Typhus Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 This unequivocally proves that the only thing women respect is sheer size and power. Had his penis been bigger and of a thicker quantity, the female would have been threatened and not tried to chew it off before foraging for other sources of nutrients. The solution is clear, all men must voluntarily castrate themselves and replace their genitals with six feet long iron rods. Only this will prevent women from confusing penises and hamburgers in future sexings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydo Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Nuts, I mean really f*ckin' nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kwabs Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 I feel so sorry for his penis him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distrom Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Well, that was f*cked up. I Hope his penis is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The__Phoenix Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 That's what he gets for having his junk near a hungry, hungry hippo. That reminds me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walkingsickness Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Jesus tap dancing Christ! Did you see the Baraka like choppers in that bitches mouth!!!! He made critical in choosing a women. Welp... We all have to learn from our mistakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted May 27, 2013 Share Posted May 27, 2013 Fnorg isn't a fan of tattoos. Man, I would set aside the whole tattoo issue for some BBC. I'm this case I was referring to Alpha Centauri there, with the tooth gap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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