X-E celebrant Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) mortals of this plane, believers of KRAFF, whomsoever gave their money to the almighty will live in the new world with joy to gain entrance, thou mayst harvest thine crops for free or pay a price and gain salvation salvation is only offered once for it is limited fret not, for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told the message is clear. the word has been sent Edited May 24, 2013 by X-E celebrant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Justice Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Give this Kifflom stuff a break.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ScotchMouth Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 That guy looks so high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetWoovie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Give this Kifflom stuff a break.. Yeah Rockstar, give your ARG a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-E celebrant Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 the prophets of KRAFF were once mocked, but once thou hast known the secrets of the new world, thou shalt praise us as well, just like those who preached before us. the words had been spoken #FACT! KIFFLOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickbro Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
npc.black Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 the prophets of KRAFF were once mocked,but once thou hast known the secrets of the new world, thou shalt praise us as well, just like those who preached before us. the words had been spoken #FACT! KIFFLOM! i belive in you.. jsut wondering why only "xXGayKillaXx" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakerhead. Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 the prophets of KRAFF were once mocked,but once thou hast known the secrets of the new world, thou shalt praise us as well, just like those who preached before us. the words had been spoken #FACT! KIFFLOM! The prophets of KRAFT were once mocked, but once thou hast known the secrets of the new cheese thou shalt praise us as well, just like those who cooked before us. The words have been spoken #FACT! MACARONI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetWoovie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Well then stop posting in it? It's an ARG. Google what that means. Valve did one for Portal 2. They're really cool, but the amount if idiocracy on GTAF really prevents stuff like this from existing ( The last thread turned into CHANGE IMAGE ID AND POST URL OF RANDOM sh*t UNRELATED :DERP: ). The ARG for Portal 2 was really fun and the community got together and posted all the hints and stuff, figured it out. Instead on GTAF, you all just bitch and complain that Rockstar is giving you hints at what is probably a puzzle, but you're too dense to see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil_B_The Basedgod Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 mortals of this plane, believers of KRAFF, whomsoever gave their money to the almighty will live in the new world with joyto gain entrance, thou mayst harvest thine crops for free or pay a price and gain salvation salvation is only offered once for it is limited fret not, for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told the message is clear. Las VENTUREas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tupiz Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Stop creating stupid threads, Rockstar Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
npc.black Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 mortals of this plane, believers of KRAFF, whomsoever gave their money to the almighty will live in the new world with joyto gain entrance, thou mayst harvest thine crops for free or pay a price and gain salvation salvation is only offered once for it is limited fret not, for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told the message is clear. Las VENTUREas? adVENTURE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Race-n-Chase Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told LV and SF confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnderWeb Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 THis guy is just a bad troll. C'mon real R* employee, post another screenshot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palm3 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 mortals of this plane, believers of KRAFF, whomsoever gave their money to the almighty will live in the new world with joyto gain entrance, thou mayst harvest thine crops for free or pay a price and gain salvation salvation is only offered once for it is limited fret not, for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told the message is clear. the word was sent First thing: Limited edition goodies can be bought as DLC The seconds thing: Las venturas to the east and San Fierro (Ferro = Iron) to the North, very obvious that you mean that... but I don't think what to make of it?? Real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickbro Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Well then stop posting in it? It's an ARG. Google what that means. Valve did one for Portal 2. They're really cool, but the amount if idiocracy on GTAF really prevents stuff like this from existing ( The last thread turned into CHANGE IMAGE ID AND POST URL OF RANDOM sh*t UNRELATED :DERP: ). The ARG for Portal 2 was really fun and the community got together and posted all the hints and stuff, figured it out. Instead on GTAF, you all just bitch and complain that Rockstar is giving you hints at what is probably a puzzle, but you're too dense to see that. You are in far too deep. you have no proof that this person works for R*. I could easily create an account and start talking shi* like he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetWoovie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Well then stop posting in it? It's an ARG. Google what that means. Valve did one for Portal 2. They're really cool, but the amount if idiocracy on GTAF really prevents stuff like this from existing ( The last thread turned into CHANGE IMAGE ID AND POST URL OF RANDOM sh*t UNRELATED :DERP: ). The ARG for Portal 2 was really fun and the community got together and posted all the hints and stuff, figured it out. Instead on GTAF, you all just bitch and complain that Rockstar is giving you hints at what is probably a puzzle, but you're too dense to see that. You are in far too deep. you have no proof that this person works for R*. I could easily create an account and start talking shi* like he is. This specific user? Yes. It could be anyone. He hasn't posted any images or anything unique to confirm Rockstar ties, but that doesn't help the fact that the userbase of these forums ruined the other thread, which could've lead to something real. Instead it gets locked by everyone acting like a moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.hunt Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Rockstar trolling their own forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickbro Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Well then stop posting in it? It's an ARG. Google what that means. Valve did one for Portal 2. They're really cool, but the amount if idiocracy on GTAF really prevents stuff like this from existing ( The last thread turned into CHANGE IMAGE ID AND POST URL OF RANDOM sh*t UNRELATED :DERP: ). The ARG for Portal 2 was really fun and the community got together and posted all the hints and stuff, figured it out. Instead on GTAF, you all just bitch and complain that Rockstar is giving you hints at what is probably a puzzle, but you're too dense to see that. You are in far too deep. you have no proof that this person works for R*. I could easily create an account and start talking shi* like he is. This specific user? Yes. It could be anyone. He hasn't posted any images or anything unique to confirm Rockstar ties, but that doesn't help the fact that the userbase of these forums ruined the other thread, which could've lead to something real. Instead it gets locked by everyone acting like a moron. And please tell me the percentage of users that post here that actually have a connection to R*? That is why everyone is so doubtful because 99.9% of the time it's a troll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haarp Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Now everyone is creating a fake account pretending to be kifflom people. Lol @ these noobs thinking it's rockstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j.hunt Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Now everyone is creating a fake account pretending to be kifflom people. Lol @ these noobs thinking it's rockstar. I don't know about Rockstar but KRAFF is definitively sending his people to enlighten us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeetWoovie Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sick to death of this kifflom shi* Well then stop posting in it? It's an ARG. Google what that means. Valve did one for Portal 2. They're really cool, but the amount if idiocracy on GTAF really prevents stuff like this from existing ( The last thread turned into CHANGE IMAGE ID AND POST URL OF RANDOM sh*t UNRELATED :DERP: ). The ARG for Portal 2 was really fun and the community got together and posted all the hints and stuff, figured it out. Instead on GTAF, you all just bitch and complain that Rockstar is giving you hints at what is probably a puzzle, but you're too dense to see that. You are in far too deep. you have no proof that this person works for R*. I could easily create an account and start talking shi* like he is. This specific user? Yes. It could be anyone. He hasn't posted any images or anything unique to confirm Rockstar ties, but that doesn't help the fact that the userbase of these forums ruined the other thread, which could've lead to something real. Instead it gets locked by everyone acting like a moron. And please tell me the percentage of users that post here that actually have a connection to R*? That is why everyone is so doubtful because 99.9% of the time it's a troll. The two in the other thread clearly did. One posted a new screenshot unseen, the other posted a render of the KIFFLOM leader which we've not seen that close/hi res of a shot of him. I'm not saying this guy is related, in fact I doubt it until he posts proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenpennyisplainevil Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 mortals of this plane, believers of KRAFF, whomsoever gave their money to the almighty will live in the new world with joyto gain entrance, thou mayst harvest thine crops for free or pay a price and gain salvation salvation is only offered once for it is limited fret not, for the Path will be offered in the new world to let us VENTURE to the east and towards the north where the setting is very IRONic to that of what was told the message is clear. the word has been sent They have in fact been hiding huge chunks of the map, so perhaps... ? Seems like a thing R* might be able to do, especially on Houser's birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X-E celebrant Posted May 24, 2013 Author Share Posted May 24, 2013 prophets are sent in groups one of which SPEAKS and one of which makes static portals to the new world, one will sound the horn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
npc.black Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 prophets are sent in groupsone of which SPEAKS and one of which makes static portals to the new world, one will sound the horn so you are coming in groups.. not single person... one is making screens (static portals = photos/screens).. but sounding the horn... no idea what this phrase mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adriaan Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 This is xXGayKillaXx that is trolling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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