Girlfriend bites her boyfriend's penis after he refuses sex

[Typhus]

This unequivocally proves that the only thing women respect is sheer size and power. Had his penis been bigger and of a thicker quantity, the female would have been threatened and not tried to chew it off before foraging for other sources of nutrients.

The solution is clear, all men must voluntarily castrate themselves and replace their genitals with six feet long iron rods. Only this will prevent women from confusing penises and hamburgers in future sexings.

[lloydo]

Nuts, I mean really f*ckin' nuts.

[Kwabs]

I feel so sorry for his penis him.

[Distrom]

Well, that was f*cked up.

I Hope his penis is ok.

[The__Phoenix]

 

That's what he gets for having his junk near a hungry, hungry hippo.

 

That reminds me...

 

[walkingsickness]

Jesus tap dancing Christ! Did you see the Baraka like choppers in

that bitches mouth!!!! He made critical in choosing a women.

 

Welp... We all have to learn from our mistakes

[Fnorg]

Fnorg isn't a fan of tattoos.

Man, I would set aside the whole tattoo issue for some BBC. I'm this case I was referring to Alpha Centauri there, with the tooth gap.