're a Cop ) +1, Kudos. Cops break the law more than we as far as traffic laws, etc. Let me explain a quick story and I see this all the time, several counties, over the span of afew states as well. Not particularly this way, but I do see cops in phone banned while driving states constantly on phones or laptops browsing Facebook while driving. Driver: Oh sh*t, here it comes, getting a ticket Cop: Woop woooppp Driver: Pulls over. Looks in rear-view mirror Cop: On cell phone chuckling for about 30secs Driver: Really? Snaps a quick photo (blurry but can tell he's on phone) Cop: Walks up to truck, sir do you know you were going 15 over limit? Driver: Did you know you were on your cell phone while driving? Cop: That doesn't matter, I'm a police officer sir and watch your tone. Driver: Yes, and officer with his picture on my phone while on the phone during a stop. Cop: Just be more careful in the future, you're good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudy Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 It is all called 'Distracted Driving' now... (unless you're a Cop ) +1, Kudos. Cops break the law more than we as far as traffic laws, etc. Let me explain a quick story and I see this all the time, several counties, over the span of afew states as well. Not particularly this way, but I do see cops in phone banned while driving states constantly on phones or laptops browsing Facebook while driving. Driver: Oh sh*t, here it comes, getting a ticket Cop: Woop woooppp Driver: Pulls over. Looks in rear-view mirror Cop: On cell phone chuckling for about 30secs Driver: Really? Snaps a quick photo (blurry but can tell he's on phone) Cop: Walks up to truck, sir do you know you were going 15 over limit? Driver: Did you know you were on your cell phone while driving? Cop: That doesn't matter, I'm a police officer sir and watch your tone. Driver: Yes, and officer with his picture on my phone while on the phone during a stop. Cop: Just be more careful in the future, you're good to go. Yeah, cops breach the road laws all the time, but not female cops though. Let me explain YOU a quick story to show that. Driver: Oh sh*t, here it comes, getting a ticket Female cop: Woop woooppp Driver: Pulls over. Looks in rear-view mirror Female cop: On cell phone chuckling for about 30secs Driver: Really? Snaps a quick photo (blurry but can tell he's on phone) Female cop: Walks up to truck, sir do you know you were going 15 over limit? Driver: Did you know you were on your cell phone while driving? Female cop: Cell phone? That's my walkie-talkie actually. Driver: Uh.. Female cop: Let me hand you a ticket.. Hands the driver a ticket Driver: blinks Female cop: So what you.. Driver: f*ck you. Female cop: So that's what you wanna do tonight? Driver: giggles Female cop: Just be more careful in the future, you're good to go. And hey, drop by my office, if you don't mind paying a visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 If i was the police officer in this story i would have many, many questions to ask. First of them being "Sir, please put some pants on while i take your details" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 If i was the police officer in this story i would have many, many questions to ask. First of them being "Sir, please put some pants on while i take your details" Don't you mean "Please take your pants off while I take your details"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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