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I think I was just caught masturbating


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EvilFuture

Okay so this thread went from funny to gross. I've heard of people trying it to see what it's like, but I've never heard of people just eating it. barf8bd.gif

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Sneakerhead.

OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

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WildBrick142

This thread is f*cking wierd and gross. I can't stop laughing and now my parents are asking what I am laughing to...

 

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OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

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Sneakerhead.
OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

So, what?

SO, WHAT!?!?

 

You eat your cum, and you are acting like it's normal. whatsthat.gif

Might as well mix your own piss with it, and have a piss/cum smoothie. whatsthat.gif

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WildBrick142
OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

So, what?

SO, WHAT!?!?

 

You eat your cum, and you are acting like it's normal. whatsthat.gif

Might as well mix your own piss with it, and have a piss/cum smoothie. whatsthat.gif

I think he does it because he might be gay

 

I've jacked off with friends before. I've had three male friends of mine suck me off. Funnily enough, the 'straight' guy out of the three, was the best at it, whereas the other two guys are openly gay.
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It's situations like that that make me happy to be asexual.

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Sgt. Foley
OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

Are you in stable mental condition?

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It's situations like that that make me happy to be asexual.

Are you asexual as in you reproduce on your own, or you just don't care for sex? ph34r.gif

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OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

Are you in stable mental condition?

Nobody is normal, but I function to a level that is considered very normal, yes. I have a job, got good grades in college, going to university in September, I just happen to be a bisexual cum eater.

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GTAforthe21thcentury
It's situations like that that make me happy to be asexual.

No such thing. confused.gif

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na89340qv0n34b09q340
OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

So, what?

SO, WHAT!?!?

 

You eat your cum, and you are acting like it's normal. whatsthat.gif

Might as well mix your own piss with it, and have a piss/cum smoothie. whatsthat.gif

I'm surprised it's such a big deal to everyone. Maybe I've just been hanging around the wrong parts of the internet, but from what I've seen it's about as common as socking it.

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EvilFuture
OP confirmed for troll, not sure how thread isn't locked yet.

I can assure you I am not a troll. I eat my own cum, so what?

Are you in stable mental condition?

Nobody is normal, but I function to a level that is considered very normal, yes. I have a job, got good grades in college, going to university in September, I just happen to be a bisexual cum eater.

Well I don't have a job, barely passed this year, and I'm going to 10th grade in August. I just happen to be a straight non cum eater.

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Audiophile

Lol @ all the guys who have a problem with it when some of them probably expect women to swallow their cum after sucking them off. It's okay as long as a woman does it, right?

 

That being said, it's still disgusting. lol.gif

 

OP is surely trolling. I hope so. I can't even fathom eating my own cum or anyone elses...wtf?

 

EDIT: Anyone elses = other men's.

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I'd never masturbate with anyone else in the house, I'm real careful about it. Why the f*ck would you w*nk with your grandma in the next room? That's just plain gross man.

 

Also, don't eat your cum. Put it in a plastic bag and anonymously mail it to girls you like.

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It's situations like that that make me happy to be asexual.

No such thing. confused.gif

Typhus says hi.

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For the last time, I am not a troll. I have technically been on these forums for many years, but I always get myself banned; likely for topics like these.

 

I'm a genuine guy, though. I want to stick around, and discuss things up to the release of GTA V. I honestly cannot wait for that game, and have made a vow that I will dedicate an orgasm moments prior to inserting the disc into my console.

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xMohawkkinGx

I'm not going to judge you Hip Hop, but a little advice. If you want to stay on these forums...don't start these kinds of topics.

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EvilFuture
I love drinking my g/f's juice, could never do my own though BOKE!

I like drinking juice too! Apple juice? Orange juice? Grape juice? The possibilities are endless!

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Wolf of Badenoch

 

I'm not going to judge you Hip Hop, but a little advice. If you want to stay on these forums...don't start these kinds of topics.

Exactly what I was thinking. It's only going to end badly.

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DeeDeeWGFA
I love drinking my g/f's juice, could never do my own though BOKE!

I like drinking juice too! Apple juice? Orange juice? Grape juice? The possibilities are endless!

Usually cherry, occasionally pineapple.

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I'd like to think that Gen Chat has reached it's plateau with threads like this one. Things can only get better, right?

 

..RIGHT!?

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It's situations like that that make me happy to be asexual.

No such thing. confused.gif

Yes there is. Look it up. Also people can also be made to be asexual, sometimes refered to as eunuchs, by simple castration. They even do chemical castration to repeat sex offenders in an attempt to make them asexual. But again it can happen naturally.

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