TheKrigeron Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 So when they anounced today's Special&Collectors edition something drew my attention: When visiting Ammunation stores in single player, merchants will have special weapons in their inventory available for free: the Pistol .50, Bullpup Shotgun and Melee Hammer That sounds fantastic, but the thing is is that one of the few original melee weapons (or even one of the few melle opens) we can use? And even then, I hope they actually feel like they should as in I should feel the impact when the hammer hits someones head and feel as if I crushed his skull. Also I hope there is variety other than the texture: In SA there was a dildo(in the police station,seriously) and flower you could use as Melee weapons, but they were simply reskins of the Basebal Bat, the Chainsaw on the other hand was a unique weapon, and everyone loved it! Don't get me wrong I love using the Flowers instead of the baseball bat but that should be at the and of the developement phase when they add stuff just for the fun and not half of them An axe must be in the game Rockstar, don't fool around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 How about a watering can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 How about a giant dildo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fail_At_GTA Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 But I want giant dildos so the haters have a reason to be butthurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reform Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myrskalle Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 How about a giant massager? You know, one of those you use to ease your lower, frontal...back pains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugef1 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Good grief.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jogy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Hammering down peds on the Vinewood Strip,epicness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PowerKracker Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Nothing wrong with some dildos to beat people up, just make it subtle like it was in SA - as a funny little hidden item. Not bullsh*t like SR3 dildo bat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKrigeron Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 OFFICIAL DILDO FANCLUB seriously WTF people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Here's hoping for a golf club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
98 in 1 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Here's hoping for a golf club. I hope that there are at least 2 we can choose from. A wedge for fast repeated strikes, and a driver for just brute force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryptReaperDorian Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 OFFICIAL DILDO FANCLUB seriously WTF people? Fine, fine. How about a Fleshlight™ instead? Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFWGKTA Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 MEAT CLEAVER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polish_Trucker Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 MEAT CLEAVER Umm.. I..I don't know what to say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afly94 Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Chainsaw vibrator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleBlueTroll Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 "The flowers were just reskins of the bat" Well that must be preferable to them taking on the actual characteristics of a bunch of flowers? Which if you used to actually hit someone with, would just fall apart and not even hurt. And here ladies and Gents, here we have some Dildo weapon usage! (And no, it's not porn) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuffinCapBackBlue Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 What do you expect from a bunch of gay ass R* staff members they show all the signs in their games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameznash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 what about the small vibrator that was in SA behind the skip (north west of the map). will it return? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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