Pre Orders & DLCs not Worth it

[xXGayKillaXx]

Sarcasm alert!

 

 

Rockstar is a lazy company! GTA V is a fail in the first place!

 

The game was developed for FIVE months with little to no effort applied!

 

Look at how small and undetailed the map is!

HD LS is the same size as 3D LS, it even has the same amount of details all over it!

The buildings are so repetitive. The models are low poly. Even the textures seem 64-bit!

 

There is only 1 protagonist to play with!

Remember that Julius Gaydar only has one Dialogue w/c is reused all over the game.

He even has only 1 set of clothes to play with, one friend to hang out with, and not to mention that he only has a single one minute-long and boring mission. It just shows how lazy cockstar is when it comes to paying for voice actors!

 

He only has one weapon available w/c is a slingshot and we can't even customize it!

 

The same for his rusty race cart that he drives throughout the so-called "HD Los Santos with a few hills and very small mountains around" map.

 

And there's just one pedestrian model in GTA V! I hope they, I mean he has different voice actors as well!

 

The Families and The Ballas aren't returning contrary to popular request!

Even vehicle customization and property won't make a return!

 

R* doesn't even love us!

 

I'm not going to buy GTA V because it lacked development efforts on it! Unless, the price is $20!

 

 

 

 

JOKE

Why are you being ungrateful about GTA V?

Sure, we'll get DLCs later on w/ much of the content cut from the game.

 

Do you think that even the original GTA V alone is worth $60?

 

A huge and detailed map with different varying regions,

unique(to some extent) pedestrians roaming around with different models, personalities, and voice actors,

3 unique protagonists,

the most amount of weapons and vehicles in the GTA series with the ability to customize both,

and much much more is worth $60?

And you're all bitching about $15 worth of contents cut from the vanilla version.

Edited May 23, 2013 by xXGayKillaXx

[lazloisdavrock]

im buying it for xbox.

[reform]

Do you kill gay people or are you a gay person who kills?

[xXGayKillaXx]

Do you kill gay people or are you a gay person who kills?

A gay person who kills.

[jamieleng]

DODI3OG, I thought you were turning over a new leaf with this account?

 

(I know this is a joke thread, but still)

[AceHigh11]

Drama queen.

[xXGayKillaXx]

DODI3OG, I thought you were turning over a new leaf with this account?

 

(I know this is a joke thread, but still)

Umm, read further. I'm just enlightening those moaners... If I wasn't turning over a new leaf then this thread would've been about a made up problem or a fake link.

[reform]

Do you kill gay people or are you a gay person who kills?

A gay person who kills.

Ah that's cool then.

[Polish_Trucker]

Another day at GTAForums

[TheKrigeron]

Ungrateful??! VERY poor choice of word

[PreciousWall]

i got your point, i think..

 

GTA V is worth $60 than many other games

most games is priced $60 for 6-7 hours single player, and same sh*t different year

 

while in GTA V, you got big piles of gameplay and the yet-to-be "ambitious" multiplayer

[AceHigh11]

DODI3OG, I thought you were turning over a new leaf with this account?

 

(I know this is a joke thread, but still)

Umm, read further. I'm just enlightening those moaners... If I wasn't turning over a new leaf then this thread would've been about a made up problem or a fake link.

Now we can all bitch about you bitching about others bitching in this thread.

[jamieleng]

DODI3OG, I thought you were turning over a new leaf with this account?

 

(I know this is a joke thread, but still)

Umm, read further. I'm just enlightening those moaners... If I wasn't turning over a new leaf then this thread would've been about a made up problem or a fake link.

Ahh, ok. I didn't know that's what you used to do.

 

As much as I don't like R* following the trends of their more greedy peers. I find it difficult to get angry at them when I read the features list of GTA V. I mean, this small amount of 'nickel & diming' compared to 5 years of solid development, it's not really that much of a betrayal is it?

 

 

[xXGayKillaXx]

DODI3OG, I thought you were turning over a new leaf with this account?

 

(I know this is a joke thread, but still)

Umm, read further. I'm just enlightening those moaners... If I wasn't turning over a new leaf then this thread would've been about a made up problem or a fake link.

Ahh, ok. I didn't know that's what you used to do.

 

As much as I don't like R* following the trends of their more greedy peers. I find it difficult to get angry at them when I read the features list of GTA V. I mean, this small amount of 'nickel & diming' compared to 5 years of solid development, it's not really that much of a betrayal is it?

What Rockstar has cut off are a few models and scripts here and there.

Here's hoping that we're not going to get expensive DLCs that're barely worth it like, a few car models and weapons for $15.

 

The number of contents must be significant enough, or it's a complete ripoff.

[xXGayKillaXx]

poll added

[Prometheus]

Do you kill gay people or are you a gay person who kills?

A gay person who kills.

Ah that's cool then.

Wait, I thought gay people weren't allowed to kill? Unless you're living in Arizona I heard...

[jamieleng]

 

What Rockstar has cut off are a few models and scripts here and there.

Here's hoping that we're not going to get expensive DLCs that're barely worth it like, a few car models and weapons for $15.

 

The number of contents must be significant enough, or it's a complete ripoff.

Well we aren't getting EFLC/Undead Nightmare style dlc this time, which makes me sad. It's hardly surprising when you look at the size of the vanilla game. If the dlc is as poor as MP3, then that will be bring them even closer to the likes of EA/Activision, though still a long, long way off.

 

R* have a long way to fall, but in this business you can fall far very fast. Hell, one failed game can bring down most developers these days.

[xXGayKillaXx]

I really hope we're getting QUALITY DLCs like new cities.

A single city might cost at around $15.

[reform]

I really hope we're getting QUALITY DLCs like new cities.

A single city might cost at around $15.

Armor for Chop: $14.95

[ed72o]

while in GTA V, you got big piles of gameplay and the yet-to-be "ambitious" multiplayer

You forgot about the opportunity to spend another $20 just to get the rest of the game

[Polish_Trucker]

Ah, I get it.... The OP is happy

[xXGayKillaXx]

I really hope we're getting QUALITY DLCs like new cities.

A single city might cost at around $15.

Armor for Chop: $14.95

Now that's EA!

[jamieleng]

I really hope we're getting QUALITY DLCs like new cities.

A single city might cost at around $15.

Armor for Chop: $14.95

Now that's EA!

No, that's Activision. The Devil has many faces.

[SheHePaedo]

I may wait for PC as surely those features will be included. If not the next gen versions hopefully.

 

The question is do i have to re-preorder the game again to get to play the blip? via game.co.uk??

[exmpletree]

most obvious troll award goes to this guy

[Ferocious Banger]

k

[johnny_zoo]

A better question would be:

 

IS xXGayKillaXx A BELOW AVERAGE TROLL?

[xXGayKillaXx]

most obvious troll award goes to this guy

And what made you think this is a troll topic? Haven't you read my entire post? Idiot.

[PCJ]

Just buy the collector's edition, simple as that

[JOSEPH X]

Sarcasm alert!

 

 

 

 

Hey, I was going to ask you that in the xbox one topic. Are you a killer of gays, or a gay who kills?